SudsyFist
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Lame. I am your complement, your confidant, here to show you a brighter tomorrow in which we guide and nurture and plow each other into ever increasingly powerful orgasmic ecstacies...
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*SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN*
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Till he moves on to his next crush. dove is no crush. She's superlatively brilliant, hot, witty, hot, charming, hot, caring, hot, artful, hot, funny, hot, tender, hot, amicable, hot, inspiring, hot, clever, hot, perceptive, hot, smooth, hot, arousing, hot, horny, and motherfucking hot. AND she can fly. There is no comparison on this great blue Earth of ours: I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.
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Ladies, again, I'm sorry. I'll miss you for the next 43 seconds.
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Mmmmm crime bread, drooooool Have you tried the Banana Assrape Walnut muffins? Mmmmmm.
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Oil and water.
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Ladies, I regret to inform you that I've fallen out of love with both of you. As you may well know, dove has returned, even if just for a brief cameo, but I'd much rather beat myself silly to a single suggestive new post of hers for the next several years than actually have wild three-way sex with you. Nothing against you, of course; I just have priorities.
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We are being teased. And I'm loving every minute of it.
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So we walked her to her house, as she opened up the door It was heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet In between her legs was real, real wet So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly She jumped off the bed and said, “Don’t touch my booty”
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I'll smack you up, flip you and rub you down. Oh no! I'll hit it and split it and lick it and quit it!
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Lass, since last we spoke, I've fallen from my celibate grace... Need a hint?
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Don't you freefly?
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Ahem... credit?
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I brought her out of hiding with this thread. You owe me. Totally.
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I thought you said three times was the charm. Exactly! Here's the charm, babe!
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Oh, my heart...
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FUCK, dude, I thought I was fucked up!
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Mangoes and coconuts, babe.
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I am glad women don't go topless in public in the US.
SudsyFist replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
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NOOOOOOOOOOO.... please, for the love of all that is good, please don't incite him.
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Note to self... convert to marionette-style. Touché! Awesome one!
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Dis me once, babe, and I'll forgive you. Dis me twice, and you're yesterday's news.
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Not if you make yourself at home deep within their psyches. Then, it's kinda like being elbow deep inside a Muppet's ass.
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I love the duality of what you just said. It's just so ... it totally turns me on. And not unlike shrewd politicians, I know pretty well how to let secrets slip to achieve greater objectives. See attachment. I, too, sometimes choose to bask in the glow of ignorance.
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I concur. *sigh*