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3 out of 4 times it works every time. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Why doesn't santa have kids? Best Girl Scout Ever.

Crawfish don't look like fish. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm actually doing much better, now that I'm on my feet. I've got 2 blogs that keep me moderatley busy. And now to more housework! Best Girl Scout Ever.

Why am I so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night! Best Girl Scout Ever.

I can't take credit for this one: I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Where in the world IS Carmen San Diego? Best Girl Scout Ever.

I wonder if the pope is "well endowed" Best Girl Scout Ever.

I almost cried during a breast reduction show. It hurt my heart. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Cab ride to the bar: $ 10.00 Getting drunk with the person you are dating $50.00 at the bar. Waving your hands over your head and screaming. "lets have an orgy!" really loud so everyone inside the bar turns and looks at you. Then cheers.... The look, smile and then a kiss of accepting my drunken debauchery...Priceless. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Dear Dr. Shah So I started seeing this guy. We've talked about moving "forward" with open labels...etc. We've both discussed being emotionally together, however being open swingers. Since I've never "swinged" , "swong" or "swang" Should I try to swing with him first or should I place the title on him first? Does it really matter? Semi Single Swinger in SouthEast Best Girl Scout Ever.

Good idea! I fucking hate thieves. Luckly, none of my empty beer cans or garbage was stolen so I don't have to file a police report. woot woot! Best Girl Scout Ever.

While I've never stolen anything in my life (except for the hearts and viginity of men and women) You would think there is protocol for executing a successful theft. I'm not upset at the fact that I have to shell out hundreds of dollars to replace my window. I'm upset that who ever tried to rob me is a fucking retard. Why? Well my car gives out the "hey I don't own shit worth of value" vibe. My back right door's anti theft device is a god damn cheap bike chain and it is the only thing that prevents the door from swinging open while driving. The back drivers side window falls down when you drive it and I have to roll it up manually. The window is being held up by rolled up pieces of paper wedged between the window and the bottom rubber of the door. If the "Got balls" sticker on back windshield didn't give it away that I probably didn't own anything worth of value, I hoped to god the spiked license plate holder would have given it away. I threw in can of jiffy creamy peanut butter in the back seat JUST in case some fucktard didn't get the clue. Since I lost my faith in humans I decided that maybe, if I threw a bunch of random garbage and old McDonalds wrappers in the back seat to make my car look like a compelete shit hole maybe people would maybe get it. However I decided that the creme de la creme would be the sprayed vomit stain that covers the entire ceiling as the final indication that maybe I don't own anything really nice. I would be much happier if they could have atleast done me a favor taken out the empty beer bottles that were scattered throughout the car. que chingous. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Don't make me bitch slap you. Best Girl Scout Ever.

oooh look at this one! Best Girl Scout Ever.

I think skittles is trying to for this style... Best Girl Scout Ever.

Legs,,,,and what else? Best Girl Scout Ever.

I was talking to my very metro sexual friend. And it seems that there are some differences between who/what defines males being metro sexual. So, what defines metro sexual? Best Girl Scout Ever.

Its friday. Gotta let lose a little. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Watch who you call old there, kiddo He's not old. He's a DILF! Big difference. Best Girl Scout Ever.

22 isn't old BTW. I resent that. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Gonna use your magic DILF ways? Best Girl Scout Ever.

Ummmkay. Mr. Bitchy McTOothBitcher Go pop some more oxy. I'm seriously gonna drive to your house and punch you in the nuts. I know where you live. AND no more little spoon for you. Best Girl Scout Ever.

well you don't need any of those just in case I come over. Best Girl Scout Ever.

well you have to throw down the "just in case....." Best Girl Scout Ever.