dynamicedge
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I've never had a chop but a buddy of mine had to chop on his very first jump on an IAD. He told me his canopy deployed and immediately whipped him into a violent spin. Thanks to the great instructors at Eden North who prepared him for anything he immediately performed his EP without even thinking. Needless to say he almost shit himself and he kissed the ground as soon as he landed. I don't think he'll be back in the sky anytime soon.
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I wish a could do that...
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You're right on the penny thing. I accidentally converted to Canadian dollars and used an old newspaper as reference. But that golden number business man, that's some quantum shit!!
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Dammit!! The equation I just whipped off the top of my head gave me $10 737 418.23 after 30 days. I musta missed something. Been a while since I took math in uni. oh well...
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Venus bingo! How deep must a SCUBA diver go to be unable to pass gas?
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What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
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My niece's little pink bicycle with tassles doesn't like the speed limit.
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What do I win?
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Tittle!!
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ummmmmmmmmm, no
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I caught my woman cheating on me once too. I just called her a whore and walked away. Sure was nice to see her true colors and I'm glad I found out when I did. Consider yourself lucky you found out when you did. Now bring on those pictures!!!
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I've got an Escort Passport 8500 X50 too! Fuckin love it! If it wasn't for her I would be in jail and/or more broke than I am now.
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gotta pay for main and freebag on a chop????
dynamicedge replied to Heyman777's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Here's what you do: Go up to that person and ask: "Can your dick reach your asshole?" If they answer yes: "Then go fuck youself." If they answer no: "Then I'm not buying you new shit." -
22 years old. Size 11-13 depending on type of shoe. You know what they say about guys with big feet..... They have big shoes.
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Low gas/oil prices is NOT a good thing. It's just a symbol of very very BAD things...
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Ya I usually don't follow the rules. I often get those weekend ruiners where I am just a useless slob on a couch. Those are bruuuuuuuutal! I blame tequilla.
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Oh and remember: Beer before liqor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer and you're in the clear.
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A long walk before you go to bed (possible substitute to taking a cab). A real cold shower in the morning does wonders. Even better, if you are fortunate to live near a beach, a nice dip in the ocean, lake, river etc. is very helpful. Advil is good. Last but definitely not least: GATORADE!!!!!!!!! is great!
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How to get your Adrenaline Fix in the winter
dynamicedge replied to jtnesbitt's topic in The Bonfire
I thoroughly enjoy hittin the slopes. One day I definitely want to combine my two passions and give speed flying a go. -
Here ya go.... http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LyTEKhkB8OM http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw7jsfunG8 Sorry, don't know how to make it a clicky, and no, I don't want to learn... The second one has the long lost Topenga from 'Boy Meets World'. She's lookin good.
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also, include a picture of your anus....
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Fuck I love that song!! Oh and www.pornhub.com is much better than youporn cuz you can actually skip ahead in the videos to avoid all the boring foreplay. happy crankin....
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I live in Canada so they're up inside of me 8 months of the year.
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Well if it comes down to it, I'll say my goodbyes now. Hope to see you all in the skies someday. Keep it outta yer bum.