PLFXpert
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Now your'e getting graphic....it's only fun when you use code words.
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So in the meantime I'll keep making my haiku's And entertaining you
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Today is the last School starts next week. I'll be busy. No more posts from me
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Must be a reason You keep coming back for more Good thing work is slow
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I've been a swimmer my whole life...I don't think there's EVER been any leaves or brush in that region. I prefer a clear terrain so it's softer and easier for my boy-toy to find his way to Virginia Okay...that's the last 411 I'll be giving
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ha ha ha ha....you can think about the menu all you want...ya just can't ORDER anything
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Ughh...that's another negative, ghostrider. Andrea's pattern is too respectful for that kind of language!
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No leaves OR brush...nothing but clearing. Oh dear,...too much information.
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Ugh, negative ghostrider, pattern is FULL! Full of BZ, that is.
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Yea, baby, get cha some! Some bootie a day keeps the stress away!
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Work is slow right now It will pick up soon next week So won't be posting
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I'm still writing these I have nothing else to do Hope you're entertained Oh, that reminds me If you like entertainment Check out Andi's web cam She will rock your world She likes to work the belly dance It's titilating.
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Yes, virginia...I hear virginia is beautiful this time of year. Actually, it's beautiful YEAR 'ROUND!
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I have, on my 8th time getting pulled over AND SHE GAVE ME MY FIRST TICKET, DAMNIT!
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Here's another one About sex and skydiving Two wonderful things Whenever I jump It gets me all excited So then I need sex If you're still reading You must be as bored as me My haiku's aren't good.
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I call my butt, my bootie. Get cha some bootie. Spank that bootie. Work your bootie. Bootie, bootie, BOOTIE! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Boy-toy was away But he came home yesterday Lot's of sex for me I'm sitting at work Staring at the clouds outside Wishing I could jump If your ass itches It might be a large hemoriod Time for some ass cream Haikus are great fun I've wasted time writing some So there's more to come.
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Never wrote a Haiku But this is not a first try So I don't owe beer
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Ha ha ha ha....geez a size 0? Do me a favor, don't turn to the side, otherwise, you might disappear. Hey, it's almost 1:30...isn't it time for your hair/tan/nails apt. there, hunny?
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I hear you...I'm a people person, but when it comes to group work, I'd much rather just do it all myself. That way I know it will get done and get done RIGHT! I refuse to have to make-up for someone else's slack.
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Not only that, but Andrea has the body of a 25 year old and PLENTY of tone. The only thing she doesn't have is an ass, but I like to spank it, anyways.
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It's not the size, it's the motion of the ocean...! People laugh at this saying but it's true. If a guy has a bratwurst, but can't work it, a guy w/ a vienna might do a MUCH BETTER job
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Nope, I was talking about your favorite women's clothing store, Cache'. You know, the one you get all your cute outfits at to wear when you throw your tea parties?
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Speaking of images in a mirror....I SWEAR some stores have trick mirrors to trick you into buying something. This one ritzy store I went in (only b/c they were having their 75% off end of season sale) had some tricky mirrors....I know I'm not a chunky girl but these mirrors made me look smaller than I really am. No joke! I think it's a marketing ploy. Another ploy is, I find in a couple stores, I wear a size or two smaller than I am. I think they make them bigger and slap a smaller size on them to get women to buy them. "Look hunny, I wear a size 2, now!"....Ha ha ha ha h....and that's the biggest size 2 I've ever seen! My best bud and I joke about this...it's sad that women need to be tricked like this. Who cares what size you wear or what the mirror says, as long as you're happy w/ yourself.
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Awww, thanks, Chris...thank Skymama...her dad is the office now, so she can't chit chat w/ me. Damnit! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.