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  1. dynamicedge
    Not 'forever'. Maybe temporarily. I really just need to get through the winter till skydiving season starts up again. Then my weekends are all booked up anyway and nobody will want to date me since on weekdays I just like to come home from work and lay on my couch naked eating blueberries till a pass out.
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    I always make a thorough inspection of the goods long before a girl gets in my car. But that is a good point. And if you like what you see, stop short!!
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    So I have to pay for dinner AND open the door?! Whatever happened to women wanting to be treated equally? Life has turned into a buffet. People choose to take the good stuff but leave the bad stuff behind. It's like religious people that have sex before marriage. "Oh I love god but this whole premarital sex is a sin thing, i don't like that so I'll just forget about that rule."
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    So anyway....my girl and I are going to a comedy club tonight just the two of us. As we all know (well at least me) the drinks flow pretty heavy at comedy clubs. So I thought this would be a good time for my dickhead friend to meet his new "girlfriend". So I told him to call UglyAndAnnoying up and ask her to double with my girl and I. (I can handle one night with her if it means less of her in the future). So he does. She says "I'd love to, blah blah blah blah, hehe". An hour or two later she calls him up and says she can't cuz she has to go to the airport. If you don't already know you need to go to the airport, it's a fucking lie. So I'm wondering if she told my girl, and then my girl said no to this for some reason. so fuck.....back to the drawing board.
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    I like to drive my car around looking for a parking spot in the lz as the guys are on final. keeps them on the ball...
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    I have one extremely obnoxious friend. So obnoxious he pisses even me off most of the time. I recruited him to get that bitch the fuck away from me. I know he'll try cuz he'll fuck a hole in wall if it said his name. If anything, he'll at least make me look good. We'll see if this works....
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    that's not a word. I challenge!
  8. dynamicedge
    Since it's a new relationship and I'm getting laid I think I will just keep my mouth shut a bit longer. Once the relationship becomes more serious (if it ever does since I don't like committment anyway), I might voice my opinion. She has no idea about dz.com so I am safe there. Till then, I'm just going to drink more beer... blue ones...
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    So I recently started dating this girl and I can't fucking stand her best friend! We often hang out in a group so I have no choice but to put up with her. She is so fucking goddam annoying and horribly unnattractive (which is fine but she thinks she's so fucking hot) which is not fine). I sometimes wanna rip my left arm off just so I have something to throw at her. I've been able to keep my mouth shut so far but I don't know how much longer I can go. Anyone else been in this situation?
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    i would.....
  11. dynamicedge
    ARCH!! and have fun! ask to take a turn at the steering toggles too. it's wicked fun!
  12. dynamicedge
    I just hate how that Lutz fucktard blames his instructors for his total incompetence. Funny how not too many people notice that he's the doucheknocker in that situation and that his instructors actually saved his life.
  13. dynamicedge
    haha! throwin all the eggs in one basket. For my 200th I plan on doing a wingsuit mr.bill tandem base with camera, light my pants on fire and swoop the landing over a croc infested pond with a 70 sqft canopy while blindfolded. ya, i'm just that good...
  14. dynamicedge
    That depends. What kind of work would you be doing? Do you like hockey? Do you like snow or rain? Do you like mountains, oceans, lakes or wheat fields that seem to never end? etc
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    Dude, I think they're produced in Canada. It's got to be thrilling after the boredom of winter there. I live in Canada and winter is very exciting for me (maybe not others). I love to pull that e-brake around every turn I take and launching myself off of cliffs into champagne powder. But when I'm not doing that, ya it can be a bit boring....that is why i drink so damn much. building snow forts fucking rocks too!
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    I actually want to increase my wing loading a bit. I figure, $1000 worth of fried food with cheese on it is better than a new $2000 canopy. I'll worry about the heart attack some other time.
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    I feel your pain brother. I too lost my dad recently. Now I gotta deal with this time change where it's dark at 4:30!! Changing the clocks forward instead of back makes much more sense. I don't give a shit if it's dark in the morning. I am buying a new kick ass pair of skis next week.
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    They also need make those shows a little more exciting somehow. Some of those episodes are mind numbingly boring.
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    The only bad thing I have seen is a no flare on a guy's first solo dive. He was a little battered and bruised but no big deal but he was very embarrassed, felt like an idiot and learned his lesson. On my fourth jump I encountered a very strong and sudden sea breeze as I came crosswind to set up my final. I was going straight down over the woods. I learned that I should not fly over anything I didn't want to land on and I shoulda turned around and landed off zone but had my newb instinct at the time and was overly concerned with landing on zone. I was luckily able to land right between 2 big trees with the end cells gently grazing the branches. Lesson learned....
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    Eagles Genesis Foo Fighters
  21. dynamicedge
    Do you always photograph yourself in the shower? Very kinky yet very disturbing.
  22. dynamicedge
    Fuck a lot of women.
  23. dynamicedge
    Starting a drop zone in canada would probably not be a very good investment. I live in Canada and there's a park behind my house. If you start a dz there you'll definitely have me as a regular customer
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    I've never skied on those others but I have demoed a pair of Rossi B3's. It's a fantastic ski for advanced intermediate to expert skier. The ski is more geared toward softer fluffier snow rather than hard pack. But at the end of the day when all the soft stuff is gone it shines very nicely on the hard pack and holds a great edge. Great one quiver ski and I highly reccommend them. Where will you be doing most of your skiing? Different kinds of skis are better suited for different parts of the world as the snow condition varies greatly.
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    Real or not

    dynamicedge replied to ozzy13's topic in The Bonfire

    I am still in shock that anybody would even begin to think this is real. It is insanely FAKE. so obvious...