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  1. You didn't get it. I know what a scrunchy is, silly. And I've banned them from within 100 feet of me I'm currently in love with this clear rubber band that is soft on your hair/doesn't catch on it, but once you've wrapped your hair all around and back and forth until it's complete organized craziness, you can't see what's holding it all together. I LOVE them. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. If done right, a slicked back, tight, sleek bun can be very HAUTE. But, agreed---not right on grannies Bobbi, I feel compelled, as a friend, to ask you---a scrunchy???
  3. I get myself Harry & David every Christmas. I'm thinking of signing myself up for the fruit-of-the-month thing. Believe it or not, I'm not a sweets person. Tough to believe, I know, as I'm so full of sweet sugar I only like extra dark chocolates. Everyone seems to love their sweets, but I'm completed sold on their fruits, nuts, cheeses & mustards. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. Hey now, I love me some *buns*. Seriously, I wear mine in all sorts of crazy buns all the time. I get complimented as if I take time or something---as I'm sure any other girl can relate---when you've had long hair your entire life, you can do just about anything to your head, including a masterful fish-bone french braid in a matter of seconds Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. I admit, I am fully on-board with the Sean-Connery-is-super-sexy bandwagon. That is---until I heard him make some incredibly old-school inferior remarks about women. What a bummer and sex-appeal killer. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. Where the hell did you go to school? Remind me to stop in that town sometime! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Reminds me of Long Duck Dong in Sixteen Candles. That movie still ranks at the top of my all-time favorites list. I never get tired of seeing the rerun on TBS Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. I wish I were kidding: There was a woman where I worked in high school named: Fachina Hair (first name pronounced Fa-China). Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. I joke with my friends they will see me at the BINGO tables when I'm 80 years old with my same long hairstyle (if you call long & straight a style). I've tried short cuts several times---all were pains in the ass (required some sort of styling) and none looked good--imo. I used to see an older woman jogging all the time when I was little. I remember her b/c, not only was she fit and running at her age, but she always had this long, silky, sparkling gray-white ponytail---and I always admired her. God-willing, that will be me, too, 50 years from now Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. Hair, bald, both are fine with me. I think men worry WAY too much about this. Hair is a far more sensitive issue for women than men. Women are far less likely to care if a man goes bald/has a receeding hair line. In fact, some women find it incredibly sexy. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. Mine, too. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. Then I shall be AlexCrowley Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. I'd be the all mighty & powerful HH Now, what to do during my one-day rein...... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. PLFXpert

    Xango juice

    Yes, I've read about mangosteen and citrofolia (main ingedient in Noni Juice.) I wouldn't go so far as to say (imo) "cures diseases" but I think any powerful/potent antioxidants are extremely beneficial. I drink a glass of POM juice daily ($10 bottle, 1 1/2 bottles usually/week). As I've said before, greens, omega-3', antioxidants & water are my top 4 swear-bys Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. I got that on all three rounds, too. Another one on all three rounds was "more than 5 partners" to which my answer is also "No". And the orgy question I had on all three rounds--another "No". I didn't have any "No"s other than those that I can remember....I don't get it. But, not dissapointed, either I'm an angel---just like my Oma used to tell me Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. or a double-click Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. BRB, going in for a second round Back---Round 1--70%, Round 2--59%, Round 3--62% I really thought I'd accomplished something on Round 2, as I answered yes on almost every question. It's the damn orgy and ass-licking questions that are apparantly keeping me so pure. Once again: Masterbated with someone else in the room? Yes. Licked a man's asshole? No I don't feel compelled to either. I suppose whatever does the trick---but some of ya'll need a LOT of help doing the trick apparently Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. I really did, I guess. Yey for me. I feel like Pretty Woman hiding floss in her hand Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. It's true, it's true. More than 3 positions? Yes. Masterbated? Yes. Licked an asshole? No. Sex with a third person in the bed? No. Apparantely you have to have a big ass-licking orgy to get a fireball Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. You could stick a cockroach in a diamond ring and I still wouldn't touch it. (kidding, of course) Edited to add: Reminds me of my favorite joke, but I forget how it goes---you know, something like "If they're slapping her on the ass, you're in there." or something like that. It's true---and it's THE BEST! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. Here I was all warm & fuzzy looking at sno balls and weiner dogs.... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. The sad part is, I knew what was coming and I still laughed
  23. I got a 70%---and since an angel appeared---I feel it's my God-given duty to not stop until I've cleansed every last inch of every one of you! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. You're killng me Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  25. I am the same way, RL. But, I've found it is an utter waste of time trying to convince people of this. We're just special Edited to add: Above in response to: Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.