PLFXpert

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  1. OK. The girl will bleach her ass hairs, but rubbing her pussy is just wrong Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. ***I start laughing and blow it. *** OK, you're just making this TOO easy Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. Yes, I am. Literally. Dirty flippin minds! Gosh! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. come-hither-so-I-can-bite-you-vampire-avatar-looking-beauty OK, I coudln't help myself. I can only go mean for so long. I had to end nicely Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. Seriously...my poor kitty DID get in a fight today. Some asshole tomcat came prancing his shit around my yard and my adorable, fluffy, fat cat went at it with him. Poor thing. He was so traumatized. My baby. My poor pussy. I cuddled him, though, and now he is fine.
  6. Ice cold bitch Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Ehhh Emm..... Why is this thread not at the top? It's boobies, people. BOOBIES. Can we all get our minds in the gutter for just a night please? GOSH! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. Please....please attack away Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. Oh GFD....I am so disappointed. Did you really start a thread on ice skating??? Here in FLOR-I-DA, it's called inline, hunny Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. Flippin. It MUST be flippin. I will flip my shit if you say the other one more time, mister Oh...and the song is "Freedom", not "Think". Get with the program, son Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  11. Thank you! Gosh! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. OK. I totally disagree with the Ricki Lake comparison.... But I still love ya And yes, I find the rocker chick strangely hot...like that thread "if you were to go lesbian" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. How is this possible??? Never? Never had a girl scout cookie? Oh my gosh, what is this world coming to? I thought the girl scouts were big EVERYWHERE....like even Somalia you'll find a rumpled box on the ground somehwere in the desert Those lil' greedy bitches don't miss a street, even a dirt one I'm SO kidding, folks. It's been a rough day Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. Me, too. I enjoy a good Thin Mint, too. In generaly (don't hate me...well OK, hate me if you want) I do not have a sweet tooth....AT ALL. I love ice cream. But, it's a bag of Ruffles that is my downfall every time
  15. I was once told I look like Paris Hilton. And I was never more offended in all my life Seriously....she has NO class Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. OK, ya'll aren't talking about Ricki Lake are you? B/c she looks nothing like Ricki Lake. Hello? Hairspray? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. Ooo, I was *almost* so pissed. B/c I read so quickly I thought you were calling the rocker chick "overweight" and I, personally, LOVE her figure.
  18. I like you. Excellent! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  19. Ok, in all seriousness.....I DO NOT enjoy belts I still love you, though. And the hand, well...it really does it for me. Why use props? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. Oooo, a loufa...that sounds interesting OK, please forgive me tonight folks...I had a shitty day. I need to unwind....and this is me unwinding... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. Oooooo. Lord, hunny child. I am SO game Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  22. How is this possible? You loose your "guy"....well, you loose your "anything" card Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. I knew someone would say Halle Barry in Swordfish. What a jip. A big hooplah over a pair of na-nas. Come on! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. Yes....yes I do Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.