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  1. banesanura
    No offense but God (me) says the keyboards will now re arrange to change words. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  2. banesanura
    No offense since you don't believe in god (me) then we will have to get some social group to believe in me so much they start a clut and try to conform you to believe in God. (me. again) I think they should try to splash water on your forehead and make you read a book of my stories. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  3. banesanura
    No offense but I didn't mean to offend. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  4. banesanura
    No offense but that means you are a heretic. Which means you are a witch which means we will have to burn you at the stake with all the village people watching and singing YMCA. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  5. banesanura
    No offense but I am god. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  6. banesanura
    No offense but God thinks I'm right. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  7. banesanura
    No offense but you can't agree because then I have nothing to bitch about. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  8. banesanura
    No offense but better your head than your balls. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  9. banesanura
    No offense but I just talked to God and he said it ain't not a double negative. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  10. banesanura
    I was trying a rig on that I wanted to buy. A few of the jumpers were checking it out for me to see if it fit well. Then one of them said, "Hey the chest strap is supposed be a bit lower try lifting up your chest to see if it fits better." So I grab and push up the ladies only to find the guys smiling and staring at my chest and burst out laughing. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  11. banesanura
    Actually its Keith from The Prodigy. Omg. I can just imagine what the sex would be like.... razor blades and lemonades.... ONLY while playing this song...omg... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FglU0X-Vyrw I'd let that man violate me in ways people can't imagine. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  12. banesanura
    my boyfriend. hahahaha. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  13. banesanura
    No offense but no one with out labia's isn't invited! Wait...maybe if they have a super small penis penetration isn't possible then it's okay, because technically...its not sex. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  14. banesanura
    No offense...but I think we should get lubed up get some double dongs and punch each other's labias. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  15. banesanura
    No offense but I still can punch labia lips. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  16. banesanura
    no offense but cheerwine and turkey suck balls. More than you. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  17. banesanura
    I'll start off. No offense but you are really annoying. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  18. banesanura
    I've got 8 hours before I have to head down to the airport. My place is clean, and my roommates were shocked! I generally get the slaves to do the house work, but in this case its a little different. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  19. banesanura
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDlQm5jFL50 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLB9E0LvJXQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqlt_ngjtR0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3s53hcyo20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA Best Girl Scout Ever.
  20. banesanura
    pink sock = pro lapsed anus. I have videos to share if you wwant to see it. Its pretty gross. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  21. banesanura
    Maybe I'll rig up a gatorade or red bull machine. bah hahahah Best Girl Scout Ever.
  22. banesanura
    Everyone- except family and anyone under the age of 18. If you are over 18 not related to me...then you get the unedited me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  23. banesanura
    The bf is FINALLy coming home after 3 months of not being able to see him. He graduated Ranger school without recycling!! yay! So I'm making preparations- what would you do to prep for your marathon? What I have so far: Welcome home present (non sexual) Bottle of grey goose Economy size box o condoms Various outfits... Candles Best Girl Scout Ever.
  24. banesanura
    Dude story of my effing life. I love my mom, but she drives me nuts. I haven't brought a guy home in years and she gives me the whole "its okay if you are lesbian" talk. Then tries to set me up with fat old rich men when we go out to family gatherings. Once is a great while, I'll bring a guy friend over and he asks me if I'm having sex with them. WTF? I don't live at home, I can fuck who ever I want. But a few years ago when I did live at home I was at a business trip. (I was paying her rent) She went through my personal belongings, I had in a suitcase zippered shut under my bed and found my dildo and THREW IT OUT! I wanted to strangle her. Dildos are expensive especially this one. I've been taking a break from talking to her- she thinks I'm in Atlanta. I'm still pissed at her denying the MTV show. I know. I know. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  25. banesanura
    Hahahahahaha! Correct term is "Golden Nectar" Best Girl Scout Ever.