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  1. skittles_of_SDC
    OMG! I though it was a myth that black cocks are that big. TAKE IT OUT OF MY ASS NOW!!!!
  2. skittles_of_SDC
    I know when I won't be having sex.
  3. skittles_of_SDC
    I doubt you'll get turned down. I've never even turned down ugly chicks, and your just plain hot. I was visiting my friend at college, and this girl I never really met, just saw in an elevator earlier that day just came up to me and asked if I wanted to have sex. I said yes. It should be just that easy for you. Those were the words she used too "do you wanna have sex?"
  4. skittles_of_SDC
    I wanna have sex with at least 1 hot chick before I die. That prospect isn't looking so great though.
  5. skittles_of_SDC
    Good thing future pulled me out of his ass right before I exploded. Why'd he put me there in the first place?
  6. skittles_of_SDC
    See I don't think of myself as having a league. I'll hit on ugly chicks and hot chicks... it hasn't worked on a hot chick yet but at least I try. edited to add: That was pretty funny though.
  7. skittles_of_SDC
    Why couldn't I be an atomic bomb. I can't believe I'm a blackcat.
  8. skittles_of_SDC
    getting things ready to pack for Lost Prairie...thats about it. Why don't you pack some extra clothes so you can stop over at SDC so we can have... some jumps together at summerfest.
  9. skittles_of_SDC
    If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1. Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger? If so- then I am in It comes with all that except free meals, chauffeur, jump tickets/packing tickets, topshelf liquor, 236 red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starburst. I take that back. It does come with topshelf liquor. You know SDC all they drink is Don Julio. Don't tempt me, an entire year without sex might cause me to jump through some crazy hoops.
  10. skittles_of_SDC
    LMAO.
  11. skittles_of_SDC
    Moody, what are you doin' tonight?
  12. skittles_of_SDC
    Thats the only one I can second.
  13. skittles_of_SDC
    If thats an offer, I will have a trailer there starting Aug 1.
  14. skittles_of_SDC
    If thats what your ego needs to hear then sure. Not to sound overly confident but for a guy who doesn't get much (see: once a year) I know a lot of shit.
  15. skittles_of_SDC
    I think we need to hang out next time you are out at SDC.
  16. skittles_of_SDC
    If you want me as a booty call all you have to do is ask.
  17. skittles_of_SDC
    Watch a baseball game, that should give you plenty of hispanic last names to choose from. Contreras, Vazquez, Cabrera, Ramirez, Quentin, Uribe I'd say Ramirez or Vazquez (the pride of the southside)
  18. skittles_of_SDC
    "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" thats more like it.
  19. skittles_of_SDC
    Thats all I do. As I once told my brother "fat chicks dig me". Hotties have no interest in this. *draws circle around face with finger*
  20. skittles_of_SDC
    Sorry, I wasn't trying to sound like an ass. But I mean its hard to point out any positives in not have sex for a year. But hey, at least you tried.
  21. skittles_of_SDC
    Yeah, thanks. Now imagine how I feel being the one that actually goes that long. Spare me... go 4 years (while married) and get back to me, ok? It's a different situation though because your married. I'm single and have an outrageous number of girls to choose from. And still can't get any. At some point I'm going to have to give up so I can tell people I decided to become celibate.
  22. skittles_of_SDC
    Now your just being mean. I could still save money on condoms if I got to have sex at least once every 2 months. I need a girlfriend. That way I could have sex multiple times a day. *sigh* Life is so cruel.
  23. skittles_of_SDC
    The Bunny Ranch. Probably the most famous brothel in all of the US.
  24. skittles_of_SDC
    Yeah, thanks. Now imagine how I feel being the one that actually goes that long. Billy I could probably afford it, but theres just something wrong with having sex with an inanimate object. I'll wait years to have sex over fucking a doll any day... or if the wait gets too long I'll have to make a trip out to NV.
  25. skittles_of_SDC
    I submit the name Lola. How about as a prize the winner DOESN'T get kicked in the nuts and you kick all the losers in the nuts.