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I didn't know people talked after sex. News to me. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Dude, I don't need to look down on the fret board to see what I'm playing.... Just sayin.... Best Girl Scout Ever.

Beat the shit out of someone. It always works for me. I hardly every cry anymore. Why not try getting a tutor? Best Girl Scout Ever.

okay. SOME are from airplane tires. Not all. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I found this cool website that makes wallets out of airplane tires. I thought it was nifty and wanted to see if there are other skydiving/aviation related gifts.... www.rubberrevolution.etsy.com Since Christmas is coming up soon...according to the stores. Best Girl Scout Ever.

ooh. lets hear the stories of the day after. I've got a good one... Went to a few clubs in Chicago to celebrate a friends birthday. Went to an after hours place, got so shit faced as I was dancing on those cube things I blacked out and fell right off of it. Ripping my pencil skirt in two. Midst falling off the dancing cube I broke my phone, lost my debit card, and spent all my cash. The club closed at 5am and I only had a few buck stashed away for a cab. With no phone, 5am, no cash and no where to sleep I decided the best place was to crash at the train station revolving door. There were other homeless people sleeping. I was awaken at 7 am by train security and had walked to my train home, holding my skirt together, as it ripped down the seam. It was the longest train ride of my life, but I made it home okay. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm offended that you never even asked for a bottle of my piss. Now I know what to get for xmas! Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm looking for those who enjoy wine. I enjoy trying new wines and want to see what you drink? My most recent favorite until I find another one. Princess - (yes thats the name) It's a plum and cherry infused red wine, best served chilled. Made by Vintage Vinter Winery- illinois. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Tiny Tim Best Girl Scout Ever.

oooh yeah. My mom made cabbage soup at dinner on a visit and the next day at work I was printing random papers to leave my cubicle and fart near the printer so no one would hear me. Best Girl Scout Ever.

God he's sexy. I can't find another englishman who's as sexy as him. Maybe David beckham, but Victoria is a hot bitch. Hmmm...Hispanic studies eh? Muah ha ha. When I saw him naked, I felt something...... He he he he he Best Girl Scout Ever.

I don't appreciate you guys talking about my husband and god that way. You heretics! Best Girl Scout Ever.

Bear grylls for president! Woo! He's freaking sexy as hell. I was watching his show. And I was hooked. In one show I saw him eat dear heart, get naked, piss on stuff, get naked again. For some reason I kept staring at the blurry spots hoping I could depict the size of his love lance. No luck. Compared to survivor man he's better looking. Oh. I like the guy will Willis too on that combat show. Sexy beast! Whiskey whiskey...... Me ow Best Girl Scout Ever.

I don't smoke crack. I just think he's hot. They should make a man vs wild and have him go out with me for a night. Ill make it wild! Ha ha ha ha Best Girl Scout Ever.

I want gods love. I want god inside me and my soul. I want feel his faith all over me. I wanna see the light. Immaculate conception....wait.... no... the regular way is better.... I found god and his name is Bear Grylls. I would like to get to know God s bit better. I want the power of god to compel me. Hard. I wonder if he has x ray vision.... Best Girl Scout Ever.

I like it when my farts smell like bacon. thats skill kiddos. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I do what I can. I'll send you and invoice. Best Girl Scout Ever.

you cant tell me what to do!!!! whaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaa Best Girl Scout Ever.

You gotta refrigerate pee. It's not good unless its hot outta the box. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I kinda have a thing for military guys. Oh and fuck no on the shower. I finally feel like a real wetback! I've never felt so close to my motherland. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Nah. I'm recruiting for a cause! bah ahahahah Best Girl Scout Ever.

Andriana: 0 Moderators:1 Ahhh you called it. Hello SC. How are you? Best Girl Scout Ever.

My bad. CLIT stands for: Cougar Leauge In Training Basically to become the elite force of females once we reach 40-102 You can be enlisted into Clit before 40. PT test required. We also have a Clit tabs. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I pronounce to you the CLIT creed. Cunngingly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained Clit. My courtesy to superior women, neatness of dress and care of the breasts and body shall set the example for Clit's to follow. Lovingly, l never shall I fail my Clit. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the pleasing my Clit, one-hundred-percent and then some. I will never leave a fallen Clit to fall into the hands of the younger women and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my fellow Clits. I will display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the CLIT's objective and complete the mission though I be the lone cougar. Though I volunteered myself as a Clit, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of the Clit. Acknowledging the fact that a Clit is a more elite woman who arrives at the cutting edge of domination by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Clit my female species expects me to move further, faster and fight harder than any other woman for younger men. Since I'm head nacisisst I've voted for myself twice as the Donna of CLIT. El presidente mexicoon extrodinare. Best Girl Scout Ever.

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