banesanura
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So sweet.
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Losing an engagement ring. enough said. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I was couchsurfing for the first time in OH. I stayed with a couchsurfer whose grandmother recently passed away, we decided to get smashed and I woke up on the couch soaked in my own piss. Not only did I piss on the recently deceased grandma's couch, but there was a HUGE ring stain that I couldn't get out. We still are friends to this day...but god damn. That was embarassing. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I was reuniting with old girlfriends from grade school. (we were about 20 years old at the meeting) I ranted about how I was so glad none of the girls were pregnant because we are to young to raise children...yada yada yada. I was cut off mid rant by my girlfriend, who informed she was 4 months pregnant by her manager from the local burger joint. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Hahha. you can write your own stupid things that you've done. I have tons of them. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Maybe after I stop being a huge fucking vagina and get my balls back. It might take a while, I lost my mojo somewhere between fucking crazy, and whatthefuckthatbitchiscrazy. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Fuck discretion. No you aren't that important and NO one cares. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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One time during a double dom session, my friend (without me knowing) put one of the glasses of pee in the microwave and burned the back of my clients throat with my microwaved piss. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Fuck crying and emotions. Why can't I just be a robot? WTF!!!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Once I drove from 16 hours straight , in one day, about 1000 miles just to see someone. Seemed logical then. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Fuck me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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fuck celibacy. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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FUCK chin hair on women. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Bitch: when did I turn into a big fucking VAGINA?! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Thread is about things you love to bitch about. Nothing in particular. Just straight bitchin. Since its one of my favorite hobbies...I will start. Fuck autoflush. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Cool what about GEORGiA? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_d--JVpQ0w FRICK YES MORE IKE WOOOOOOOOOO wooow owowowowowowo wooo I love ike. he's so EFFIN cute. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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you can say technically 95 but only 3 of them were human. Then throw in the word kentucky some where and they will understand. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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It's 50/50 here... Unless you think you have an open minded mate, most will run astray if the number is too high for their standards... Or you can just not give a fuck and say the number. I consider myself quite honest and at the end of the day I'd rather have someone know the real me opposed to what they want to hear. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Either Bear Grylls or "will willis" from special ops - military channel. ::drool fest:: Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Heres me giving birth. I know I'm already going to hell. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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dude. I agreed with you. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Your own kids I can understand... I'm assuming that you find beauty that your kids were born But the logistics maybe not so much. This goes into the "GOD FAIL" category. I like the whole stork idea, much cleanier, less painful, Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Enjoys Henry Rollns NOT Tom Collins. Billy doesn't hug, he moshes. Billy's high five is a fist to the face. Frick yes! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Buying tampons isn't anything. Have you seen biology and the birthing process? And you think some of the things I do is gross? Seeing a head crowining has scarred me for life. Fuck that noise. Best Girl Scout Ever.