PLFXpert

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  1. Sunspots are so unsightly. The decline can easily be explained by the advancement of cosmetic procedures. Look at Morgan Fairchild. Not a spot on her. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. We call them foam parties here at the beach. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. I'm disappointed. A good hurricane or two would have been nice. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. PLFXpert

    Water

    Yo también. Lo amo aquí. Uso a "teeny bikini" en la playa. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. What Krisanne said. I don't have her number, but I sure as hell don't pm anyone ever. And I have her before. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. PLFXpert

    Water

    The devil is in the details. Praise Google! I'm certainly not going to do the work for you. It's a miracle I even started a thread here. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. PLFXpert

    Water

    Get outta town. You so crazy. I posted this story in particular for a reason. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. Well pin a rose on your nose. All three of my credit scores are in the 800s. Still, I choose AMEX. I like the commercial with Ellen and the animals and the raccoon does her makeup so her eyes are lined in thick black and she looks like a raccoon, too. Ha! Ooooohh, that one kills me. Good times. Noodle salad. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. PLFXpert

    Water

    Something's fishy here. Georgia water emergency. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. That's b/c boxes are like so yesterday. Now a van down by the river... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. What he said. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. My computer does, but it didn't today. Whoa. That's weird. There must be a cyber god or something. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. No. I live by my calendar. And it didn't tell me to. Billy HATES daylight savings, though. I like it. We're both morning people, but he's more likely to burn the candle at both ends of the stick. I'm out like trout around 9 p.m.--sometimes 8:30. So, I can't stand when it's still light outside when I go to bed. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. Yes, but does come in Swarovski crystal designs? (No, I don't have one of these. But, I kinda like the "Prevention Purple".) Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. PLFXpert

    Pain

    I don't know of any other online community like this one. I've posted to DZ.com for almost seven years now. I think I've read enough of others' posts and vice versa to feel like friends or--actually more like a dysfunctional family. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. We run at 5 a.m. which happens to be a popular time for violent & sexual crimes against women. One morning I had pulled quite a bit ahead of Billy as we approached the last leg and this car stopped in the middle of an intersection I was about to cross. I stopped and jogged in place and motioned for him to continue, but he just sat there staring at me. A few seconds later Billy caught up and as soon as he did, the guy drove away. Bill used to travel a bit more skydiving than he has recently, and I'd still get up and run. So I started running with pepper spray. It's easy to carry in your hand ready-to-go while jogging. I made a joke once even if I had a gun, the places I'd be most likely to need it are also the most inconvenient to carry it--like jogging. And it sure wouldn't fit in my skinny jeans when I go out at night. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. Bless you. These are especially good with Sunday brunch. Lately, though I've been ordering mimosas. Billy laughs. What the hell else does he want me to drink at 11 a.m.? He still orders a beer. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. If credit cards are your great evil, I'm going with Ruffles. Damn ridges. I can't resist. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. Does pepper spray expire, I wonder? I've had mine forever. I was thinking of getting a new one--you know they make them with colorful rhinestones now. But, who would see it? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. What? You didn't repeat their license plate # to yourself until you could write it down, call the authorities and have them trace the vehicle to its rightful owner? Shame on you! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. No way. If in such an environment, I would tell only the "lost and found" or similar department head (HR, front desk, whatever) and leave my name & contact # (omitting mention of the amount found). Then only the person who actually left it in the ATM could/would inquire. And at least they have a 30-day limit when if unclaimed, it goes up for grabs. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. I haven't, but Billy did once with my card. I just called the bank and told them what happened. They confirmed the transaction and noted it as the last with that card. I had my new card by the next day's mail.
  24. So what are you going to do? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.