RhondaLea

Coming from a guy who abandoned me in the night, this just will not fly. Besides, I need all the cabana boys I can get. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Oh, I forgave you a long time ago. Do you want me to repeat what I already said? I could just make it a sig, so you don't forget again. Just remember, though...if you start the beer fight, it's no holds barred, and I'm highly motivated. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

You got that backwards. SHE stalks ME. Yep. And any day now, I'll be closing in for the kill. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Sex?! Where? Where? Edited to add: For you, Keith: If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

So are you, you little pain in the ass. In spite of myself, I am inordinately fond of you. You've just...grown on me...like a fungus. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

When I reach the point of being unable to support myself I shall be happy to check out. I rather fancy being shot by a jealous husband on my 105th birthday. Yes, Jubal. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

That's cause I have off tommorrow, baby. If you had told me...I could've taken tomorrow off and stalked you for real. Hell, I could've been sitting outside your window by now. What am I going to do with you? rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

I haven't heard her accept the deal? Nobody else except Rhonda would read more than a paragraph anyway... She made a really good point and I get it. I feel like a jerk. But I will do my best. Ok, and it will be less than three pages (god forbid). on the table? Baby, this is a great thread. I laughed my ass off when I saw the subject line. You're off the hook...for a price. I do think you should at least skim The Thread to know its marvels and mysteries. But if you're willing to accept a position as a cabana boy at my summer home in Hell...well...the brimstone is very nice this time of year... ...then no paper. The Bride of Satan hath spoken. rl P.S. I'm quite sure that Thread prefers glazed raspberry jelly doughnuts. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Sometimes you're just too damn forgiving, bud. I like a nice pair of slacks. You're here! And it's nighttime! Baby, you've come back! rl P.S. I went to the post office today and I was walking behind a guy wearing a pair of slacks. I immediately thought of you, and then I noticed he was walking like he might be wearing a diaper. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Sometimes you're just too damn forgiving, bud. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Where do you plan to practice? Pennsylvania is so weird. Prothonotaries instead of clerks. Weird laws, weirder pleadings. Strange ways of doing real estate transactions. Are you going to save the world or become a rich bastard? Inquiring minds want to know. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

But you're not joking about taking the bar, right? PA and NJ? You're in for it now. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

I take it that means you're not a betting man? rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Where did this info come from? Ten bucks says he called her and asked. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Well, for you, I have something altogether different in mind... If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

I think I'll have to take that as a compliment. I think we should just hold him down and stick a cucumber up his ass... ...a big one... ...and no Astroglide for him. What is it that Rebecca always says? "And that's all I have to say about that." If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

We recently did a trust for an elderly woman whose 61 year old daughter lives in a nursing home for...for lack of a better word, I will say "defective" adults. My ex-boyfriend worked there for a time, so I spent some time there. It's a good facility. It's not the fate I would want for a child of mine. Why would anyone want to bring a mentally retarded child into the world if there is a way to avoid doing? As for rape/incest, it's very easy to say that a woman should literally risk her life to bear a child she neither asked for nor wanted, but I wouldn't want anyone making that choice for me. Pregnancy and childbirth have a higher fatality rate than skydiving. Abortion has a much lower fatality rate for the mother. It is one thing to say a mother can risk her life for her child, it's quite another to say she must. Having a baby is fraught with peril for the entire 9 months, and to compel a woman to endure a pregnancy she does not want seems to me to be insane. I have never had an abortion, but there are certain situations in which I know I would--without a doubt or qualm. I do not want anyone to interfere with my choice, so my answer is that I will not interfere with theirs. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

It is hilarious, but it won't be hilarious for her. I can't believe this young woman doesn't comprehend the bridge burning she did in that first email. The truth is that baby lawyers are worthless. Utterly. They've been to law school, but in terms of real world practice, a paralegal with five years of experience is more valuable. They have to be taught everything. I once had a judge's clerk ask me to complete one of the required skills and methods courses for him. Two employers for whom I worked both paid me a higher salary in those years than the two new associates they hired, one of whom was actually an English solicitor who was not in a position to take the bar exam. She, at least, understood a little more than the other guy did, but if you don't know the local practice--or any practice--you must be led by the hand, or all your work will be for naught. Attorneys learn a lot in law school, but they do not learn to practice law. One hopes she will find a suitable corporate job, or her expected lifestyle is going to change very rapidly. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

That'll have you right as rain in no time, sweetie. Is your day getting any better, or do I need to crack the whip so these funny folks get even funnier? They're in rare form today, I'll tell ya. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

You keep bringing this up as if anyone else thinks it's relevant to the question. What's relevant to the question is that all the guys I'm head over heels in love with are either a) too young or b) of an inappropriate (for my purposes) sexual orientation (not to mention married to each other). In the first instance, been there, done that, what an adventure. I'm still a little dizzy lo these many years later. In the second, it's just as well, because I couldn't choose between the two anyway.

But why end of March? Are you walking? No, that's when I'm driving from Florida to New Jersey by way of (Denver and) Virginia. So that's when he needs to get out of town. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

I'm old enough to be his mother. ...or maybe his mother-in-law. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

Good. Because I don't have any good, current pictures of her, and I'd like to be able to post some here. I'm hoping to auction her off to the highest most eligible bidder as soon as possible. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

That's what you get for abandoning me in the night. You locked the door. Only after you went out the door. I knew I shouldn't have let you out of the closet. rl If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb