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It's the best I could have hoped for.

Oh, trust me I know. I had to pay out of state tuition at Arizona State for a year. Not as much as private but sure as hell not cheap.

We're talking about women in their early 30's to mid 40's and your friend being in like his 20's right? Cause thats how I wanna do it.

You got off easy.

You haven't been around very long.... No, sir, I have not. Only about a month. But you don't learn if you don't ask questions so... Edit: or fuck up... like hitting on somebody's girl. That'll learn ya real quick. That's true... then again, skymama might just be old enough to be your mama. I like older women. Can't tell you why. There's just something about them. Unfortunately older women don't usually like younger men. But if you know any single older women who like younger men send them this way *points to self*.

You haven't been around very long.... No, sir, I have not. Only about a month. But you don't learn if you don't ask questions so... Edit: or fuck up... like hitting on somebody's girl. That'll learn ya real quick.

Note to self: If ever at Elsinore STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM STUNTBABE. heh.

And blue moon is owned by coors I know. I'm just an all around Coors guy.

So do fat guys. Are you trying to give me a hint? Btw, skymama you single?

They all turn into psycho's eventually. But then again I have anger management issues so who am I to talk. I'm in apollard.

I wanna hear that guys stories. Everybody has a that guy story from the DZ. Whether it's about yourself, someone you know or just some random idiot being 'that guy'. Stories about girls being 'that guy' are ok too. I'll start. I was 'that guy' one night. After some good jumping we went over to the campground and started having a few beers. I started out slow and was doing ok. Somebody showed up and it got moved to a trailer where we were barbecuing. This is where the story gets bad. So I start drinking some more. After quite a few beers I decide it would be a good idea to show people how to shotgun a bottle of beer. So I ask the guy who's trailer it is if he has a straw and ask him to get it for me. Then soon after for reasons I can't remember I yell at him to get me a straw. So he gets it, I grab a bottle and show everyone how to shotgun it. At this point I'm pretty wasted so when somebody tells me they didn't see it and I should do it again, I do. Then after a period of time I can remember, more people show up and they tell me to do it again for the people that just showed up. I respond something like hell no. After about 2 mins they finally convince me to do it and I go puke up a storm. Then I tell everybody about what i described as the most awesome invention ever, the 'shotguninator' so somebody drives me to my tent to get it. I get back and everybody laughs cause it basically looks like a regular bottle opener. I then proceed to shotgun 2 cans of beer and throw them. And I think they went into a group of people. Also at some point I made a bet that I could eat a 41 oz bag of skittles in 6 hours. Needless to say I haven't really been drinking that much at the DZ since. All around bad.

I thought you said in that other thread thet you weren't gay. i didnt say i was putting it in the man Lisa!!!, jeezus im not gay!!! ask stuntbabex....she knows. I can vouch, he isnt gay. But he does have a habit of romancing women larger than him after a few beers. at the time i wasnt coherant and my so called friends didnt help me out. It's ok bro. Fat chicks need lovin' too. They just gotta pay.

They look sorta like this. HW Thats awesome. There would have to be a no clothes even on the ground rule though. Yes I'm just that perverted.

You can get a 30 rack of busch light or 30 stones for like $12. They are the official beers of college kids and beer pong tournies everywhere. That said, I find Coors Light to be the best among the cheaper beers. Fat tire is awesome and Blue Moon is amazing, especially with the orange slice.

1 & 2 olsen twins (at the same time) 3 scarlett johansen (sp?)

Completely naked boogie down in FL next year? Anybody wanna help me set it up? I don't care who you are- naked bodies just don't look good in freefall! lol, point taken. It'd look damn funny though. Plus, anything to get to see naked chicks.

How are you supposed to save your ass if the fuselage rips open and there is catastrophic depressurization and the plane starts to go down? I guess you gotta break into the hold dig around for your rig, get back out to the hole and then jump.

Define everything ... lol Love and happiness for all. :) There is a no return policy I can do the everything requirement... when you say NO return policy does that mean all sales are final? Why yes Eh, I've never been one for making returns anyway.

Completely naked boogie down in FL next year? Anybody wanna help me set it up?

Define everything ... lol Love and happiness for all. :) There is a no return policy I can do the everything requirement... when you say NO return policy does that mean all sales are final?

It sucks to see young people getting pushed out of the sport, or anybody for that matter. But I understand that everybody has stuff they gotta do. I guess I'm one of the lucky few, no job, no school (yet), have all my time and most of my money to dedicate to skydiving. I just hope that once I do start school I won't slack on my skydiving. And hey you're in Chicago, with the weather the way its been there'll be a tornado soon, just go catch it and hop a ride. btw, if I ever decide I wanna get my nuts kicked into my throat I'll look you up.

lol, Carlin will be sorely missed.

Well, it is fun to look like a badass. Even if I have to sweat my balls off to do it.

Bastards! Well I already got my questionnaire quite some time ago and I made sure to mention my ADHD in the medical concerns box. Just that it may keep me from paying attention for more than a few minutes at a time. I'll let you guys know how that one goes.

Thanks everybody for your insights. Has anyone that has checked theirs had a problem with the pins being accidentally pulled out or dislodged in the hold. I mean if you've ever seen how they store cargo... *shudders*. A few of you have mentioned your rigs are just small enough to go carry-on which kinda worries me because, well containers sized for 210's aren't exactly small.