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All of the men I know drink Shiner. I'll have to go to the grocery store and check out a bottle of Bud just for S & G! Not originally FROM Texas, but damned proud of it anyway! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Don't know how far DFW is...but if you were ever in Texas and we knew up front, I'm sure we could all work something out to meet. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Not to mention pretzels, crackers, cookies, doughnuts, etc. And don't forget the state shapes on the interstates. Or on the expressways. Or the stars on the mixmasters. I just love this state!!!
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Why are you scared? This is the greatest place ever!!!
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This state just amazes me! Every time I turn around, there is a new thing created, JUST for this state. The newest contribution? Wendy's has created a "Texas Double" hamburger. I just love the self pride this state has!
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[RED]WARNING!!![/RED] Are you a hairless chested, insecure man? If this describes you, do NOT open the clicky! [ANGELIC] Maybe I'm weird...okay, I KNOW I'm weird, but anyway....where were the men with hairy chests? I like my man with LOTS of chest hair!! You can keep those hairless creampuffs. I'll keep the man I got! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Yes, I remember that very sad, awful incident. I feel for you. I don't wish for any of my siblings to die for the other one to get close to me again. I DID take Mike's suggestion and send my sister an "olive branch" e-mail, which she completely ignored. I tried.... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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If I knew where he was...you could have mine! He broke my parents hearts when he disowned the family years ago and I haven't heard from him since. Hmmm...bitchy sister; disowned brother. Think ye, perhaps, that I come from a slightly dysfunctional family? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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You can have mine! She's a self-centered, cold hearted bitch. I moved to Texas. Instead of understanding why I did it, she condemned me and won't even speak to me any more. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I'm not single. Got a wonderful man...but he's 9K miles away again and won't be here on Valentine's Day. Being the ultimate gift giver and card sender, I always cover all the holidays because that's the kind of person I am. I like giving. But I agree that it doesn't necessarily have to be a DAY that you celebrate your love for someone. When he was here recently, some would probably say that we were sickeningly mushy and connected at the hip. And he did WAY too much for me, and actually had the gall to say he had planned to do more for me but just ran out of time. But you know what? I'd trade every single material thing I have to just have him with me full time! (And yes, I've told him so, too!). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I'm on there. I had originally signed up to be able to talk with Mike for free. But now... sniff...sniff... sniff....his ISP in his room no workie ....and now Skype is just an unused icon in my toolbar. I was going to delete it when he was home recently, but he told me not to give up hope yet. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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[BEER] H[ #7CFC00 ]A[/#7CFC00]PPY BIRTHDAY, JEF!!![BEER] Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I don't know whether they are Texan or not. I'm from Georgia and I've heard quite a few of those. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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I'm learning that the folks here ARE very kind, caring and hospitable. Funny story...I was in a Walmart here in town. I mentioned to one of the employees that I was considering working there and the young lady was going to personally walk me back to the computer where you apply. And there was absolutely NO benefit to her at all!
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Yup...already here. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Of course with my new found knowledge, I actually think the line should go something like this: "THA TEST. Ah, ya' din know thar was a gonna' be a test? Welp, thar is. It's rightchere." How'd I do, y'all? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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ABSOLUTELY!!! There's a test at the end of the book! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Sniff, sniff, sniff...but the book said "tires." LMAO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Huh? Figured out the rest of them...but no clue what this one means. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Some more Texan sayings.... Saying: I'm checkin' ma tires. Translation: A nice way of saying he's got to pull over on the side of the road to go pee, 'cause it's too far to the next city to wait. Saying: Full as a tick. Translation: No longer hungry. Saying: Snatch you bald. Translation: What mamas threaten to do to kids. Saying: The whole enchilda. Translation: Everything...and it usually doesn't mean food. Saying: Gig 'em Aggies. Translation: I live in Bryan/College Station where Texas A&M is...need I say more? Saying: Hook 'em Horns. Translation: A cheer for the UT people..which seems to come with a hand gesture too. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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This evening, in addition to sayings I have to learn to use...I also learned about some words that I was told are "Have to Use" to be a Texan. Read the list. Tell me if you agree. Feel free to add others at your whim. *Y'all (self explanatory) *Fixin' To (And all this time, I've been making myself say "about to") *Ol' (As in, "The cute little ol' doggie) *Mess (Either, 1. A verb-" Don't mess with Texas." 2. A collective noun-"I'm gonna' cook me a mess of greens." 3. noun-(as in someone's looney outrageous)-"Your kids are a mess.") *Sir & Ma'am (Shoot...I already do this) *Yeeha or yee-ha (When you're really excited) *Yahoo (A Mountain Dew or a reference to a northerner) *Is All (Something to end a sentence with) *And Stuff (Something to end a sentence with if the sentence is listing more than one thing) *Bigass (That's a bigass truck) Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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Ooooh, oooh, oooh...TODAY I learned about words I have to learn to use......I see a new thread happening! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance
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You wanna sign up for my ex life? Have you lost your mind? Thank you..thank you very much! I like it here!