PLFXpert
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I don't know about you, but my overall experience with cops has been pleasant. I find they're very kind & understanding. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm pretty sure most people are kidding or at least half-kidding. Didn't you see my smiley? Thanatos, I think you should loose the backward hat. Looks suspicious. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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$300? That's it? Definitely flush it. I thought by the way everyone was all "Oh my, that's a lot of coke, if it is coke, but if it is, that's a lot"...that we were talking about a least four figures worth. Curiosity aborted. Commence flushing. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yea...no, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have smelled it. If white powder is a duck, I'm Paris Hilton. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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What she said.
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White.
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Oh my gosh, at first he gets embarrassed! (And we're alone in our own house. He's NOT a dancer. And I tell him... Just stand there and be my pole, fool! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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You have obviously not seen me disco dance! I fucking ROCK! We used to go to this place called "Have A Nice Day Cafe'" in Orlando (it's no longer there). They had a floor w/ these lighted squares in all different colors and you drank from a "fish bowl", which was a HUGE bowl of some sort of alcoholic drink--I don't know what kind. I didn't ask. I was 17. They played disco favorites. I rocked that floor! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Billy has some old shirt like that, and I LOVE dancing all around wearing it!... and nothing else. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Walt, where's your shirt that I like?
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Actually, it's literally blue goodness and the "sparkling" part is "champagne"--three parts to be exact. I won't say how much I've had thus far. And, I just LOVE classic rock. Izz ma faverut. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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It's mad lightning, thunder and chunky rain!
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Peppers! Habenaro, jalapeno, banana & cayenne. Oh, and we have a little Japanese apricot (I think they're apricots?) tree. For some reason a lot of people around here have them--they get HUGE! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Shpanks. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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You know how some guys say A1 RUINS the amazing flavor of a steak? I feel that way about my nipples. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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The one mentioned above is the one no-one ever sees except Billy. It's the one on my back--"tramp stamp" as it were--that can be seen in a bikini. I had it strategically placed there when I was a lifeguard and had both a speedo tan line and a bikini tan line. There was about an inch of space in-between the two tan lines so I had it placed there so you could see it when I wore a bikini, but not when I was working and in my Speedo. Only later did I realize that every girl and her mom gets her first tat there and the whole tramp association. That one is a hibiscus flower about the size of a nickel with little ocean waves coming out from each side of it. I was such a cool little surfer/wakeboarding chick in those days. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I actually posted it a long time ago and I don't think I deleted it... Of course, if you search I'm sure once you discover you'll find your exploration was all in vain (no way to tell where it is by the picture.). I'd post it again, but I deleted it from my saved pictures a long time ago. For those who are actually interested, it's a half-moon/half-sun together forming a circle about the size of a nickel with little wings outstretched on each side. It's located just a few inches below the inside of my left hip-bone, and just a couple inches above Ms. Virginia. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yea, after the carpet checkers I like to dance for Billy. Sex always follows. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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If I had a penny for every time I utilized this option, I'd be a millionaire! Seriously! In Florida, this is HUGE among the teenage crowd! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Carpet checkers. Seriously--it's a 3 x 3 carpet with 3" x 3" checkers. All you need is wine, candles, music and carpet checkers. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I like you and I'm sure your wife looks AMAZING in a dress.
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Most definitely it's not been proven by any means, but just based on my own personal experience with elders and what they say was true for them: The biggest & fastest changes always happened in that 15-25'ish decade. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I agree there's no magic age. But, I disagree with the "two-year" policy. I had my first done at 18. Two years later I'd still have wanted one, in fact, I got another just b/c my best friend wouldn't get one unless I went with her and it was quite truly a "Well, I'm here--might as well" scenario." Whether "25" is the magic number or not, somewhere near there is, imo. No, my life didn't "magically change" at 25. But, certainly when I look back at myself when I was 18 I can see how much my life & things in it have changed.