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Since I have recently moved, most of my pictures are still in storage, so sadly, I have no proof of my creativeness. Let me negotiate with the people I am currently renting from and peruse my budget. I will see if can afford a small light display. If so, I will make sure I post pics. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I THINK I agree with you....That was one of the most amazing light shows I've ever seen. I wonder...was the music [B]WITH[/B] the lighting or what? I used to do my yard in even more lights than that. I had arch lights all around the perimeter of the yard. All around the roof, down the sides of the house, around each door of the 2 car garage, all over the porch, steps, front door, arch window, etc. I also had pvc pipes put together and running across the double drive in 4 separate arches, with lights on each of them. It was GREAT!!! Plus, I had all those "tacky" inflatable blow up things, plastic light up figures, nativity scene, spiral christmas trees, ball lights, snowflakes...and anything else that was new and exciting and lit up. There was a big Christmas tree in the front window, full of blinky lights and candles in every other window in the house. Sadly, the Christmas spirit fled my family and no one would help me decorate any more...and the tradition fell to the wayside. If I had my own place this Christmas, I might decorate it, just to entertain you all! You all might consider me weird as hell...some people like me that way. And no matter....it made me happy. Isn't that what Christmas is all about? Making people happy?

Ummm...I don't HAVE a girlfriend. Can I borrow yours? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I've got a whole bunch of scorpions you can step on. You'll be able to wash those eyes out REALLY well!!! God, I hate those little fuckers!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmmmm.....judging by his reaction, I think we've shocked his senses! Darn..... Do you think that was a yes or a no? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

See Clay? Look at his reaction!!! He is shocked that I would even consider making him have to touch a fake boobie!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

DAMN that Frenchy!!! It's ok hon.....every one you don't smoke just takes you that much closer to the final goal. I'd say we'd whip Frenchy for being a bad influence, but he'd undoubtedly enjoy it too much and it would only encourage him to be more of a bad influence, so we'd whip him some more...and on and on and on.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey...I thought it was a perfect solution. It keeps her hands busy...and her mind relaxed. Mike would approve of my suggestion wholeheartedly. Oh wait...maybe HE was the one who suggested it to ME once upon a time? Yup, I'm almost positive there was a thread about it earlier this year..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hmmm...maybe I'm being close minded. Should I be a better girlfriend and tell him he can touch too? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LMAO!![/B] I dunno. You never know. Why don't we ask him? This posting, a new one or a PM? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Nope...no whip. I SAID he could look all he wanted, didn't I? What fun is touching anyway? They're probably all fake boobies...and he HATES fake boobies!!!! See, I'm doing him a favor. I'm keeping him from being repulsed. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

C'mon girlie...you can do it. Try to find something else to do every time you crave a cigarette. Ummm...you could go to the bathroom and masturbate instead. I've been told that "endorphins are your friend." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

How well do you know these people? You COULD give them a restaurant gift card and a "gift certificate" of a free night of babysitting. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So, how did you all do? Did you achieve your goals? Are you still not smoking today? Come on....enquiring minds want to know!

Ahem!!!! Excuse me? Ah, never mind...you can look all you want to babe...just no touching! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What you NEED is someone there to warm you up afterwards! I'll be your first applicant for the position!!!

Um, well, I'm pretty sure Mike and Clay would have something to say about THAT!!! Perhaps we could work out a "loaner" program, though! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

OMG....That is hilarious!!!!

Wanna' give us the secret? I've landed dead center of the bullseye...and it tells me I'm double digits from the target! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And not only do we have an expensive addiction, but how many of us own our gear? Then shortly thereafter, decide we need newer, brighter, fancier, better gear? Or we change disciplines and need different gear to participate? I can personally vouch for 2 containers, 2 canopies, 2 helmets, 3 altimeters, 2 pair of goggles, sunglasses, 4 pairs of tackified receivers gloves, a Pro-Track, 4 hook knives, night gear, 3 sets of risers, 2 spare sliders, jumpsuit, packing tools, a rigger's kit, 2 gear bags. And in spite of what I ALREADY own, I am currently lusting after a new, better fitting container, a better flying canopy, a larger CRW canopy, a Neptune, a Cypress II. And let's not even TALK about how much I've spent at CRW meets, boogies, boogie fees, trips, camping, wind tunnel time, food, gas and "extras" like skydiving shirts, etc. Yup...It's just like crack. The more you have...the more you want! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Damn, sheepboy!!! You're getting old! Happy Birthday, Clay!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Why yes...yes it is!

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That's EXCELLENT, Michael!

Dave, Dave, and LisaMarie....You three are NOT[/B] helping these poor folks at all! Play nice and quit teasing them! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance