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A good thread can last forever in the hearts of those it touches. Ha ha ha h...*cough* BULL SHIT *cough*.

You GOTTA love a canopy that spanks you. I know I do. If you hear a girl scream "OOoooo" at about 2500 feet, you'll know it's me and my trusty Sabre.

Okay, back to what makes us unique: I'm unique b/c my swooping stallion comes back tonight and so will my healthy glow and permanent SMILE on my face.

Oooo, I don't know, Andi...the sausage party seems to like busting up your party solo missions.

Tip: If you have to explain the joke...it's not very funny. Ha ha ha.

Hmmm, sounds like what I require, too, except, I do need some sex in between the feeding and the jumping. It goes: Sex Food Sex Jump Jump Jump Jump Sex Food Sex

Ha ha ha....I said, ladies, not hotties.

Hey, thanks for the offers, guys...watch out, I might take you up on that and then I'll get you in trouble at the office like I get Andrea in trouble. I send her silly faxes and make her laugh and type so much that it's just plain OBVIOUS she's not working.

Hmm, sounds about right to me! Except the batteries, part...Andrea prefers the manual method...double clicking the mouse.

Yea, I love my Sabre, too. Ha ha ha!

***they all want to be involved in a train... *** Oooo, yey, I love that game, "sausage in the middle."

Oh, the talent is obvious....talent for really bad one-liners that is. JUST TEASING!

Ohhh, freeflir, you sweet talker, you. Now I know how you get all the ladies...HA HA HA!

Nah, I don't think the one bite could hurt me. Maybe if I ate the whole sandwich.....it was a beef and chedder....WHO CAN RESIST A BEEF AND CHEDDER??? I was satisfied w/ my bite and then I went on to devore my mozerella sticks.....MMMMMMM....I LOVE THOSE DAMN THINGS!

Thank you....Actually I was ready a loooooooong time before. I just waited until I found someone I really cared about and who really cared about me. My body is a prize for some lucky guy, not a toy in a cracker jack box that anybody can have for $1.

Ha ha ha...yea, I don't think they could handle me, anyways.

I LIVE BY THIS REMEDY!

Awww, I hate to see a beautiful thing ruined! At least it's still spankable....ha ha ha.

Spank me, Andrea, I've been a bad girl. My favorite b*tch was out of the office so I had to turn to solicitating comfort on the forums.

Oh, I like meat...just not the kind that comes from a cow!. I'm a big fan of *sausage*. Now can I have some puddding?

Yup, you need a college degree, or can prove you are almost done w/ college and will have a degree to join the peace corps. Yup, they have this huge oven and stick the bears in ALIVE and cook them to death and then eat them. It's considered a delicacy but it's not cultural. For instance, in this one culture, it's tradition to clamp a monkey down and cut open his brain and eat the contents while the monkey is alive. I HATE the idea of it, but it's a long custom of the culture of these people and the rest of the monkey is later used for something so while I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT, I wouldn't try to actively stop them from doing it. The bear, on the other hand, is not a cultural thing, it's just a delicacy and not only that, they cook them ALIVE. The least they could do is kill it quickly, first before putting it in the oven, ya know? I'm VERY AGAINST it. My turned vegetarian when I was 10, however, I have low blood sugar and the proten supplements just weren't cutting it for my health. I now eat fish and chicken and wear leather shoes. I believe in the food chain and believe it's natural for man to eat animals. I have a problem w/ how much meat each year goes to waste and how many animals, then, die for no reason. Also, the human only requires a small serving of meat a day and a lot of people eat sausage for breakfast, a burger for lunch and a steak dinner. I don't agree w/ that. My not eating it, isn't b/c I don't believe in eating meat, it's to make up, in a small way, for the people who abuse it. I avoid fur and animal skin products but there are some things, you can't just get quality w/out buying animal so a lot of my nice shoes are leather and I have some leather belts. If I can, however, I avoid it. That is all just how I feel, though...I don't judge others and my boyfriend orders steak every time we go out to dinner. I'll admit, I ate a bite of his roast beef sandwich the other day. Ha ha ha. I NEVER craved it after I quit eating it 12 years ago. However, sometimes, now being around my boyfriend, when he orders things, it brings back memories b/c i really used to LOVE baby back ribs and roast beef sandwiches and pepperoni on my pizza. So far, the bit of roast beef is the only temptation I gave into.

Me too...the packers in Deland. I always tip well, as long as no malfunctions. There's only one packer I haven't tipped and that's b/c on all 4 of his packs, I had line twists. Other than that, my two regular girls take good care of me!

This I can support. I once kicked out 7 line twists, but my canopy was completely square above my head, even w/ the lines twisted that much. When I looked up, it looked as if the lines were twisted all the way up but the canopy was still square! Ha ha ha. That was my old Sabre 170. I now have a 135 and (knock on wood) haven't had line twists yet (it's still about a 1:1 ratio, though, so I don't think it would be bad on this canopy either...I have a 130 exit weight (120lbs plus 10 lb rig, I'm guesstimating.)

HA HA HA HA...and who were you giving the bird to when on exit?

That's really inpressive!