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  1. It's funny you say this....I can't see very well far away. I haven't had my eyes checked in a long time but I blame my bad landing on it, too. Ha ha ha ha.
  2. There's a Saturnight live commercial that all the men are excited and screaming, "My sex life is so much better. THANKS VIAGRA!" And then the camera pans over to the wives, who look worn out and are frowning and sarcastically say, "Yea, thanks a lot Viagra." HA HA H AH AHA....such a shame, such a shame...who needs viagra as long as your girl can work her mouth?
  3. Yea, I nearly ruined my disk drive trying to get it to accept twenties....
  4. H ah ha ha ha aha! Andrea, safety patrol officer....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Too funny! I'm unique b/c I love sea turtles, I have a sea turtle liscense plate, I'm on the sea turtle committee, and I have statues and marble, or anything unique statues of sea turtle all over my house!
  5. Pammi, that's AWESOME, you have so many pets...ha ha ha. My house is too small, right now, for anything more than my two kitties, but once I buy a house, I will DEFINITELY get a dog, a salt-water fish tank and who knows what else...I kinda want a turtle, too. About the lesson I learned from my dad...I realize it doesn't always work, but it's a lesson that applies to WAY more than just food which is why it's my favorite lesson.
  6. are you kidding? the last thing i want is to feel like i'm being spied on. I'm the girl who keeps her blinds at an angle so people can't see in and shit. I'm just not comfortable w/ the thought. I've had a bad experience. Plus, from what I learned in journalism, as long as someone is standing on PUBLIC PROPERTY, like a street, if they have a good camera and can take a picture of you inside your house through the window, they are free to do w/ that picture as they choose and could publish it w/out your approval b/c the idea being, anything in public is public property. If you strip in public, and someone takes a picture, they can publish it in the paper, magazine, or whatever....they same thing goes for if they're standing on PUBLIC PROPERTY like a street. That's why so many celebs are photographed, legitimately, in their homes, b/c if someone was standing on the public street and had a good camera, they can snag a shot. You have to prove they trespassed in order to obtain the photo to prosecute. Ok......conversation got a little seriousl there...but really, I just watch my ass and make sure others aren't
  7. PLFXpert

    I'm so sorry

    Ha ha ha...tha'ts b/c carrie usually doesn't wear a bra or anyhing esle
  8. PLFXpert

    I'm so sorry

    AHHHHHH, Lisa, thank you but that day was the ONLY day I've worn my bikini to the dz w/out a shirt over it since. My na-na's were the talk of the dz. Every other girl wears a sports bra and nothing else....but rest assure, I'll have on my tank, unless bob FINALLY breaks down and puts in the pool I've been begging for. It's too hot!
  9. Sunshine, Very cool. My mom was not advised to have an abortion, but she never wanted a child. She only had me b/c my father wanted a kid. I"m not sure why since he wasn't around much...ha ha ha ha. MY KITTY is the most important thing to me, too!!! His name is Sabre and he has a sterling silver closing pin on his colar! He is sooooooo cute and follows me everywhere. He sleeps w/ me all night, likes to sit in the shower and bat his paws at the drops of water while I shower, and we carry him for walks on the beach in one of those mini-rig backbacks. He just sticks his head and front paws out and hangs out
  10. yea, it's not always easy, b/c it's natural for us girls to want to talk about our problems and b/c we care about our men, we want to help them w/ their problems, as well. However, I really have a good understanding of men and I realize that no matter how much I might want for my man to talk to me when he's upset about something...tis better to leave him alone. Sometimes, after I leave him alone, he even, later, tells me what was bothering him. In this situation, tis best to just listen and only give advice when asked for it. I'm the same way, I don't want someone's advice unless I ask for it. Most of the time, I just need to vent.
  11. I got you beat, the tops of my ears don't fold over like normal. I'm a vulcan.
  12. Geez, that was long...but point made! Yup, women tend to analyze EVERYTHING. I know I'm guilty of it. I've had to train myself just to trust what I know. I know my boyfriend loves me and if he doesn't do or say something I think he should have, I've learned, for the most part, to brush it off and not bother myself w/ the long analytical process.
  13. I really don't know what to say. I don't think a golf game would cause' that much animosity. Men are funny and sometimes need their space. It's best to just let them be and let them come around after they've figured out whatever shit they needed to. If you pressure for them to talk, when they probably don't want to, it aggravates them even more. Like a guy, I get in these moods, as well, and as Skymama can tell you, I just leave and sit somewhere by myself for a little while and when I'm ready, I come back and join the crowd and have a good time. I look at it as, not wanting to bring anyone else down b/c I'm in a shitty mood, or, not wanting to be annoyed at chipper people when I'm pissed off. I always come back around and it almost never takes very long. I just like to be left alone during these times. Men are the same way, for the most part. However, even when they need their space, most would still respond with an, "I love you, too." Even when I'm pissed off or my boyfriend is pissed of, we can still profess our love to each other. So basically....there's no way to tell you for sure what's going on and the only advice I can offer is to give him his space and if he wants to later, he'll talk, if he doesn't, he'll bounce back soon enough. It's not necessary to always know what's bothering them. Men don't always need to talk about their problems the way women do. Give it a little time and keep us posted. I hope all is well, soon.
  14. Yea, that's what I heard, as well.
  15. Well, I got to see a little video from the event last night when I picked up BZ, until his battery died. However, the COOLEST shit I've seen yet, was Clint Clawson swooping his canopy across the ENTIRE pond and then landing on the back of an ATV being driven by JC. That shit is unbelievable. He needs to slow down and give other people a chance to catch up to his skill level....ha ha ha ha! They had a mini-competition after the swoop nationals that was one jump, best jump, wins the pool...that was the jump that Clawson landed on the ATV...it wasn't part of the competition but SHOULD HAVE BEEN...ha ha ha. UNREAL. He probably would have won the pool except I don't think they wanted to give him any more money...HA HA HA...he already won 7k in the swoop nationals.
  16. Simple, you date a skydiver. Skydivers, male and female, are the hottest catches around, anyways. I'm sorry for your break up, and I certainly don't want to trivialize it. I think it's not as difficult as you might think to manage both, and certainly the easiest way is to date a fellow jumper . Not to sound negative, but I've only seen a very few relationships work for skydivers and whuffo boyfriend/girlfriends. The couple I have seen work out, when one partner is a whuffo, usually it is b/c they live near the dz. and the boyfriend/girlfriend works at the dz, so it's just like any other job; they're gone during the day, but home at night. The relationships when one partner is gone jumping every weekend...unfortunately, I have yet to see one last. It's not that bad of a deal, though, b/c like i said, there's plenty of fish in the sea at the dz.
  17. Okay, no more teasing, tonight, I promise. I'm off to the airport to pick up my boy-toy....I assure you I won't be back online until work tomorrow
  18. It's not a mystery anymore...I just saw her on her webcam and boy did she ever give me show. Ask her to tune in...I don't think she charges for access.....YET!
  19. ***Beat me, SPANK me, MAKE me fly a Sabre!*** Yea, baby, You know who's boss.
  20. PLFXpert

    I'm so sorry

    Ohhhh, my freudian slip....I was gonna say...I don't wear a slip, silly.
  21. PLFXpert

    I'm so sorry

    Oh she'll get a big dick alright, Jt....I mean, stick.
  22. What? You mean that's not why everyone gets a Sabre? Am I missing something?