PLFXpert
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It was a metaphor... But, please, school me speed-racer Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oh, excuse me sir, did you say you droped something? Let me get that for you...
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Your balance is in the negative, turtle-boy Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Can't hear you....
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Oh my gosh, she is so cute. I don't have a picture of my Zoe' to attach, but she's all white on her bottom-half and legs, but her top-half is a mix of grey and gold. She's so cute, but really schizo She will not chase the squirrels but chatter at them. Sabre, is super-fluffy mostly black, with solid white and gold tiger stripes. He's absolutely beautiful---but a little overweight---he gets his own sushi dinner on sushi night. (Zoe' is usually playing outside). He will chase Sasha and Sasha always gets away (she hops on the fence. Sabre has never discovered he's a cat and could also scale a fence if he tried---he's never tried in the 3 years I've lived here). Then, once tired, you can find them both laying next to one another on the patio---seriously. It's really funny. We have pictures, but not on my computer. I'm really bad at that But, it's a good story, no? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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You have a cat, Zoe'? Me, too! Zoe' and Sabre are my two precious pussy-cats No, I have never seen a squirrel "go in". I feed a very sweet squirrel, whom I named Sasha (b/c only a female could be as ballsy as her), peanuts every time she stops in for a bite from the bird feeder I put up outside so the cats can bird-watch Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oh my gosh, had it not been for this sentence: I would be kicking your bootie right now! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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'nough said Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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OK....I forget which comic....but this reminds me of a bit some guy did about seeing a movie for the first time years after it came out and wanting to talk about it. It was funny....but you'll never know b/c I don't remember the exact punchlines. And that's my story.... Edited to add: It's a "role" Tom Hanks played, not a "roll" GOSH! See sig line, please Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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OK, in all seriousnes....did you check under the stove, the dishwasher, the fridge, or anything it could have slipped under? These sort of situations really drive me insane
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Must be an acronym GTA, please take note of exactly WHAT an acronym should look like Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Peanut butter MUST be kept in the fridge---yes, ours is "all natural", just peanuts and not all that high fructose corn syrup crap in your nasty peanut butter Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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This just happened last night. We went for sushi (damn you sushi-thread starter) and a lady was in front of us picking up her order (we were just ordering and then waiting for the take-out). She left her phone. And after she left it kept ringing and ringing and ringing. The manager just left it there. So, my hunny looked on the phone ID and it said last calls "HOME" so he called back and said, "Yes, did someone just call this phone?" and the lady screamed back "YES! I DID! THAT'S MY PHONE, FUCKER!" Ha! Then, my hunny politely explained he was at the sushi place and she must have left it there. She was grateful Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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That's hilarious! I don't loose things, but when in deep thought about something else, I've been known to put things away wrong---like the juice in the pantry and the trail mix in the fridge. I found my toothbrush in the vitamin cabinet the other day But those moments are few are far between, thank goodness. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I've said this before as we've had MANY sushi threads.... But I don't get tired of talking about my favorite cuisine I LOVE sashimi & sushi. We order take-out from THE BEST sushi-joint in the entire world every Thursday night (they have ruined me on all other sushi places---super, super fresh, special rice, real wasabi...the nines, baby, the nines!), and sometimes other nights in addition. My favorite roll has to be a spicy tuna (sidenote: 99% of my favorites are raw) Favorite sashimi is sockeye salmon and white tuna. Mmmmmmmmm......I'm SO craving sushi right now, damn you Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oooo, this is getting juicy again... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Haven't turned it on yet. At the moment, my hair is dry. No need to blow it. Edited to add: B/c I was so inclined, I just turned it on. Test shows no buzzing sound.
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The funniest part is, it came with this extra little piece---which I figured out where it goes easy enough, yet did not quite understand its purpose. I opened the literature that came with said dryer in pursuit of a description of extra piece's usage. I did not find such a description, however, anywhere in the booklet. Apparently it is ASSUMED I should know what the extra piece is for, yet warns me repeatedly, just in case I'm a dumbass, not to use the dryer while bathing Edited to add: This disturbance requires some Bengay Oh, and by the way, tin foil hat-master---It IS a mnemonic. GOSH! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I still oppose the use of this mnemonic. I mean, there's just nothing hot about lamb. RL is hot, ergo I do not think of lamb. Red Licorice, maybe. Raspberry Lollipop, perhaps. Romaine Lettuce? Mmmmm, no, but it is definitely better than iceberg. Anything is better than roasted lamb Anywho, I bought a new blow dryer today. I wanted one of those ionic, defusing technilogically advanced air-blowers The first three warnings on the label: Do not use while bathing. Do not use while showering. Do not use while near a wet surface. I found this humorous and wanted to share Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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As I re-read my amazing thread this morning, this still stands out, by far, as the funniest post ever. I mean, I'm reading along...it's fun....it's funny....and then BWAAAAAHHHHAHAHA! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I am the Queen of TMI I don't embarass easily---if at all, really. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I don't hate anyone....but I definitely make fun of just about everyone, self included. But, I only REALLY make fun of those I love
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The "Gosh!" thing has really stuck. We use this daily. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I was SO thinking that. But, I like Jumper03. I didn't want to go there.... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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GOSH! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.