skittles_of_SDC
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Can we put apples in your butt? Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. VERY good point... I really just want to see them going in, since everyone is claiming its sooo easy with a little KY Can't we just get you, Cindy and Lisa to do some KY wrestling and then then when the match is over we'll use the 3 of you? It would save so much time.
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Can we put apples in your butt? Now would be the perfect time...he wouldn't feel a thing. WHOA! slow your role there Cindy. It's Norco not Perc's or fentynal.
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How dare you people let my thread die. I am outraged and insulted.
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I'm flying with you. We are talking about painkillers right?
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Nope, no video. That one i don't know about. Your guess is as good as mine.
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Really? That's surprising people all over know who I am because of that incident. That sorry is told at SDC at least once a month (by others) when I meet new people.
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sorry it's not a more detailed one. I'll write a more detailed one when I sober up and find the time to give a shit.
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You were trying to fix Skittles up with your ex wife? Skitts - Are the painkillers from the injury last year or did you break yourself again? not broken, just got wisdom teeth pulled.
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You never wanna dive. Always vault.
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You kinda have to know the setup of skydive chicago's tiki hut. there is the main level with a deck then there is a second deck beneath the first level then the pond. I'm already kinda ripped and I say to somebody "what would you give me if I jumped in the pond naked" he's like "i'll buy you 2 shots of tequila" me "ok" so i strip off all my clothes in the middle of the tiki hut in front of 75+ people and run full speed at the railing and vault over. apparently i forgot there was a second deck before the pond. and i guess i passed out for a few minutes. tis the aftermath and the photo on the tshirt
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SUNSHINE get in here and tell the story!!!!!!
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You're not innocent. You're talking about anal insertions. Plus knowing that the sphincter is a muscle is just basic anatomy. You don't have to be a perv to know that. We're really getting off topic though here. The topic is "boooooooooo you have a boyfriend."
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You just lay the ground work and I'll lay the pipe... I mean... I'll take care of the rest.
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Honestly? You're the only person in the skydiving community that doesn't know the story. At Summerfest this year some Aussie I had never met before was like "So, you're Skittles?" That's right my story has made it all the way to the furthest land from the United States.
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But to get TWO big round apples in a girls butt??? The hole isnt that big!! I hope they knocked the girl out for the process.... Id imagine it was traumatic. The thing about that is they are muscles. Muscles stretch. That makes it easier.
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Did you ever figure out how you got there??? Oh yes, there is no way I could forget. It's on a t-shirt and I have heard the story more times than I can count.
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I miss the trailer already. That night was funny as hell. Good weekend. But you totally didn't get your friend out there like you were supposed to. I was totally gonna put it in her.
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OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time? Well I know for me, it usually means Im drunk too, and when Im drunk I want to make out for about four minutes and then go to sleep But I rarely drink anymore, so no big deal.... Maybe i should spike my bf's drink this weekend BF?! boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. and to answer the question. you could spike his drink or make him wear a condom. alcohol and condoms have the same effect as far as making it take way too long.
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You wanna know about awkward moments? I once came to laying drunk and naked on a deck in front of 75+ people. Now that is awkward. P.S. if that story turned you on a little bit, which i don't doubt it did, don't feel bad you aren't the only one.
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OOOO, good question.... I knew a guy who couldnt after 2 beers. Lame. I've always been able to get hard still after hours and hours of straight drinking. It just takes longer to get off. Come to think of it why don't women wanna bang drunk guys ALL the time?
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Oh yes. I most certainly can. Your place or mine?
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so we are going to talk about something fun. Sex is always good. C'mon ladies you know you want to. Lets get some major sexual tension going.
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hell no. i don't have any endorphins left. I need synthetic stuff.
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Drive from SC to Bama-fly from Birmingham to Memphis-drive to Tunica, MS for a few days-back through Memphis to Ozark, AL via Birmingham where I'll pick up my car again-on to Bay St. Louis, MS with a possible stop in Pensacola for a day or two then home. Looking at 18 straight days on the road. I haven't worked up the courage to tell my wife yet. Not entirely sure where youre trying to go, but I live right outside Ozark and Im in Pensacola every weekend if yall need anything! Oh really? I may be going to school in FL. There are a lot of things I need. Btw I'm gonna try to make this as uncomfortable, in a sexual tension sort of way, as I possibly can while I'm still high on painkillers and have an excuse.
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Now you're just making up lies. P.S. take your broken ass down to broward county in FL and get me some real pain pills (oxycodone) the shit the oral surgeon gave me is bullshit.