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  1. banesanura

    Dating?

    I agree. It'a all about negociation too. When I met the current BF. I told him upfront. I'm selfish, a diva, I love sex, and I'm a horrible girlfriend. He's still with me. Bah hahahaha Best Girl Scout Ever.
  2. you should buy me jumps. Then you can be "one of us" until then... Best Girl Scout Ever.
  3. So I'm trying to find rodeo clown fetish websites... And landed on a booger fetish website. WTF? www.boogerfetish.com and snot girls. Wow. I'm taken back a bit...and a bit speechless... Best Girl Scout Ever.
  4. Hey... What did I do? Ignore me...I'm still drunk. AND skittles isn't picking up his phone. that huker. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  5. Hey bitch ass. Call me. I'll give you the best advice I'm gonna call you to harass the hell out of you. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  6. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAH Best Girl Scout Ever.
  7. VB. your liver needs a vacation. Send the booze to Chicago. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  8. I have a victim staying over in a few days.... Trying to get some evil shit planned and take pics... I'm thinking the ol penis on the face...but maybe something a bit more creative..... Best Girl Scout Ever.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmO8pNk0rs Best Girl Scout Ever.
  10. This reminds me of that one time we made up a blues song hahahahahhahah Best Girl Scout Ever.
  11. when are you going to come to chicago to get a complimentry session? Best Girl Scout Ever.
  12. He was before borat though. Him and his mullet...the girls lipsynched the entire show...the show itself was horrible, but highly entertaining. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  13. The whole military uniform drives some women wild.... Best Girl Scout Ever.
  14. I LOVE GUnther. what about teeny weeny string bikini! OmG!! I saw him and the sunshine band in ATL...it was soo funny. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  15. Most are NSFW The Prodigy: Baby's Got a Temper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVL1u1eLX3I American Head Charge: Seamless http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf3nnMbidxE Kidney Thieves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5e7d7GKw0 She wants revenge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQZ_TrHX1I8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXd-39W_qZU Best Girl Scout Ever.
  16. Why do I tear up when I drop the kids off at the pool. I'm never constipated. But always have a tear trickle down my face. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  17. I've already got dibs on the DD. :D Best Girl Scout Ever.
  18. I'd say buy cases of bottled water or gatorade. It's better to stay hydrated at the dropzone, in lieu of drinking pop. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  19. banesanura

    I do

    your new avatar looks like you are wearing a bra... Just sayin....hahaha Best Girl Scout Ever.
  20. Ram jam is my old fart music. Black betty!!!!!!!! woooo Best Girl Scout Ever.
  21. I hate foreplay. I just want to cum roll over then sleep. A glass of water is nice too. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  22. I had my slave double check the price. They said "around 150" which really actually meant 220 bucks. WTFFFFFFFFFFFF sons of bitches. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  23. I love the little pellets that you light and they turn into snakes! They are like nugget poops! Best Girl Scout Ever.