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Yeah? And what's your point? That was why it was titled "Bad Puns." Where's your sense of humor? For that matter, probably 99% of what is posted here at the Bonfire sucks, but I don't see anyone complaining about THAT! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I like the flatware one!

I think you just took "bad puns" to a whole new level of bad! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I haven't tried the maps yet, but I do know they are supposed to do it. I usually get my driving directions from Mapquest BEFORE I get in the truck. I know these little phones are nifty as hell...but they still have "glitches" and I'd rather my glitch be when I'm lost in Timbuktu! Ya' know what I mean?

Post your worst puns here. I'll start... *Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was superb. *A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." *A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." *Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" *Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. *An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. *Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. *I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. *I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel. *Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!". Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

I agree that camera phones rock. I recently broke down and got a new phone, after using the same old one for 5 years (I was told it looked like a garage door opener). My phone does MAGIC TRICKS!!! I can take a picture or a 20 second video and it sends in less than a minute. I can check my e-mail at various sites, weather...hell I can surf the web, as long as the page doesn't have too many graphics. My new phone is freakin' amazing! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No, no. I want the good stuff to be donated. I want the useless stuff shot off in fireworks, silly rabbit. I think the jury is still out on whether I am one or not. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[B][I][BLUE]I have specific things I want when I die.[/BLUE][/I][/B] *I want any usable organs donated to worthy causes. *I have someone specific who is supposed to take all of my gear and teach people CRW who wouldn't otherwise be able to afford the gear. I NEVER want it sold. Selling it only helps the person with the most money. It doesn't help those who really WANT to jump...but might not otherwise be able to. *[B]DO NOT[/B] send me flowers when I die. If you want me to have flowers, do it while I am alive. I can not enjoy them after I am dead. *I want the most awesome party given at the dz. Do not cry for me. I've had a hell of a life. Laugh, party and celebrate my happiness. I've done things most people will only dream of. I've bounced, laughed and enjoyed almost everything I've come in contact with for the last 5 years. *I want to be cremated and I want my ashes to be mixed up into fireworks and I want them shot off at the party after dark. (I stole this idea) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

My mommy broke my heart tonight and told me I'm NOT a Texan after all. (Boinky trudges off, shuffling her feet sadly at this revelation). Sniff....sniff...sniff...sniff.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

ROFLMAO! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Bryan, TX (Proudly) Shouldn't you say, "Be scared....be very, very scared."? I can very easily see being scared...but thanking them, somehow, I think not! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So what did you accomplish? You haven't snuck up on me yet! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Yuppers. The skydivers play on Thursday nights on a Skydive Radio tourney there. I usually play, but haven't had the chance since I left for Georgia...and came back. But I also play the .01/.02 tables to break the monotony here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Why yes...yes it is! Ummm...if it's after midnight, isn't it considered morning? Wait on line to stalk my boyfriend! If you ask Mike..I NEVER sleep! You're gonna' have to be MIGHTY sneaky to get ME!!!! Sleep is HIGHLY overrated!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Hope you didn't wager the pink slip on your car and house! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

No...this is early for me still....and YOU would be up at this time of the morning, why? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

*Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. *Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" *Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. *Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. *When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. *When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops." *Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" *After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. *Fill your car with beer bottles. *The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. *Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test. *In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. *Swear at everybody on the road. *When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light. *Beep your horn at everything. *Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Oh, I want THIS option.... Why wasn't this an option? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Would this be YOU? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

What bet? Did I lose a bet? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

LMAO! Picture me like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. I'm tapping my heels together saying, "There's no place like Texas. There's no place like Texas. There's no place like Texas." Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

So you're going to save me from that "visit" that has been hinted at, right? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter Popcorn!!! YUMMY!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance