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The link is firewalled from my viewing, here at work....good thing no-one else skydives, otherwise, they might have thought to firewall dz.com. SHHHHHHH, must keep my secret
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Amusing article on skydiving! (with whuffo comments)
PLFXpert replied to Sinkster's topic in The Bonfire
10-15 jumps and upwards a day, 3-4 days a week for an average experienced jumper???? YEA RIGHT. Try, 1 or 2 days (usually weekend) days a week and on average, 5 or less jumps each day. Jumper doing 15 in a day are usually teams practicing for competition. -
I love nicknames for the human anatomy. Let me break some of my favorites down for you: Na-Na's, Ta-Ta's, Virginia, twig and berries, franks and beans and my PERSONAL favortie "sausages."
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SKYMONKEYONE, Me too! Being late for me, is arriving on time. My father was part of a gold-wing motorcycle club all growing up (now he's part of a Harley one) and by the age of 10 I had put more than 100,000 miles on the back of a motorcycle. I LOVE them. During the summer, when my father would always take a month off work, we'd travel and I'd ride on the back of that thing from Florida to Maine. I loved it! I can't wait to buy my own bike. I want a Harley roadster.
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Ha ha ha....I can attest to this....Skymama wouldn't even jump in her shorts w/ me! Even though everyone knows she has HOT legs. No matter how toned your legs are, something will still jiggle in freefall. I wasn't expecting it and the first time I wore shorts in freefall, I looked down and started CRACKING UP at myself. I was in a sit and started pointing down at my legs so the person I was jumping w/ would look. I was laughing so hard I was tearing up and had tear streams all over my face when I landed.
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Hell no, they don't meet you w/ clothes....your canopy becomes more of a toga all the way to the packing tent, from what I've seen. Ha ha ha....I thought if I did it, I'd land somewhere on the dz, way away from the landing area...but I was warned that no matter WHERE you land, they will find you! Funny nakie video: My boyfriend is a videographer, they had a rule at my old dz that if the tandem passenger agreed to go naked, the jump was free. So this one chick decided to do a naked tandem. Instead of exiting the plane "ready, set, go" w/ the tandem facing out of the plane, the did it backwards, w/ my boyfriend, the videographer, holding on to her legs w/ the camera in her crotch as they moved back and forth, "ready, set, go".....IT WAS SOOOOOOO FUNNY. Personally though, no matter how hot you are on the ground, you don't look hot nakie in freefall. Her na-na's were doing ALL KINDS OF CRAZY THINGS. ha ha ha ha ha!
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Yea, I think that's the general opinion...maybe someone should organize?
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Yea, you say that now, until you see a load full of nakie Hottie McHotterson's and suddenly, you're in your b-day suit and rig, ready to hop on board.
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Yes, I've fallen through clouds...didn't feel a thing. However, I HAVE jumped in rain before and THAT hurt like crazy. Just regular clouds, though, you can't really feel anything, except MAYBE a slight mist.
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I've had one fly right by me under canopy, but I don't think there are too many birds flying at 2500 feet and above. At least, not here in the state that's on sea level.
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Why would clouds hurt you?
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Ha ha ha....oooo, I've always loved breaking up the sausage party!
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Yea, I'm very comfortable w/ my body. However, as I've said before...I think of it more as a prize for one lucky person than as a cracker jack box toy for all to play with. I didn't do the 100th nakie, thing...but I guess, as the saying goes...if everyone on the load were jumping nakie...I might just do it, too...Then, at least, all attention wouldn't be focused on me.
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Get it boy! Studly McMuffin.
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(another one of PLFXpert's non-judgemental threads...there will be no judging on this thread) How many of you have done them and how do you feel about them in general? I've seen some VERY FUNNY video's of naked skydives. I haven't done one...yet...not sure if I will. I think it'd be a lot of fun...but more fun in numbers....like if the whole otter were filled w/ nakie jumpers, then I think it'd be FUN! But again, not sure if I'd do one. I'd have to be in the moment.
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Of course....I started it....what can i say...everyone wants a piece....HA HA HA HA HA....J/k! Just Skymama, actually.
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Geez...for once, mine is not the dirtiest mind....I was thinking inflatable rafts to jump in.
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He he he....I bet she could teach you a thing or two, ray...I know from experience, she knows how to spank that ass, juuuuuust right!
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Ha ha ha....yea, but usually a natural D comes w/ a naturally larger woman! A person my size, 99% of the time, does not have naturally D-cup breasts. Breasts are mostly fat, therefore, skinny girl does not equal fatty breasts. But who cares....breast implants, no implants, whatever floats your boat. I like mine the way they are
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Ha ha ha ha....Andrea, you cutie...here we go again....YOU'RE POSTING, HUNNY, BUT YOU'RE NOT ON AIM! I'm on to your *tricks.*
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HA HA HA HA....Andrea loves that game, "follow the leader"...you show me yours, and I'll show you mine. HA HA HA HA!
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I back it up every time I walk out the door...It's obvious they're real b/c they're Bs, not Ds, it's obviousl they're perky, cause they're not hanging down by my belly button, and it's usually obvious they're free of restriction when it's cold. Ha ha ha ha!
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Yey! Andrea finally posted! I've been telling her to, forever! She is VERY unique! My office is the same way....my boss likes to be trendy so we always have an interior decorator here...she practically lives here and all our desks and this weird style, the rugs are freyed and suede, and our lamps are all different and cool. The plants and pots are all oddly shaped and unique...I LOVE IT, though. Ha ha ha ha. It's makes it more fun to work.
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I know I've got a LONG way to go....but I want to be the first chick to win FIRST place and kick the sausage party ass! I look up to the only 5 girls in the competition...especially my Kazzy!
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HA HA HA HA....cute, Jt! They're real, they're perky and FREE OF RESTRICTION.