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ROFLMFAO!!!![/B] Go ahead and grill yours. Extra well done, of course, like wienies should be. I'm sure there's someone out there somewhere that would be happy to let you know what it tastes like. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

"Hi. My name's Nina and I am a stalker." (Anyone ever been to an AA or a NA meeting before?) My stalkee is my boyfriend, Mike. I lie in wait for him to come on line and answer my pm's and then I [B][BLUE]POUNCE[/BLUE][/B] on him!!!

Lessee..... Shampoo, conditioner, a washcloth, 2 kinds of soap- 1 for face, 1 for, well, OTHER places...., shaving cream, razor and a cup. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I won! I used a fan...and it took 28 guesses for it to get it correct. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahhh.....October 1'st. Time for cooler weather, fall festivals, those final CRW meets....oh and the most important thing of all... [B]HAPPY BIRTH[#FF00FF]DAY, WENDY!!![/#9932CC][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

TE[/RED][BLUE]X[/BLUE][RED]A[/RED][BLUE]S[/BLUE] [RED]W[/RED][BLUE]A[/BLUE][RED]T[/RED][BLUE]E[/BLUE][RED]R[/RED][BLUE]![/BLUE][RED]![/RED][BLUE]![/BLUE][RED]![/RED][![/BLUE] Yeah, I know.....[B][BLACK]BORING!!!![/BLACK][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Can't decide if you are relieved I didn't or pissed I didn't. Most of those that I associate with go only to the Bonfire. I've only been to Speakers Corner for one thread...my own...when it got bumped there. Sowwy! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I want to thank my friend Cheryl for allowing me to steal this joke from her! Minnesota Logic Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Ya, vill take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Hans and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass. At the Conor Pass, Sven looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Hans watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Hans shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." BUT WAIT!!!! there's MORE! PART TWO: Moments later Ole arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Hans. Watch dis," Ole says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Hans watches as half way down, Ole takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Ole continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Hans shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either." BUT WAIT!!!!.....There's MORE!! PART THREE: Hans is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars then grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Hans shakes his head - "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Ole parrotshooting ...... and now Lars is hengliding..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Damn...I can't believe I missed the season premier. I watched most of them last year. Shatner and the other male lawyer are awesome! What's up with adding Heather Locklear for a show's opener, though? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

If you've a soft heart where animals are concerned, then I warn you that this is going to probably bring a tear to your eye. Sit and Stay Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No, I felt a burial "at sea" was a more suitable alternative. Since I'm only renting the place I'm living at, I didn't think they would appreciate all those little headstones. Their memorial is here on dz.com, as I repeat their name every time I add one of their family members to the list. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Considering that they are now climbing the baseboards, this seems like an excellent idea! I do have a few in front of yours first, though...and you'll need to pick out what relation he is.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Billy Vance, come on down....you're the proud namer of Scorpion #9. If you would, I need it's relationship to the other 8. #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems #8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time #9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio Sadly, it seems that instead of dying from the poison, the "family" has taken to climbing book shelves, walls and other pieces of furniture. If you check out the picture, you will see the remains of Scrunchy...may he rot in scorpion's hell. The black marks in the background are where I beat the hell out of him with my shoe. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLUE]12-Step Internet Recovery Program[/BLUE][/B] 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet. 12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm glad you like the process. I'm all about cute!

Congratulations Steph. You are the proud namer of #8 (found a few minutes ago). We do need you to update us as to what relation it is, though. #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt #7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems. #8-Squishy (still waiting on relationship) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'd like to congratulate and thank Jose for naming scorpion #7. I like the idea of being able to think I stomped My x-husband's head in! #1-Scorpio #2-Scar, Scorpio's brother #3-Scorpiana, their sister #4-Sly, their mafia cousin #5-Skid, their country redneck cousin #6-Sarah, their socialite aunt [B]#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems. Don't fret everyone. There were many other good choices and while I'd like to think this is the end of my problem, I fear we will be utilizing your suggestions in the near future. [B][BLACK]STAY TUNED![/BLACK][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You mean OTHER[/B] than watching for scorpions? Well....um...see...it's like this....It's around 9:00 a.m. in Kosovo and Mike goes to work at 7:00 a.m., his time. I've gotten so used to staying up talking to him until 4-5 a.m., our time, that I can't go to sleep on the nights he's NOT at work! So I figured I'd put all that unspent energy into post-whoring so I can eventually catch up with his numbers! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

UM...I THINK they're tannish. I dunno' I've never had any experience with them until 10 days ago. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Is "creepy" one of the choices? No? Well since I don't know what translucent means, I guess I'll go with tannish. Clean up? Do you actually think I'm going to pick those little bastards up, dead OR alive? I squish them so badly, there's normally nothing left to clean up.

Oh, trust me, I freak out every time I see one. Poor Mike...he has to try and calm me down long distance every time I find a new one. He tells me I'm being brave, considering the circumstances...but I don't think so. I'm quivering so badly on the inside, it's a wonder it doesn't feel me when I step on it. Thank God they don't hop, skip or jump. And to think people actually pay good money to have these bastards for pets. Thanks for your good wishes. Hopefully, I won't be reporting back that one finally got me. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, they seem to have plenty of brawn and brains. They've managed to survive the trip from the exterminator, haven't they? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I join you in this fear/hatred. I'd love to be able to walk across the floor without looking where I step or be able to sleep with the lights off. Somewhere, in a previous thread, I list all the extremes that I go to to AVOID getting stung by one of the little bastards. If they get me with everything that I do to try to prevent getting hurt , I deserved it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Sorry Billy....I edited it to add that it needs to start with an "S." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance