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    If there were a "How Self-Aware Are You?" test, I think I'd score big. The sad part is, I accept me flaws and all--even the selfishness. I don't view it as a bad thing, though plenty would disagree. And, then some of my closest friends/family would disagree that I could be labeled "selfish". But, I totally am. And I have no problem with that It's important to me, to keep ME happy. I don't see how that's a bad thing. I don't view it as a bad thing in others. I don't view a lot of things that have a negative connotation bad. But, I can smell bad from a mile away. Little things like this or that do not make you a bad person---I know people who seemingly are always doing the wrong thing, breaking laws, but I know are very good people. Then, you can have the complete opposite. The latter sickens me. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Oh my gosh, I'm SO aware of my tendency to serve myself Maybe that's why I tend not to judge others too quickly. Believe it or not, it's true Edited to add (to save me from myself): I believe you have to serve yourself before you can best serve others---generally speaking. Edited again to add: Damn. Now due to my own use of the phrase "Believe it or not" I can't get the All American Hero song out of my head.....Oh good, the Cher commercial just came on This is the song...for the lonely....can you heeaar me toooniiight This is strange and pointless, but for some reason I always laugh to myself what a mind reader would think as he/she was sitting as people walk past & reading their deepest thoughts. Then here I come singing some ridiculous song to myself. I ALWAYS have a ridiculous song in my head. I wake up with them. The other day I woke up singing my elementary school almamater song. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    A friend had her phone # personalized---I don't know how she was able to pick it but her residence phone # was 1Go-Jump. I thought that was cool. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Hate me, then, b/c I was born w/out the common sweet tooth and given a salt-tooth instead. I could devoure a bag of Ruffles....but cake and candy will rot in my pantry. I do love ice cream though. Mmmmmm, ice cream. Come to think of it, I do eat a lot of ice cream. Ice cream and Ruffles are gooood Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    It goes both ways. My boyfriend in first grade told on me when he saw me cheating on my spelling test (looking back, I can't believe I even knew how to cheat at that age!). Of course, I HAD to tell him he was a stupid head after that! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Maybe so, maybe so. Does yours even find these flaws charming??? Yesterday, he caught me in one of my "quirks". In fact, he was waiting for it---and I heard him coming down the hall and shouted "You stop right there!" and meant it! But, he did not stop right there, he came in laughing hysterically at me and then grabbed me and told me how much he loved me. Looks like my love-drugging works. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Loving that I was able to help us all bring out our "name" issues Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Shhhhh! My boyfriend has created me in his head to be an angel. Don't ruin it for me! He is blind to my obvious flaws Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I did mine. Was pretty close (if not dead-on) accurate. It's funny to me when people ask "So what did you pay for your home, if you don't mind me asking?" b/c it's none of your damn business, in my opinion, and you can just look it up on the property tax scrolls--who the actual owner is and what the purchase price was---if you're so interested. I was vindicated recently by looking up a friend of mine's residence. She was always bragging about her newly acquired things and how much $$$ she was making. I found out her husband's parent's were the "owners" of the property she worked so hard to buy herself. Ha! I wouldn't tell her I know, though. Some people need to have that "better than you" feeling. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    If it's any consolation, I get "you're totally not like I'd thought you'd be" all the time. I think this is a good thing, but then what the hell were they thinking of me before? I tend not to give a shit---my boyfriend "gets" me, and as long as he does, that's all that matters Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    My hunny doesn't like frogs. He'll help me capture a snake and re-locate it, but he thinks frogs are gross This totally amuses me. We run early in the mornings and for some reason there are always a lot of frogs on the sidewalk hanging out--he hops over them like a little girl and let's out a little "Ahhh!" as opposed to just stepping around them. Sooo funny. My dog loves frogs. He prefers dead ones on the street that have been run over by a car. I try to stop him from picking them up, but his tail starts wagging like crazy and he gets so excited when he sees a dead frog and grabs it before I can stop him. Then I have to tell him to "drop the frog". And that's my story... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I know--it just sounds evil, too, doesn't it? I once came across a video in my hunny's collection (he does video) titled "Staci's skydive". It was her tandem video. She looked evil and was SO not happy after her jump. How can you not be ecstatic after your first (and her last) ever jump??? Pure evil. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I don't like girls named Stacy. Every guy I ever dated was previously "in love" with a girl named Stacy---including the present boy-toy. My step mom is named Stacy and she is evil (well, was evil, we've grown past this stage now, but there's the still the name issue). I knew a guy in school named Stacy, and he was an asshole.
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    Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Sometimes...call me a grinch, but I get annoyed when given a gift most of the time. B/c most likely I won't want it or have use for it, yet am then required to find a place for it so it can take up space, which is usually in the "re-gift" stock pile in the closet that inevitable ends up at Goodwill if it hasn't been re-gifted by the end of the quarter. So you see, said present is like giving me "work" for Christmas or Valentines or whatever the day may be. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    You need...

    PLFXpert replied to Katherine's topic in The Bonfire

    OK so this was the second link. The first said "Carrie needs to get to the hospital". But, this was nice---starts out sweet, then gets naughty, then frighteningly knows I played Varsity Volleyball in H.S. Edited to add link: http://www.wildscorpy.com/comments.php?id=126_0_1_0_C Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Right now, hearing Michael Buble' croon one more song Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    procrastination Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Yes, we should dedicate a thread to "loving what you got". I purposely walk out after a shower and do a tease for my hunny. Like "Oops, I dropped my towel" and bend over to pick it up. I warn him before I get dressed so he can come kiss what he wants before it gets hidden from the public eye He never gets tired of my antics Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Yes, I could add that as an exception to the rule. But, I don't tend to get offended easily unless there's uninvited touching/grabbing. Otherwise, I typically have a smart ass comment in return. I've never gotten that one though by a stranger...but strangely I've heard "nice tits" more than a few times (and I'm part of the "B" is for beautiful club, so to be honest, I was more inclined to say "Thank you!" and smile then get pissed) And they did look fabulous even if I do say so myself. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Back in high school/early college I can't remember paying for a thing But, those were the days when you went out for drinks/dancing, not so much dinner. We split bills down the middle, typically, and have never argued over finances. But, there's still something about "the man" taking the bill when it's brought to the table. I wouldn't' want to take that away from him. So I buy groceries, other things, and when the dinner bill comes, he always pays and I feel like I'm being treated. It's a good system Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    You know, that one works for me, strangely Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Every rose has its thorn. I'm thorny Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    That's a good one, but I prefer "You're mine" like my hunny e-mailed me this morning from his office. It's so declaritive and demanding and resisting can be fun especially once taken over Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    I'm a big card person, too. I send them mostly but LOVE receiving them. It's like reading little notes telling you how wonderful and loved you are...who doesn't love that? But, presents? Valentines? Ehhhhh. If I want something, I'll buy it myself. I feel the same way about buying something for someone not knowing if I completely just wasted my $$$. I'm not a big fan of gift exchanges. But, I do love when my hunny gets me that one thing I would have never thought of to buy myself but then somehow can't live without after I open it. I don't know how he does that. He's amazing. I just buy him these killer jeans he loves, but would never buy himself. That's just how we roll.... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.