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  1. dynamicedge
    Not a company but the Nazis Swastika is pure awesome. Before you start throwin the hate, the swastika is one of the oldest symbols in the history of the world and symbolises the highest knowledge of mankind (not the terrible things the nazis did)
  2. dynamicedge
    This is a public service announcement: When you are on the highway going about your daily business, STAY THE FUCK RIGHT UNLESS FUCKING PASSING YOU IGNORANT FUCKING COCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKERS!!! AND IF YOU SEE ME ABOUT TO PASS YOU DON'T FUCKING CUT IN FRONT OF ME TO PASS SOMEBODY AS I AM CLEARLY GOING FASTER THAN YOU!!! FUCK!!! have a nice day....
  3. dynamicedge
    ummmmmmm, for the people that are asking if this is real or fake: are you serious??? this is 110% without question completely FAKE!! if you can't see that then you are probably extremely drunk right now...
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    ya well I don't know all the backroads seeing as how I'm not exactly a local. So where the fuck were you to point me in the right direction!?!?! Stupid me had to forget to bring my Swiss map card for my GPS.
  5. dynamicedge
    Ya I just went down to Switzerland the other day to try and get some mountain climbing in before the weather turned nasty. Found out I was a bit too late. So I decided to dive back up to Germany last night via Zurich during rush hour. big mistake...
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    I need a thesaurus too cuz I'm sick and tired of saying drunk and horny.
  7. dynamicedge
    I started jumping in AUS 2 years ago. Then went home that fall and had to wait over the winter and then got back into it end of this July and the first jump was great!! I was pretty nervous on the way to altitude but once I was out I felt at peace. It's like having sex with with a gorgeous girl after not having had sex or jerked off in 2 years and the last girl you slept with was fat and ugly (and it lasts longer too). Anyway, I did a couple more jumps that weekend (with my brand spankin new rig), went home and broke myself playing football a few days later (worked out tho since I had no money anyway). So I get to experience that first jump feeling again after the winter.
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    Fortunately I have a steam room, sauna, and hot tub at my house. I do 1 hour in the hot tub, 1 hour in the steam room, and then insted of going to bed I sleep in the sauna with heat on max. seems to help get rid of the cold much quicker.
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    "Nope, this isn't where I put my keys...oh shit"
  10. dynamicedge
    You must also send me $5 in the mail after every jump otherwise you will be shun from society. and no, i don't take cheques...
  11. dynamicedge
    I get the same feeling when I do a crossword puzzel with a pen. No margine for error! But I usually get my kicks from driving rather fast in my car. I know it's stupid but i just love the feeling i get when i see that needle keep climbing and climbing and seeing objects wooshing by me at 260+kph
  12. dynamicedge
    Box Man - A neutral, face to earth body position in which the arms form right angles at shoulder and elbow, and the legs are spread at about 45 degrees from the long axis and bent 45 degrees at the knees. Generally considered the ideal position for Formation Skydiving. --- taken right out of the Skydive Glossary
  13. dynamicedge
    diablopilot IS pretty badass....seems the hair and the canopy color match the name pretty damn well, too.
  14. dynamicedge
    I too hate the Flames with a passion. I also hate Leafs, Ducks and the Pens.
  15. dynamicedge
    I too have a brand new sabre2 190 canopy. Well I got it several months ago but have only jumped it a few times cuz i broke my leg. Anyway, it just took me lots of practice and a lot of sweat and tears (and sometimes blood too). Since I can't jump cuz I'm broken, I did a lot of practicing. Getting it into the bag is a motherfucker, i agree. I packed and repacked hundreds of times to get it right. I used every part of my body to bag it. ie. my arms, elbows, face, nose, feet, tongue, ears, knees, chest, crotch etc. to keep it together. It helps to S fold the lines into the pack once it`s already in the bag. I started a thread a while ago about this exact issue and there was some really good advice. check it out. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3315147;page=unread#unread
  16. dynamicedge
    Everyone should tune in to the Oilers game tonight cuz they're playing the Flamers.(and again tommorrow night!) It's gonna be a super exciting game as always but it will only end in the Flames' demise. GO OILERS!!!! If only the season could end now we'd be in the playoffs for sure.
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    The tax man can't get me when I'm in freefall!!
  18. dynamicedge
    If you are a hockey fan, who's your team? If you are not a hockey fan, you suck.
  19. dynamicedge
    I agree. It takes more guts to bow out than it does to go ahead and jump when you feel it isn't right.
  20. dynamicedge
    Bose!!!!!!!!! Bose makes the absolute best audio devices. The Bose noise cancelling headsets are amazing!!! while you're at it get the Bose Wave radio and the Bose Lifestyles home theatre surround sound system. awesome stuff!!!
  21. dynamicedge
    People like that need to be exterminated.
  22. dynamicedge
    Farting on the climb is not cool. I had to open the door to throw up once cuz some assbag decided to let one rip that smelled like burnt death.
  23. dynamicedge
    $2.50?!?!?!?! where is this ultra cheap beer bar located? but ya, chronic texters are one of my biggest pet peeves. drives me fucking loco!!!
  24. dynamicedge
    Ya when my father passed away a few months ago at 60 years old friends told me "It's all part of god's plan". I know they meant well but most of my friends know me enough to know that I don't buy into that type of talk. God's plan blows, but that's life.
  25. dynamicedge
    Fuck I love cheese! Especially when it's melted on stuff!