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For all those women who are having men problems (which is most definitely NOT me), here's a giggle for you. *So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. *God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. *My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. *Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. *Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich. *Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen. *Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. *Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time. *Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. *Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. *If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm not the "pounce and tell" type of girl.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup....Now [B][BLACK]THERE'S[/BLACK][/B] the Billy we all know and love....to hate. We KNOW we shouldn't open anything you post, but our perverse minds just can't resist "just taking a peek." WOW! You got reprimanded by the greenies???? Dude, you should print and frame THAT pm! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OK, so where are the "stupid and sometimes disgusting, but always funny picture attachments"? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now Billy, make sure you notice all the pretty colors that are being used to wish you a Happy Birthday! I have more colors than everybody else, though! HA-HA! Maybe if you're a good boy, I might share my secret and make you almost omnipotent. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yup, the father of a lima bean is having a birthday today!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY!

Let's trade jokes about getting revenge on someone. There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the door. When the madam came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside, had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until he got it. The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the madam said no. But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others. He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will get the disease that I just caught. When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and mom will go to bed and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I have this in German already, but I feel it leaves a lot to be desired. I've friends in weird places, and someone actually had the Spanish version, as you showed us. MUCH more thorough than the German version. But is there any way to SLOW DOWN what they are saying? Some of it just rushes by in a verbal blur. Oh, and I just happen to have a microphone headset...so I'm aready on the pronunciation thing. I roll my "r's" really well, but other than that, I just sound like a lame American butchering an otherwise beautiful language. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Gracias, mi amigo. See? I'm learning already! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LOL! Shoot, this alone sounds like a foreign language to me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

VERY nice!

$9 I would happily part with...but the version I see listed is an 8 disc set for $35. Did I miss your version? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Your list is a good one, but you're right...it could go on forever. I can't describe my trait in word, but I need a friend I can be ME with and they can do the same. Be there for each other and to be able to talk about anything/everything without fear of being shunned. Not have to dress up to be with them. Not have to DO anything when you hang out together. Anyway...you get the idea.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Can you help me? Other than Alta Vista Babel Fish, what other free online translators are there? I'll be moving to Texas soon and I think I need a crash course in Spanish. Like every other young adult, I took a small amount in high school, but remember very little of it. I don't expect to be fluent, but just want to be able to understand/be understood in basic stuff. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I know this is long, but if you take one positive thing from it, then it was time well spent. [U]LIFE'S[/U] LITTLE INSTRUCTIONS *Sing in the shower *Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated *Watch a sunrise at least once a year *Leave the toilet seat in the down position *Never refuse homemade brownies *Strive for excellence, not perfection *Plant a tree on your birthday *Learn three clean jokes *Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tank full *Compliment three people every day *Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them *Leave everything a little better than you found it *Keep it simple *Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures *Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know *Floss your teeth *Ask for a raise when you feel you've earned it *Be forgiving of yourself and others *Overtip breakfast waitresses *Say "thank you" a lot *Say "please" a lot *Avoid negative people *Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards *Wear polished shoes *Remember other people's birthdays *Commit yourself to constant improvement *Carry jumper cables in your trunk *Have a firm handshake *Send lots of Valentine cards. Sign them, "Someone who thinks you're terrific." *Look people in the eye. *Be the first to say, "Hello" *Use the good silver *Return all things you borrow *Make new friends but cherish the old ones *Keep secrets *Sing in a choir *Plant flowers every spring *Have a dog *Always accept an outstretched hand *Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life. *Wave at kids on school buses *Be there when people need you *Feed a stranger's expired parking meter *Don't expect life to be fair *Never underestimate the power of love *Drink champagne for no reason at all *Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation *Don't be afraid to say, "I made a mistake" *Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know" *Compliment even small improvements *Keep your promises (no matter what) *Marry only for love *Rekindle old friendships *Count your blessings *Call your mother Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Damn Chris. I am SO sorry for your loss. I already practice saying what I want/need to for the very reason that you never know what might happen in the next minute. Love you, man! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

0:0:0 No humps...SO is FAR away No jumps...None since June No beer owed....Not doing anything to owe beer for Sigh...my active life has taken a temporary detour down a VERY freakin' boring road. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]OMG,[/B] that was SO[/B] bad!!!!

[B][BLACK]ROFLMAO!!![/BLACK][/B] That was SO wrong, but funny just the same! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

For those of us who can't jump this weekend, for whatever reason, how about we have a joke session...to entertain one another? I'll start: Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

HMMM....Good point! Maybe I should change the title to "Today's Un-Inspirational Thought"? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good for anything ...... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I care! I care! Good morning, beautiful. Glad to see you've got a computer now!

Oh, I've been around. "Round" being the key word here. Wow...if I told you everything that's been going on in MY life, we'd BOTH have to get trashed on some of that fine peach moonshine you had at the Halloween boogie last year. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh [B]YOU SUCK!!!![/B] You just reminded me that I won't be having sex until [B]NEXT[/B] year, either. Can I have the top "eleven" bitches for today? Oh wait a minute....I do have toys. NICE toys that my honey picked/bought for me. Do toys count for having sex? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance