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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's why you need to keep a tampon in your jumpsuit pocket! Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yep, that and "falling out" while trying to close the door of the Skyvan! Oops!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    I loveeeeeeeee Genesis! My favorite song of all time is "Follow You, Follow Me". Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Now that's devotion. I'm guessing the other pup didn't make it? Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    It isn't available for my town yet. Boo. Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    ding ding. We have a winner! He won't be a winner if he does this in New Jersey. New Jersey has some of the strictest aviation rules of anywhere but California...so I've been told. My point: FAR 105 isn't the only regs you may have to deal with. Of course, as someone mentioned up thread, making a "bandit jump" doesn't exactly follow the rules. Damn. There goes my idea of just jumping out of the Skyvan (which comes over my house at 7,500' after jump run) and landing in the farmland behind my house. It surely beats trying to get home from the DZ on a Saturday night when every shoobie in PA is on their way to Atlantic City! Oh yeah, and no tolls!! Seriously, it's a fun little fantasy of doing a bandit jump with my friends to my backyard (swoop my pool, anyone? HAHA), my Dad is a pilot , but....... it's just not worth it to me if there's legalities involved. Always be kinder than you feel.
  7. LuckyMcSwervy

    butt itch

    LuckyMcSwervy replied to GaryRay's topic in The Bonfire

    Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 I'm so sorry.... I'll be thinking of you today. Lost love is so cruel. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    That'll probably be me one day! Always be kinder than you feel.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? No anal sex for the boys either.... g Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    That's why I voted for the "Lysol" one earlier today. I mean, cooties are cooties, right? I would've guessed they taught sex education in a rich boarding/day school, right? This is when we need a puking icon! Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    I hate to rain on this "let's fuck a whore" parade but you guys know she has herpes, right??? Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Sorry, Andy. "FUCK THAT POSSUM" That still cracks me up a week later! Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    OMG! I laughed my ass off picturing little ghetto squirrels saying how they "tapped that ass" and saying "word" and shit like that. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I loveeeeeeeeeeee squirrels!! I had a bunch of them in the backyard of my old house. One had balls so fucking big they would scrape the ground when he hopped. I named him "Big Balls". Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    I literally just choked on a cashew. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    Yep. Exactly what I saw driving home from work on Route 206 south tonight. Cool as hell! Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm sporting my Uggs right now.
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    : : Always be kinder than you feel.
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    I do not agree. People tend to shoot the messenger and the victim. +1 I have an ex-husband who won't even talk to me, 5 years later, after I exposed his affair to his family and he was no longer the "perfect, golden boy" in their eyes. And it was worth it because he told them he was divorcing me because I didn't want kids. That was truly rich because we were trying to get pregnant and I was scheduled to go to a fertility specialist. After 13 years together, not even a "hi". I'm glad the truth was out there for their consumption because I ASSUMED he told them why we were divorcing - it never even crossed my mind that he would lie to them too about the circumstances. Oh well. That's why some people are better left in the past. They're not worth the space in our heads reserved for the present and our future. That is all. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    I hope you don't even think about doing this at X-Keys and fucking it up for the rest of us (jumpers/pilots/DZO/etc.), but most importantly, yourself. God forbid your plan wouldn't work out, why would you want to put a "wreck", and I say "wreck" because it was an intentional fuck off, not an "accident", on someone's conscience? Meaning, think of other people besides yourself.... Believe me, dreaming up fun and exciting stuff to do when we get a cubic shitload more experience is probably normal, but let's not forget that we're human, humans make mistakes, and with skydiving you may not get a second chance.... know what I mean? Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    Hey you two! Get a room! Or a house! LOL! Seriously, I picture you guys sitting on a big comfortable sofa, both of you having laptops, not talking, posting after each other, just laughing your asses off .... How do you 2 work that out?? Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    +1 Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    Slept in a nice guy's trailer ONCE at X-Keys because I had too much to drink. And nothing happened. Gotta reinforce that fact. Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Gets an 'A' for effort! Always be kinder than you feel.