LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. Skydiver baby! Skydiver baby! Yeah!! Congratulations on your little man. I'll keep him and his loving parents in my prayers!
  2. "Fuckery" That's my favorite word to describe shenanigans! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. I'm waiting for a "shart" reference from Brett any minute now..... 3... 2... 1... Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. I'll defer to the "single" ladies out there. I don't want to get into any "trouble". Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. you are so never getting off that horny lists..... Hey! You peeked!! So you're on it forever, too! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. +1 And if your doctor tells you to take it easy, you better listen! I ended up in the ICU at the Lower Keys Medical Center while I was vacationing in Key West (2 weeks after the sinus surgery). I sneezed while at Bahia Honda State Park and blew a scab off an artery. I spent 5 days in the hospital down there with a torture device stuck up my nose. Don't be like me (IDIOT) and try to get the gel packing to come out while you blow your nose a week later. Let nature take it's course and it will melt away. Good luck! Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. OK, since I didn't get any jumps last weekend, I'm posting for yesterday's action: : 2 : Yummy time with the new dude. 2 coach jumps that taught me so much! Beer owed for my 1st stand up landing and my 1st time out of a Cessna 182. It was awesome!!!
  8. NJ chicks gotta stick together! Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. See what you went & did now?!?!?!.... I'm all intrigued n' stuff. For maximum protein absorption, make sure to ask the nice gentlemen to keep it out of your hair and off your face. Aim for the mouth and I think you'll be okay. Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. : 0 : 0 Nice weekend with the new dude at my house and a surprise birthday party for him with DZ friends at a nice restaurant. Good times! 0 Jumps - too windy for me. 0 Beer I'm off from work tomorrow for Veteran's Day so we're heading to the DZ. Yeah! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. I'm trying sooooo hard not to be a smart ass right now.......... Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. Well, she's a NJ chick and we're stealing her back! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. (( Flipping the New Jersey state bird!! )) Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. I definitely prefer the "Nice Guy". And now that I've met one who is really sweet, well, it makes all of the assholes in the past a distant memory. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. 1)Have you ever stayed with a guy after he cheated more than once? Not sure. My ex-husband had one long term affair that I know of, I suspect there was probably more. But, for the sake of me wanting the whole white picket fence and baby thing, I begged him to not divorce *me*. I was such a fucking idiot. And he divorced me and never looked back. 2)Stayed with him even thought he never remembers any b/day,v/day etc.. To date, I haven't had this issue with anyone I dated. 3)He doesnt call for days, but when he does gives big excuse and gets laid anyway To date, I haven't had this issue with anyone I dated. However, if it did happen, there'd be absolutely no boot knocking. 4) humiliates you in public. I used date a guy when I was in my early 20s who kept following me after I broke up with him. He came to a nightclub and was staring in the windows watching me and my girlfriends. Then he came in and was crying at our table, begging me to take him back. That was fucking humiliating for ME, because then he said I was a slut because I wouldn't stay with him. He was the biggest fucking psycho after I dumped him. Ugh. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. Everyone knows that's why they make stun guns. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. Like everything else around here, it all comes back to......... Hey!!! Cheetos!! Nummy!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  19. Quote We are coming home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. Come to X-Keys. There's a winter boobie called "Freezefest" coming..... Just copied from the DZ's website: January 31-February 1 FREEEZEFEST! The ONLY winter boogie in the Northeast! The COOLEST boogie in the world. Please join us for the return of Drunken Dodgeball, 3 turbine planes, contests, prizes, and the best winter party ever! Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. Thanks so much for posting the pics!!! Awesome!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. Like from behind with a mirror in front so you can see the action while getting the hair pulled and the ass smacked.... And I was already warned promised I was getting a spanking tonight.