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  1. SudsyFist
    This is a duty-free zone.
  2. SudsyFist
    You were saying, leg?
  3. SudsyFist
    I'll concede: school buses, including the short ones, tend to be far larger than my penis. If you need one of those to pull in to your garagehangar to even feel anything, then I'd just be a lightsaber whirring around in the darkness of interstellar space. Hold your breath. That's more like it.
  4. SudsyFist
    Ewwwww!!! Not even if I was really, really drunk; I like my left arm where it's at thankyouverymuch. So anyway, was the bus longer than your penis? Oh, wait, of course it was, everything is longer than your penis. That was such a pathetic comeback, bytch. I demand more of you.
  5. SudsyFist
    Do your own math.
  6. SudsyFist
    Not nearly as short as the moment during which I obligatorily (as I am male and you are somewhat female) contemplated sex with you. Next.
  7. SudsyFist
    Now THAT's a *swoon*. Fuckin' sinker, stealing my lines...
  8. SudsyFist
    Shouldn't you be doing something-other-than-jumping?
  9. SudsyFist
    And your username means what, exactly?
  10. SudsyFist
    mike michael dave david puss pussy sinker ass-spelunker
  11. SudsyFist
    Why'dya crop out the dude behind you?
  12. SudsyFist
    And this is news how, exactly?
  13. SudsyFist
    So just how good of an asshole are ya?
  14. SudsyFist
    I figured this is the place to ask.
  15. SudsyFist
    And that's what it's all a-bout.
  16. SudsyFist
    There was no mistake (see above). EDIT: Do I get my Karl Rove award now?
  17. SudsyFist
    Apparently you did poorly on the SAT verbal analogies section. only b/c the test was normed on a skewed distribution... Wishful thinking! It's because you can't tell the difference between a noun and an adjectival phrase. I took that as a gerund, dear prof.
  18. SudsyFist
    The latter. Two GeForce7800's running in tandem rock the fucking house.
  19. SudsyFist
    It wasn't til Jimmy helped get Northern Exposure running a few years later that we were able to indulge in such delights. Now, I can't even count how many six+ hour sets of theirs (Sasha & John Digweed) off on which I've gone completely the fuck nuts.
  20. SudsyFist
    Casually armed chrome-dome hick bastards and the Bible?
  21. SudsyFist
    Head? HEAD? I... Fuck, I'm dating myself giving an indication of how long I've been around.
  22. SudsyFist
    That's how I felt about attending high school.
  23. SudsyFist
    Remind me before you come out, k?
  24. SudsyFist
    ~200 feet. As an afterthought, I considered strapping on my rig (whilst still in my jammies) and climbing over my balcony rail to spook 'em. Maybe next time.
  25. SudsyFist
    I don't care Anymore