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I'm trying to behave... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Beans are still in the can. I'm taking them camping and shooting the crap out of them. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I think I'm gonna go to my friends house, take his AR 15 and let go of an entire mag on that stupid ass can of beans. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I'm thinking put a plastic bag around it. and take my car and CRUSH the beans so they explode in the bag- then heat on stove. I wanted them squished anyway. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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So I've got a can of beans I want to eat. No can opener.... trying to figure out how I'm gonna open this up. I have a butter knife (I just moved into the house and lack a bunch of things) Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Poll only applies to males for right now. Females are a wee different and my friends and I tried to get a female senario...but none of them quite work out. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH seriously. I messed myself. hahahhahah Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Another fail: blindness and broken bones. Why couldn't we have super healing powers? God damn it. I wanna be a superhero. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I should introduce you to this thing called "The exorcist blow job" Best Girl Scout Ever.
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You don't have it anymore, either never married or divorced, social security doesn't pay you enough to buy a hooker you are in your late 60's, not at your prime by any means. You've got a fresh order of cialis, and you posted an ad on craigslist looking for some attention and the only people that responded are described above. Which would you choose? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I want more latex!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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MORE OF IKE!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhoXtPFsd8 Best Girl Scout Ever.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKb3qRljGBc This might be a repost but here a funny one too. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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UPS him one of your turds. That would shut him up. Or go to the mexi mart and get a cow head, let it rot for a few days and stick it on the front porch as a deterrant. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I do what I can. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I made some minor adjustments. Included my baby ike. GOD I LOVE IKE!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Oh I had my fill this am. God I love men with tattoos! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Hahhaha. I agree. We should have had flying capability too. And the power to manipulate things to our liking. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Oh I hate that shit too. its called "pushing" I always throw in a nice brake check. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Sore muscles and broken bones. FAIL> We should be invincable!!!!! and after 70 years old thats when you could break a bone. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I think pooing and peeing are useless. I could have found a more productive way to handle energy and waste. 11 Best Girl Scout Ever.
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My longest relationship was with a guy who had longer hair that I did and a beard. We met when I auditioned to be in a metal band. He was the bassist. :D Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Facial hair on women. FAIL Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Periods. TOTALLY USELESS. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Never met him, but I'm sure we would get along. Best Girl Scout Ever.