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I don't know the story behind this. How about naming him "George?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

But...but...but...I'M here for good!!! How about a cute little moo-cow? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ummm....I refuse to answer this on the grounds that it might incriminate me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yeah, I know. I feel something on my leg, arm, etc., and I get all paranoid, thinking it's one of them. Mike keeps telling me that they are NOT "out to get me" but I personally have my doubts. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

But Babe..I don't have any livestock...yet!!! [EVIL] I do know where there are some kittens, though. San Antonio, huh? Funny thing, I just [B]happen to be going to there next month for a special birthday. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What's the "County Line?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I sure hope so! What does "close the gate" mean? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You see what you've started now? You're in SO much trouble, mister.... The next "care package" you get is going to be full of "crack cookies," Little Debbie Orange Cupcakes, Stewart's Orange Cream Sodas, Orange Creme Kit Kats and Orange Cream Hershey's Kisses! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I have this "scorpion fear" down to a fine art. *I won't put my hand in a drawer or cabinet without looking carefully first. *When I take clothes out of my suitcase, I do it gently, with 2 fingers. *I shake and check every single piece of clothing before I put it on, even my socks. *I don't leave my shoes on the floor, but still shake them before I put them on. *I sleep in a hide-a-bed. I look at every pillow and underneath it when I fold it out. I then proceed to totally unmake the bed, shake all the sheets, pillows and mattress before I remake it and enter it. *I sleep with the light on. At first, I couldn't even sleep for fear that one of them managing to make it in bed with me. I would stay on line with Mike and fall asleep involuntarily from complete exhaustion. *I keep my feet off the floor when I sit here for hours post whoring or pm'ing Mike. *I'm constantly surveying the floor, walls, roof, ceiling fans for "friends." *I check the potty seat before I sit down. *I look at the ground whenever I walk barefooted in here. After all of this, if one of these little bastards still manage to sting me, then they earned it!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LOL! I'll bet he's just as psychotic AND has a gun! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Uh-huh....and what about the mention of those good smoked BBQ brisket sandwiches? I just [B]LOVE pulled pork sandwiches. In fact, there's a place right down the road on Harvey that's only a couple of miles from here. I might just have to go have lunch, instead of staying here post whoring. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I fixed that problem personally, I just picked a boyfriend who's addiction to Dropzone.com is even worse than mine! Seriously though, you guys be extra careful now, ya' hear?

Michael Neal, you stop that this minute! Remember my diet? You keep talking about this yummy stuff and I might just have to go out and forage for some. And then the diet goes "poof!" No, wait...Or is that what my body will do if I eat that stuff? Hmmm..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

ROAD TRIP!!!! Mike has been so attentive on line and the people here in Texas are so kind, that I've not had a chance to be homesick.

Oh gee...I can't wait! As long as they stay OUT of my house and bed, they can share this part of the state with me as long as they want to. Yeah, I know. I got me one of 'em. I feel blessed already. Without the kindness of everyone here, including all those at Skydive Aggieland, I would feel like a fish out of water right now. Thank you!

I've officially been an un-official resident of Texas for a week now. In just over one week: *I've found 5 living scorpions indoors of the place I'm staying.....Scorpio, his brother Scar, their sister Scorpiana, their mafia cousin Sly and their redneck cousin Skid. Unfortunately for them, they aren't living any more. *Record breaking temperatures of 101 degrees farenheit, for two days in a row. *Category 4/5 Hurricane Rita is bearing down on us. I'm in College Station/Bryan area, and we've been told to stay put, so I should be out of the direct hit area, but MAY have some after-effects from tornadoes or high winds. They say that everything in Texas is bigger. WOW! They sure weren't kidding!!! My first week's welcome will DEFINITELY be memorable. But damn, if the first week is this eventful, I'm truly hesitant to see what's in store for week two. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm not sure which one was first, but I DO know that I still have most of them!

Ahh....that would have to be Bolas then. So Billy, how's the little lima bean?

Yeah, I saw that and started to post the "Do Before You Die" list, right after I listed the top 11 Naked list..... but it was actually Bolas' link I was refusing to click on! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm not clicking on that link...I'm not clicking on that link...I'm not clicking on that link...I'm not clicking on that link.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now Bolas, hasn't the skydiving world already been subjected to viewing you in your g-string enough? Now you want to subject them to your being totally naked, too? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Then get a bunch of beer ready, and go through the list one by one. Let us know how it goes. Oh yeah.....pictures/video are a [B][BLACK]MUST!!!![/BLACK][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No, I didn't have to ask. That's why it's not one of the choices!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

According to AOL, these are the top 11 Naked Experiences. Which one would YOU choose to do? Getting Naked OK, it won't let me go back and add Naked Skydiving. So, if you have an alternate choice, just reply to the thread. Sorry! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Actually, I'm sort of glad he doesn't go for the more outrageous names. I KNOW that's not him. If he used them, they'd be so fake I'd know something was wrong. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance