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  1. banesanura
    OKAY sorry VB...I didn't know it was a repost!!!!!!! Work with me here! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    So guys... Every guy does things differently. My preference...is wax. I'd rather have a guy wax his body but I like it just a trim for the love lance.... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    What??? They are scheduled with Lolapolloza in Chicago!!! I saw them next year and they were supposed to come back....bastards!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Hahah The lazer treatments are going to be awesome. They hurt WAY more than the tattoo itself. Hopefully she doesn't have green or white ink...those are almost impossible to get out. Black should be easy to get out, but with the location of the face, and sensitivity of the skin...she's going to pay ALOT of money to get lazer. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Haha! I joke that lorena bobbitt is my idol because of the whole hoopla with her cutting off her husbands thing. People took my joke seriously. I made a fb account for lorena bobbit a long time ago so I could be married to her on FB, now people are sending her emails!!! hahaha I write stupid shit under her status like "slicing and dicing" etc.... It's funny that people really think its her....but it's really just some 22 year old shit head. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    I'm a Daisy Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    So about a year ago I decided to make a profile as a parody to idolize my one and only savior....lorena bobbitt. As I am waiting for the clouds to clear, before I drive over to the DZ, I figured...hey I haven't checked my lorena bobbitt page, let's see whats going on there... I checked the inbox....I've received emails from women AND men thanking (lorena bobbitt) for standing up to selfish soul sucking, worthless men. And another email from a reporter requesting an interview for the TV show... I'm highly amused but I hope the devil has enough stamina to keep me happy. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Ladies, our eyes are up here...hahahahaha Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrl5sYmApcI Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Not from the basic interface, but GMAIL SUCKS on my black berry, they never save my out going message. I fucking hate that. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    I'm not a fan of piercings on the opposite sex. I like em clean cut. Piercings just get caught in the bondage equipment. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    And there's a southern dance...featuring the corn bread dance... Watch here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA88lEZJBdY Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    A little poke to the pooper always gets people straight. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    You coulda dropped a deuce in between the sheets. Hehehe Show that maid!! But I would doubt that it would surprise her. Hotels see so much more than my dungeon walls do. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    ARRRGGG.... I put in the wrong one its actually 24953D8A Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    24953DA But I dont know how to add people!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  18. banesanura
    duh! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    I was watching the news and they had a segment on office chair parachutes... www.seatchute.com Any one have more details about this? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    I'd respond. It's happened to me many times. I've had my guy friends find me on CL posting. If it's some one you know it wouldn't hurt reaching out and saying hi. Once I had a scavenger hunt through out chicago during my lunch break. I was bored and I needed a little break. So I posted that I what I was wearing...etc and said that if you see a brunette woman walking, ask for the time. If she gives you the real time its not me, BUT continue the conversation...etc. I thought no one was gonna find me...then some one asked for a lighter while I was smoking. 2 minutes later I got an email from my blackberry saying "I could have used the lighter in my pocket" It was a fun night... but anyway...contact them, it will never hurt. Just act oblivious at first- it always works. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    I was watching a thingy on the guy from girls gone wild. I didn't know he jumped. And has a "girls gone wild" logo on his canopy. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  22. banesanura
    Well you can get a violet want or a tens unit. Both stimulating electro play. OR Vibrating nipple clams. OOohh those are fun. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  23. banesanura
    Go on a road trip! That's what I did. I stayed at the farm when I was laid off for a few months. Then just did pro dom work. FYI- you are always welcome at my place in Chicago! Plus if you become a dominatrix too, maybe we can start our own skydiving club! With our RW suits being made of PVC or latex... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Mike G is actually the lost beastie boy. He's got the master plan. The song said so. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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    Dude. That sucks. I know what you mean. I got a lecture from my roomates because I did this in the bathroom....the cottage cheese throwing pays its rent too! NSFW!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.