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ABSOLUTELY! This is my all time favorite. But I often rent "Little Shop of Horrors" with Steve Martin...just for the songs. Speaking of which, what about other movie musicals? Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Flashdance, Fame, etc., etc., etc. And Disney movies. Who can't think of at least one song that became famous that started out in a movie? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

10. I won't get to physically be with Mike until NEXT year. 9. ISP providers in other countries SUCK! 8. I keep losing motivation to pack. (Ever tried picking and chosing just YOUR stuff out of an established household of 9 years?) 7. It's about to rain (it's thundering and lightning now). 6. X husbands. 5. My cats puking everywhere. 4. My lazy children. 3. No incoming salary. 2. Not having jumped since June. 1. Dieting. But on the positive side, I'll be moving to Texas before too long!

Dare to... Ask For What You Want. Believe in Yourself. Change Your Mind. Do What You Love. Enjoy Each And Every Day. Follow Your Heart's Desire. Give More Than You Receive. Have A Sense Of Humor. Insist On Being Yourself. Join In More. Kiss and Make up. Love and Be Loved. Make New Friends. Nurture Your Spirit. Overcome Adversity. Play More. Question Conformity. Reach for the Stars. Speak Your Truth. Take Personal Responsibility. Understand More. Judge Less. Volunteer Your Time. Walk Through Fear. X-perience The Moment. Yearn for Grace. be Zany. -Written by Meiji Stewart Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m.. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, something or other..." ___________________________________________ PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" _____________________________________________ LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book." ____________________________________________ MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't ! say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy." ___________________________________________ SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!" ___________________________________________ Did you know...Captain Hook died from jock itch? ____________________________________________ One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B]ROFLMAO!!! I'm sorry...I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH you, I hope.

Well hon', although I managed to drag it out for nearly a month, your birthday celebration has come and gone. I can only hope that we all helped THIS one, especially with it being the big 40, be one of the most memorable you've had so far. I wish you the very best for the coming year and when you are over there feeling lonely or depressed, I hope you will come back to this posting and remember that you are cared for by many from afar.

New chick? New chick? You mean he's replacing me already? If you're referring to me, though, shit, I'm an old chick. I've got 5 years on him (that's 35 years in CRWdog years, ya' know! ) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Only your birthday? I think you'd better think back...and "picture" some of my creativity. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I think! And if not, I DO have a vivid imagination and huge amounts of creativity! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm sure you can think of ways to show me how much you appreciated my efforts the next time you're home! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I'm still working out the logistics and practicality on THIS idea! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yes, boys and girls...it's official now. It's now Mike's 40'th birthday! HAPPY BI[YELLOW]R[/YELLOW]THDAY, DAR[PURPLE]L[/PURPLE]IN'[RED]![/RED] Although it's only 6:10 p.m., or earlier here in the USA, it's 12:10 a.m. in Kosovo, where Mike currently lives,which makes it his birthday over there. This provides us with 30 hours of opportunity to wish Mike a very happy birthday, tease him because he's now "over the hill" or just abuse him because it's fun!

I, too, have many social blunders. One that sticks in my mind is from Christmas about 10 years ago. I worked at Cracker Barrel as a waitress. They had a company Christmas party and they supplied the meat, veggies. The employees were asked to simply bring a dessert. The tables had been shoved together to create a somewhat "family" atmosphere. I had my family and some of my best friends from the restaurant sitting around me. Dinner was through and we were eating our desserts. I had gotten a small sampling of a lot of different things to avoid hurting anyone's feelings. I pick up this white thing. To this day, I think it was supposed to be a cookie. I take a bite of it. It was SO awful, I spit it back out onto my plate. I proceeded to make some rude comment about how I didn't know who had made it, but it was the most disgusting thing I had ever eaten. Who made it? Yup...you guessed it! It was one of my best friends. You should have seen the look on her face. OMG...I could have crawled under the table and died. My husband (at the time) had a field day with it and told that story for probably 10 years running at parties, dinners and the like. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." Idiot Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an "intellectually challenged" co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?" Idiot Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear co-worker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck. Idiot Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

de-lighted Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I particularly like the one about the non-smoking area!!! *On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels *On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." *Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." *At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." *On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." *On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." *Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." *At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! "Invite us to your next blowout." *On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" *At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." *On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." *In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." *On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push" *At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." *On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." *In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." *On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." *At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." *Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." *In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" *At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." *In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." *In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." *At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." *And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Glad I could help you be able to do the Happy Dance. You've not stated your DZ of choice! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

For those of you keeping up, I lost "The Wager." I'm a woman of my word. Here's my posting, in humble defeat. I will also be buying her a celebration drink, the first time we end up at a dz together! Acknowledging Defeat! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[BLUE]YOU WIN THE WAGER![/BLUE] The visit went VERY WELL. I don't know how you knew it...perhaps you called her and warned her? Of course, I'm still reeling from the shock of it and wanted to ask her, "Who are you and what did you do with my REAL mom?" Pick your DZ of choice and there will be a jump deposited today. This is one time that I am thrilled to be wrong! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I just tried the old site and it didn't work for me, either. New Url to game folks!!!

Just want you to have the best birthday you've ever had. Besides, you only turn 40 once! (Thank goodness, huh?) His birthday isn't for another 6 days folks...but being overseas...you can't depend on the military mail system! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Let's not forget the 19 cards I personally sent and the one that Billy sent. Oh yeah..and the POPS membership. Although it's all early (didn't want to be late), Happy Birthday, baby!

Here, let me help you with your quest. You can thank me later....You have to blame MIKE for the million pounds you're going to gain when you get addicted to them. Buc-ee's Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

He's right. This stuff is EVIL!!! You can [B]NOT[/B] eat just one of these things. I think they're "pops" but they are covered with a candy coating. OMG...these things are good!

What ARE you trying to say here? I DO still have one of their cars this morning. Funny story, though. At a different dealership I worked at years ago, one of the guys took his demo to "cracktown" downtown and traded it for drugs. Came back and said he got carjacked and didn't know where it was. The police found it....and the person squealed...obviously the dealership pressed charges. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance