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I am not necessarily talking JUST about banning smoking in cars. I'm talking about the fact that the government allows things to be created. They want people to enjoy and become accustomed to them. Then, just when it's become "the norm," they come back and try to change the rules. Where do you draw the line? There are other things that we take our hands off the wheel for. Sneezing and scratching, for instance. These are uncontrollable bodily functions that require us to use a hand for. I'm pretty sure that if you sneeze saliva/boogers all over your windshield, it could cause a wreck because you can't see. And if your back itches, and you wriggle back and forth in your seat, trying to soothe that itch, you could cause a wreck because your wiggling body is going to make your hands wiggle while they are tightly gripping on the wheel. I'm not fighting the Smoking war, because I feel it's a person's right to smoke if they want to. I just wonder if those legislators REALLY care about keeping people safe from careless drivers or if they're just looking to push some "vote" buttons. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I heard on the radio this morning that the legislators are considering making it a law that you can't smoke in your car. Your own personal car, for Christ's sake!!! They claim it causes wrecks. Sheesh..... This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!!! Now, I don't smoke, but I believe that if a person wants to do so on their own time in their own private vehicle, who in the Hell are THEY to stop them? Hey, let's take out radios, heaters, air conditioners, mirrors. Oh, and let's ban manual transmissions. Any or all of these things make you take a hand off the steering wheel and have to pay attention to more than one thing at a time. What's next? Banning sex in our own homes? Their logic.....Sex leads to orgasms, which leads to endorphins, which leads to happiness, even if only temporarily. What happened to, "...certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Perhaps they need to re-read the Declaration of Independence. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Taking notes.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Haven't heard the word, but I have done this before! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. AQUADEXTROUS - Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION - The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. 3. DISCONFECT - To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. 4. ELBONICS - The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane. 5. FRUST - The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. 6. PEPPIER - The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. 7. PHONESIA - The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. 8. PUPKUS - The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. 9.TELECRASTINATION - The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

WOW! Are your landings as accurate in real life? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

That's EXCELLENT!!! Way to go! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You mean you missed some? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You're very welcome! I have to be honest and tell you that it was sent to me, but I found it to be contagious. It had to be passed on! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Bear with me and skip the first two stupid pages. It will be worth your while. Wind Drift Practice I got 5 in a row on my first try. How about you? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I gave my job a 5. Pros: I can play on the internet. I can take some time off when I need to. Get to drive company vehicles and not put miles on personal vehicle. We are closed on Sunday. Relatively nice employees. Got a new GM-he's a pretty cool guy. When I DO sell a car, it's a good feeling. Cons: Work 9-7, 5 days a week. Sales mgr. can be a real prick when he wants to. Dealing with folks with bad credit and they have some of the worst attitudes, worst credit and no money down, but want a $55,000 Navigator for $300 a month. Not making any money, so no skydiving for me. Add to this, the fact that both A/C units have gone out and it is already 90 inside the building. Metal roof, glass windows with the sun baking in and no air circulating. Can we say "SAUNA?" After being employed here for 5.5 years, I gave my 2 weeks notice yesterday. It's time to move on to happier times and new opportunities in my life.

*Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. *Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. *Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.. *Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. *If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. *If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. *It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. *Never buy a car you can't push. *Never eat yellow snow. *Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on. *There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. *When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. *Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working for them in the future. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No can do, sheep boy. I don't think Mike would approve this plan at all! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I am merely passing this on from another source. Don't shoot the messenger girl, ya'll. Skydiving statistics 'til you puke ! Statistics Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well thank you! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

It's ok Clay. Since you approve of any size or shape boobie, I believe your amazement is acceptable. I mean, we women like it when you men like our boobies! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I didn't write this, but anyone who knows me, knows that I am definitely childlike in my fascination/amazement of things. It's a shame more people aren't. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I agree totally with this one. Others: 1. People who smack when they eat or crunching ice. 2. Men groping or readjusting themselves in public. 3. Liars and people who make promises they don't keep. 4. People helping themselves to my stuff without permission. I'm sure there's more...but don't want to seem anal retentive. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LOL Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

-- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." -- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, as them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. -- This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" -- Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could possibly know you from. -- Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. -- If the company calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?" -- After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. -- Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees. -- Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up. -- Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either, now you know how it feels!" -- Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. -- Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. -- Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer. -- Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number. -- Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes." -- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" -- Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...louder... -- Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

ROFLMAO! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

1. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 3. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog... Dorothy. 4. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. 5. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. 6. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 7. OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? 8. Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. 10. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 11. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. 12. Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have. 13. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 14. Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. 15. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 15. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 16. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 17. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 18. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 19. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Most definitely: "It's all about me. Deal with it." Just ask Mike if you don't believe me! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

It's funny you would bring this up tonight, of all nights. My CRW teacher here in GA knew I had joined a gym a while back and called me tonight to ask what I thought of it. He was considering Bally's Fitness. I told him I joined Gold's. I didn't like Bally's. Their hours were sucky. I have 2 Gold's Gyms that are owned by the same person that are 24 hours and I can go to either one. I DO need to get my sorry, lazy butt back into it, though. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've never done any illegal drugs. I couldn't handle the thought of not being in control of what my mind/body was doing. I don't smoke cigarettes either. Tried one here and there, but just didn't care for the burning in my throat. I rarely drink also. Give me a drink or two and I get silly as hell. And if you ask anyone who knows me very well, I am silly enough all on my own!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance