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  1. SudsyFist
    If he weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood.
  2. SudsyFist
    GEEZ, Nathan. You're starting to make me feel fuckin' old.
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    PA- TRIOT ACT
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    Rehab. I'm off the junk (tunnel habit), and here you are trying to get me back on it. See you later this week. EDIT: Clarification for those unable to see the obvious.
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    The editorial you've posted reeks of poo. Badly. And I had Thai today, even. But I voted "Not OK." Legal? Sure. Appropriate? Aw, hell no. If all details to this point are corroborated, the parties responsible for this blunder should be sacked without question.
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    Bullshit. Bullshit. And more bullshit. Of course they have the right to protest; they just have no legal basis to pursue their protest of school content in the courts. Go directly to school board. Do not pass GO. As for the absolute (IMHO) disrespect and inappropriateness of putting that survey out to the kids without clearly advising the parents of its content with an opt-out... Go directly to school board. Do not pass GO.
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    Next time, take your phone into the tunnel and set to VIBRATE!
  8. SudsyFist
    What a sad little man you are. Had to wait for the chicks to suggest it. You grossly understimate me.
  9. SudsyFist
    ALRIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?!?!?! Dude, wise man say, "He who work too much, miss out on ton of shit."
  10. SudsyFist
    SCHWEET! I guess it's settled, then!
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    Awwww, HELL YEAH! You know how that instant slows down... "One... Two... THREE..." and everything becomes so, so quiet... so, so slow... and, despite the fact that you yank with one swift stroke, you can feel, you can even hear, each individual hair ripping from its follicle, one by fucking one. And the tears pour forth.
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    Threesome. *swoooooooooooooooooooooooooon* Keely, have I told you, lately, that I love you? OH SHIT, that makes for a ménage à quatre!!!
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    You were special. You WERE the SECRET mistress!!!
  14. SudsyFist
    Find your own answers. God will only fuck with you. Good fucking song, mate.
  15. SudsyFist
    Fuck! I'm head-over-heels in love with both GiaKrembs and mcneill79, and I don't know what to do. Gia has an impeccable sense of style, an open and wicked sense of humor, and can chow a stacked cheeseburger like nobody's business. Not to mention her adorable post-coital finger-sniffing habits. mcneill79, on the other hand, is a beloved software geek, is down with fetish costumes, and gives GREAT helmet. And when she takes off her shirt and hands me a tub of Crisco, it's on, motherfucker! What to do, what to do? Nothing's-right-I'm-torn, I tell ya! I LOVE YOU BOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!
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    Look! It's the Goodyear Blimp!
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    Fuck, Keely, you could've warned me.
  18. SudsyFist
    I beg your pardon, but are you mishmashing evolution and physics? What you're saying seems as ridiculous to me as trying to debunk the English language by asking questions about algebra.
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    I'm allergic to cats, but my Korean neighbor, Mr. Park, may be interested. Seems like most of the work's already done for him.
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    Fuck, I thought I was cool, but I'm not that cool.
  21. SudsyFist
    Bitch, you make a nigga wanna fuck!
  22. SudsyFist
    Apes, bro. Apes.
  23. SudsyFist
    I've been over initiations, hazing, etc. since I was, oh, um, five. Absolutely no need to fit in to any group. Yes, that explains a lot about me.
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    Say what??
  25. SudsyFist
    I pluck mine: trimming's for pussies. It's particularly gratifying when I get one of those really thick ones... it's like uprooting an old tree.