PLFXpert

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  1. I bet you have some STOR-IES from hauling campus ass Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. The eye is wiser Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. Well, that was the other thing I figured Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. So you're rich? How you doin'? SOOOOOOOOO kidding, people Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. I picked the funniest one. You are hilaroius! And, yes, not very creative Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. I figured that...but didn't know your last name. You left two variables. You can't solve the equation with only one known and two variables! Edit to your edit: It's been done before...I believe it was Marilyn Manson, but he had ribs removed...I don't think you've had ribs removed Edited again to add: What is the longest thread EVER and how do I beat their thread with my amazing thread? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Are you sure? Look what my powers are already doing to you. I am robbing your hat this very moment of your ability to spell! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. #1! You have a kermit-complex Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. #2. #1 assumes you've HAD a date Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. It was! I was going to guess #3 until I decided to read on if someone else already did
  11. Wrong again! Suckers! I have all my fingers--in full, intact ANSWER: The tops of my ears don't fold. Only once in my life has anyone actually noticed it w/out me first pointing it out. That one person noticed b/c.....I can't wear a ball cap w/out tucking my ears under the hat The Vulcan part was a bit much....they don't point like Spock, but I like to think of it as an indication of my Spock-like intelligence Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. This is both hilarious, and yet makes me a little ferclempt You are so cute Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. Come on...it's your turn...play with me, plllleeeeease! I will tell you the correct answer after you play, or if someone guesses correctly
  14. Nope! But I figured that'd be the most believable. My legs are perfectly even, thank-you-very-much Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. Are you serious? You're f'ing with me, right? This can't be....who....who is R C? This is NOT fun anymore Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. The "Fact or Crap" thread reminded me of a game to get-to-know each other. Of the three statements below, two are false, one is fact. If you guess, you must state 3 on yourself next 1. My ears do not fold at the top and are instead flat like a Vulcan. 2. I am missing the tip of my right-hand pinky finger. 3. My left leg is 1 inch shorter than my right. Well? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. all things delicious? Not again.... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. Oh dear...I have a complex now...is roasted chicken supposed to stand for something? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. I still haven't seen the part in the movie Fear where supposedly Mark Walberg's character sticks the family dog's bloodied head through the doggy door. A friend tipped me off before I saw it and every time since I've closed my eyes, covered my ears and quietly sang "Mary had a little Lamb" to myself (something I have done in these situations since childhood). Does that answer your question?
  20. PLFXpert

    Confess!

    Oh geez....I can hear Jimminy Cricket singing now alongside Krisanne...and always let your conscience be your guide Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. If applied correctly, whips will do. I'm far too fond of my hands and feet-lock position for chains Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. I don't get it? Edited to add: Yes, yes, get video! Be sure to include use of foil hat Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. Ahhhh, grasshoppa Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.