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  1. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    None of the above. I'm not in a tribe, nor a Celt. I do like dolphins, though. I have a hibiscus flower, about the size of a quarter with little leaves on each side that look like ocean waves. It was something I used to doodle all the time in my notebooks. Math was terribly boring. I like always got an "A". It was a close call. I named my math team, which consisted of me and two other girls, "Sugar Cubed". Except, I would just write the word "Sugar" with a little three in the upper right-hand corner. The hibiscus doodle was a good choice respectively. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. "By the fives." I like you. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    The song is only effective on a woman if you thrust your pelvis back and forth at exactly this moment in the song. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    Ladies, please excuse Turtle. He's the other guy standing with a shot of tequila in his hand, probably also singing Ladies Night--badly. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    Thanatos--rhymes with comatose, sort of, which is also how he likes his ladies, apparently. Just look for the guy with the tequila shot in his hand, ladies, and toast to the only way he can get laid. When the check comes, just tell him thank you and walk away. You never carry cash. Who needs it? You have a stamp. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    I would say what you said, except in a playful, sarcastic way. I mean, it's true. But, I'm hoping you're not seriously that bothered by it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Cash is dirty & it smells funny. I prefer the smell of my office when I pay my credit card, in full, online. As noted in my OP, I conceded it is in fact silly. I will probably keep doing it, though. I enjoy life's little successes. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. PLFXpert

    Tramp Stamp.

    I was just talking about this with Billy b/c we caught an episode of LA Ink. I have a "tramp stamp". Like you said, though, when I got it I had no idea of the term or even that it was a popular place. In my high school, ankles, upper back behind the shoulder & near or around the belly-button were most popular. I actually chose to have my first tat placed in the "tramp" location b/c I wanted it to be covered when I worked (in a Speedo teaching swimming to kids who I didn't feel needed to see my tattoo), but visible when I played (in a bikini). I had about an inch of space in-between the two tan lines on my lower back that worked perfectly!
  9. Glad you asked, Bob. "Peesh" stems from the Italian "peeshadil" meaning "vagina". It's otherwise known as a slang term for female genitalia. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. I'm not so sure about that. I've been stuck on the admission step for some time now. It's such a fun & liberating step, I'm not at all motivated to move on from it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. One post/day and you used it on that? I'm flattered. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. I notice things all the time. Don't be so sensitive. I eventually noticed you, didn't I? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. Why is it I buy things all the time and the receipt will be for X dollars and some change, but when I go to fill my gas tank I always strive for the even dollar? I'm not the only one, either. Ya'll know you do, too. What the hell difference does it make? Why don't I just stop when it tells me to? No! No fucking way! I MUST get a few more drops in there to make it an even dollar. And doesn't it suck when you're going up one penny at a time and then just when you hit the .99 it goes two pennies? So after all the effort, you're still left with a dollar amount with change. It's so silly. I'm going to rebel. No more of this madness, I say. What has occurred to you, lately? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. It's easier said than done, but whatever is out of your control is better left unworried about for now. Take things as they come and enjoy this moment, as it is not your last. If that doesn't work, I can come do a monkey dance for you. It's very funny. And I'm told it can work miracles. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. OK, it's still raining. We've--for whatever reason--been doing other things and had the Weather Channel on for so long that Billy is now whistling the background music in the other room. I HATE whistling (seriously), but that's funny. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. Jaye! I would have that second one blown up, framed and on my wall somewhere. BEAUTIFUL! Billy and I are all about art that is personal. We have blown up photos framed on the wall from places we've been that mean something for whatever reason. I'm also into local artists' stuff, but... I would DEFINITELY frame that picture.
  17. He was cute, but I don't go for younger men. Some things never change. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. I taught swimming in high school. I ran into some parents who recognized me from the two years I spent conditioning their son for stardom (apparently he went on to become a pretty fierce swimmer!). "Oh my gosh! That's so wonderful. How is little...?" "Hunter's great. He should be back any second. There he is...." I don't know why, but I was waiting for a six-year old. Instead I was greeted by a 16-year old. I'm 27. This is the age, I guess, where you're knocked over flat on your face a billion times by flying time. It was bad enough when I didn't know who the featured singer was on MTV on New Year's Eve past. But, seeing a 16-year I taught to swim, like yesterday? There is NO way that was 10 years ago. No way. That boy was an imposter! Where's little Hunter, damn it? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. My protozoa. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. Clearly you are middle class, then. Lowers: I like chocolate. It's good with caramel. Uppers: I like chocolate; it's good with caramel. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. I was just trying to get a rise out of you, baby, yea. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. Yes, let's! These can also be added to my "ridiculous" list. Why in the hell do they put that dark circle on the peesh? I know where my peesh is. I don't need it circled. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. Only if that's all I'm wearing. Otherwise, it's just too high maintenance for me. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. I was waiting for the inevitable "Metallica" response. I guess Megadeth will do. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.