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It's very interesting. It tickles a little--then gets really hot. I am alone, though, so no manly experimentation is possible. I will try self-stimulation and return with my findings momentarily Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Bengay on my coochie. Seriously....I have a pulled IT band (common in runners) and rubbed some bengay on my leg as I was pre-run streching. When I put my tight running pants on, some must have rubbed off my leg onto the crotch as I was pulling them up This is crazy! And I thought ya'll would be the exact folk who would appreciate this predicament to its full potential Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Me, too! "Claree, this is football! All people care about is touchdowns & injuries. They don't give a damn about that grape shit!" Edited to add: The football reference in the quote keeps on topic since you will find cheerleaders at a football game Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I even considered being an egg donor---at the time my description was in high demand. But, then I read about the hormones. Yikes! None of my ideas lasted more than a thought or first try. I ended up resulting to actually working (swim instructor) and selling just about everything of value I had (who needs a bunch of stuff to lug around when you're in college?). I did NOT charge any of my hobbies to a credit card. That's just how I roll.... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Oh you can't pee then! That's the best part! Seriously hilarious! Reminds me of Olympia Dukakis in Steel Magnolias when Claree says, "If you don't have anything nice to say about somebody, come sit by me" Love her in that movie! I love Weeza, too. What a great movie!

Plasma is the real $-maker! But, unfortunately due to low blood sugar levels, I was unable to complete said plasma donation The fruit juice they gave me was free, though! Edited to add: As a sidenote--having viewed the 20 or 30 people in the plasma donation room....I will just say, Lord please spare me from EVER needing a plasma donation! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Oh, I haven't been watching the Olympics. Ha! BOR-ING! I saw them on the Today show. I think the segment took place at a hockey game. I was in the "circle of friends" that included the cheerleaders in high school--by default. I have never understood this concept, however, but find it highly entertaining. Perhaps that's the idea---I LOVE before they go to break during televised college & pro football games when they close up on the cheerleader "Gooooo Team. Let's go team. Come On! Let's go!" Wooooo!" It always makes me laugh. I love cheerleaders Edit: Need to add a hyphen in "BORING". It's better that way Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

That's hilarious. The best part? No words. Just sounds like "Hooooooooooraaah!" The second best part would be the horrible customes. And third would be watching them bounce around on ice. I love it! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Seriously. In college trying to pay for skydiving, scuba, let alone food, I tried many quick, easy and often very interesting ways of making a buck. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Ditto! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Care is 60% gay. Congratulations. You scored right in the middle and are a happy, well-adjusted hetero babe! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I got VERY good at saying "Well, Hello!" right on que. I'm just they moved on to a new commercial. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I agree with this statement 100%. Just wanted you to know Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Try teaching them to read. I used to. All four years of college for an hour/day I was a volunteer at the local elementary school for 1st-grade SLD kids. Most had ADD. Learning to read is a feat in itself at that age. Trying to teach reading to a child with ADD is a whole different world. But, I enjoyed it. And it was very rewarding. What sort of questions did you have? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I like how your uncle operates---he's beaten the system. New housewares every 4 years for free! I can't tell you how many times I've thought about this---I've been together w/ my hunny for 5.5 years--lived together for 4.5. His mother finally just up and bought us a new dish/glass set. Ha! B/c I refused to buy one---b/c it's just not fair that everyone else gets to shoot a little gun and then have the set of their dreams magically appear (not that I care about dishes---I'm not that kind of girl---but damn it, I'm still not buying them when others get them for free!), oh and the cute bath & bedroom decors. I have no issues with not being married---but I've thought about it so many times just for the free shit Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

That's hilarious. Do you get paid for that? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Nutritionally = Starch Botanically = Vegetable Ethically = Not ever again in this lifetime Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Ordinarily I'd say "Nonya damn business" But, I'm so excited over my new purchase---a 2006 H3 in boulder grey metallic. Sooooo haute Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Exactly! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I would say I use "pussy" but just realized I never use that word in reference to my Virginia (which is what I call mine), but instead use the term as more of a euphemism for a scaredy-cat. Ie: Don't be a pussy, just do it! I've been known to say "coochie" a lot, as in short-shorts are "coochie-cutters" or "that hit me in my coochie". Penis is always "dick" to me. However, much like my use of the term pussy, I also use this mostly as a euphemsim for an asshole or an annoying individual. Ie: "Joe, you're such a dick". I don't care much for the term "cock". It's a royal turn-off for me. A throbbing dick sounds far more appealing than a throbbing cock. The latter sounds whorish to me. For boobs, it's mostly "na-na's". On occasion I might use "tits" or if they're really big "Ca-chongas". I sincerely hope this helps your quest, RL Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I want to be a casserole! That's funny! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I knew it! Any moment of true uninhibited emotion requires the "F" word! That was fucking hilarious! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

Edited to add: WARNING--thread hijack. Not a cell phone abuser, but worse---the crying child. We were having lunch at this great local pizza joint--the table behind us had this little boy that, no kidding, looked straight from (the awful) movie, The Grudge. He even looked at us and did the "Ahhhhh!" Creepy. But, then it started.....the crying, the screaming, the relentless fit. The parents DID NOTHING! At one point the father picked up the child and the child slapped him in the face. The father only said, "That's enough, hunny" in a ridiculously calm voice. Everyone in the pizza place was pulling their hair out, staring at the table of the crying child, rolling their eyes, being SO OBVIOUS that the appropriate thing to do would be remove your asshole child from the restaurant. It went on, and on, and on for the entire time we were there. I have no idea why management didn't ask them to leave---don't they reserve the right to refuse service? As we were leaving the father said, not looking us in the eye---"Uh, sorry for the noise". I can't stand cell phone abusers, either, but I'll take one ANY DAY over the screaming child. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I give him a 10---Great form! That was super-cute Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

I thought it was hilarious. "I like your sleeves." "Gosh!" Seriously funny movie. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.