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  1. dynamicedge
    You just need to drink more. Turn that frown upsidedown by doing a keg stand!!
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    A pregnant lady will require more water than a non pregnant person since she is drinking for two. So she will drink the water and then the mechanic and pilot die and then the pregnant chick dies and everyone is dead. The pilot and mechanic should both agree to kill the pregnant lady so there is no argument and then they can save themselves and live happily ever after.
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    I WANNA BE A FIGHTER PILOT!
  4. dynamicedge
    2-way BIG BELLY fly. Pulling at 8k.
  5. dynamicedge
    WOW! AWESOME PHOTOS!
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    Not the funniest but i still thought it was rather comical. Somebody made good use of their time to modify the words to send a different message.
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    FUCKING TRACKING UNDER YOUR GODDAM FUCKING INSTRUCTOR!?!?!?!!!!!!! ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING BANNED FROM SKYDIVING FOREVER!!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD LOCK YOU IN A FUCKING CAGE, THROW AWAY THE FUCKING KEY AND BURY YOU DEEP IN THE FUCKING EARTH!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN MENTION A FUCKING ACT THAT WOULD SURELY FUCKING GET YOU, YOUR FUCKING INSTRUCTOR, EVERYONE ELSE IN THE FUCKING SKY, THE PILOT AND EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING GROUND WITHIN A 50 MILE FUCKING RADIUS FUCKING KILLED!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! IDIOT!!!!! now that i got that off my chest, just stick to the AFF routine and you'll be fine
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    "Fellas back me up on this one, once you've seen one woman nekked, you wanna see the rest of em' nekked" "People learn things when I drink, like when I tell the cab driver 'I gotta yak', it doesn't mean I got a long haired buffalo sittin in my backyard"
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    What the fuck kinda JOB do you have?!?!? I get bored easily so I gotta do what I gotta do to entertain myself.
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    whatever tool you get, make sure it's made by RIGID. best tools on earth by far and the only tools i buy. I once dropped my RIGID power drill from a 5 story building and the next week it was in the middle of an out of control gasoline fire and it still works like a charm.
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    FUCKING GROSS! If she thinks she's worth $1 million then that Thai hooker I fucked last month should've cost $3 million instead of $3. (and she knew how to do stuff)
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    ah yes, now that I think of it i believe i have seen some go in and some go out.
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    yea aircraft are pressuized and door won't open ... you'd have to be superman to open that door in flight........ Wouldn't it be easier to open the door then, since the cabin has high pressure and outside pressure is much lower?
  14. dynamicedge
    ...and the pilot gets on the PA and announces that the plane is going down and everyone should assume the emergency position. There is catastrophic failure on the plane and you can safely assume the aircraft is going to burst into flames upon impact. You also have your rig with you in the cabin. Assuming you don't have any loved ones with you, do you...? Edit: Assuming you are physically able to fight everyone off and pop open the emergency exit door and jump...
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    There is also an unwritten rule that by the end of the first period, when the score was 20 or 30 to nothing, Bulgaria would have received a few game misconducts and Slovakia's players would be missing more teeth than the attendees of a convention of the National Snuff Dipping Association. haha ya i'll have to agree with that. I know I would probably be on the bench sharpening the end of my stick and loading my 9mm for my next shift.
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    WOW. The only way this could have been worse is if Bulgaria literally didn't show up. No matter how bad they are, this is a fine example of extremely poor sportsmanship. Slovakia should be shamed of themselves (Bulgaria too). There is an unofficial mercy rule in sports. Back in my playing days, once we were spanking a team 12 or 13-0 we would stop scoring and just work on our passing and keep away skills. If we did happen to rack up a couple more goals, we certainly would not celebrate those goals.
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    I just caught a bit of America's Got Talent and I just gotta say that Jerry Springer is a total fucking douchebag. It hurts to watch that doink. Oh and Jessica Price is fucking hot.
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    Seinfeld. George is gettin' frustrated!!
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    I will be spending most of my time in the area of Backnang just outside of Stuttgart.
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    I'll be going to Europe (mostly Germany) in 2 weeks to visit the family and it will be my first time going back as a licensed skydiver. So what's the best place to jump? I hear Switzerland jumping is just gorgeous. Also, I may be wrong but I thought I once heard of somewhere in Switzerland with the option of a helicopter jump? Can anybody verify this? I've always wanted to heli-jump. Thanks for any input.
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    My dream revenge on my pyschobitch x-gf has always been, with some intense computer hacking skills, to completely ruin her credit and render her completely bankrupt. Then after her house is repossessed I would send her a glass of milk and a cake to her motel room, or wherever she is staying, that says " Got Assets? " That would make me happy.
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    Well when you're falling 120+mph it's not exactly a gentle breeze. Wind is usually the only thing I and most everybody hears. Well sometimes I hear demons telling me do do evil things but that's another story. The pressure is something you will probably get used to over time and eventually will not feel it but i never really had this problem so idunno.
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    yup that's exactly what i was talkin about. I'll try tucking it in at the end like you, but i was just wondering if that type of fold is completely necessary. thanks for the input.
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    My Sabre 2 is still new and still very slippery and I'm still a noob. This is difficult to explain but I find it easier to put the canopy in the dbag when I S fold the canopy in the actual shape of an S with the lines comin out of the very bottom fold. Doing the standard fold with that initial upward fold where the lines are above the very bottom fold, always gets away from me when i try to put it in the bag. I havn't jumped this method yet and was wondering if this way is ok or not ok? If you have no idea what i'm talking about, no worries. Thanks for any input.