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That is freakin' AWESOME!!! Thank you for sharing that with us!

*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? *Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? *Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? *Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? *Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? *Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? *Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him? *Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? *Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? *If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? *Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? *Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? *Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? *Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? *Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? *How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? *Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? *In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? *Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

VERY nice additions. Thank you!

And I was JUST ABOUT to compliment you for your newly found sensitivity from the first posting you made. And then you have to go and screw it all up by making THIS one!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LMAO!!!![/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hey Julia!!! Texas is great! You should come do it sometime! Skydive Aggieland is small, but very nice. And they have a pretty fast Caravan (OK, so it doesn't beat Trey's King Air...but it's still nice). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

As the new year approaches, many of us will be reflecting on our life already gone by and wondering about our life in the future. For some of us, many of those thoughts will be of some variety of love. Here are some pearls of wisdom about love. Feel free to add to the list. 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10.. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around. 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I made both Nightingale's screen name and her bear web site clickies. Just click on the "order" link..and it will take you to the web page and it gives you the information you need to give her to get your very own personalized bear. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

This adorable cutie was a Christmas present from Mike.

Yup...sure did. We have it in writing and it's too late for your to go back and delete you post!!!! Contrary to popular belief, not everything needs to be eaten or drank. Can't it just be because they're purty?

WOW!!! Way to go Kel. I'm VERY proud of your continued efforts. Doesn't this mean that Cocheese owes you a jump? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Now Billy...when have you ever known me to try and pull a fast one? Yes, they are definitely for real. I caught them myself and put them in the glass balls. They were alive when I put them in the balls and took the pictures...but died within a few hours. There was air coming into them, but maybe there was a fume or something I didn't know about? I dunno.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

awwww....go on.... If I weren't having to go to Georgia for the week, I'd call the paper and see what they say. By the time I get back, it'll be after Christmas, though..and they won't be interested then. I'm leaving the tree and my Christmas house decorations with the people I am renting from. This way, SOMEONE will get to enjoy them before the holiday is over. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Billy, Billy, Billy....Surely you know [B]ME better than that! I was just WAITING on someone to ask. [B][RED]Ask and ye shall receive! [/RED][/B] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Um, babe...I don't think it's THAT nice! I'm sure they have better things to print. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Why thank you...thank you very much. They have a store here in the B/CS area actually called the "Texas" store...go figure. I bought a few things to use as patterns and voila'.... And I have balls to make UT balls for Mike...I just haven't gotten the paint for the longhorns. Hmmmm..... Maybe I'll do that before I leave town. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Mike and I used to talk about buying a big rig travel trailer thing and driving all over the USA and jumping at all the dz's. If we had that kind of money, he could come home and we might see that dream become a reality! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Ahhh...creamy Jif and grape jelly sandwiches, with the crust cut off and cut into triangles. Served with a nice glass of skim milk!!! Ahhh..heaven. One of my favorite snacks. Curse you!!!! I see a 4:00 a.m. raid of the food cabinets now. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

And more of the "stars." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Individually, these would be some of the "stars" of the tree! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well, guys and girls...it's finally that time! And I KNOW you've been waiting on pins and needles! It's time to show off my Texas pride...and my first Christmas tree in my new resident state of Texas! Sure hope ya'll like it! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

To prevent our minds from rotting from all the TV reruns, constant Christmas music, too much food, drink and parties, I present something to stimulate it for a moment or two. *"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. *"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. *Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions. *When two words are combined to form a single word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau." *The English-language alphabet originally had only 24 letters. One missing letter was J, which was the last letter to be added to the alphabet. The other latecomer to the alphabet was U. *The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful plough man strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

You are SO right!!!! Silly me....what WAS I thinking? How about this? Better? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Well guys and girls, the time for the Texas decorated tree unveiling is fast approaching. Here is a new example of the ornaments. AggieDave...this pic should tickle you pink!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Since you feel that way...my final decorated tree will undoubtedly disappoint you greatly!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance