PLFXpert

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  1. Bullshit. Excuse me. Hey, I'm a lady and I say "excuse me"
  2. surfice? Oh my gosh I love you! You're hilarous. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  3. My cookies....My cookies.....My cookies....not my cookies Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. I would now like to take this opportunity to tell ya'll I LOVE you for loving the Idol. You make me feel so accepted Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. I dont' like "freakin" either "Flippin" is the only acceptable substitute for me. Or just say "Fuck" damn it OK, seriously Bobbi...why is it your "ass" threads and "fuck language" threads seem to interest me most? I'm so ashamed Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. Are you fucking kidding me? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. I agree. I find it disturbing to hear a young child speak that way. I just.....I just love the word "fuck" though. I can't help myself. I'm classy, I swear I really am...
  8. Wooo-hoooo! I win, you bastards loose. Just TRY and get my cookies, boys Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  9. Oooo, you're rusty and want to use bad words with me in-person.... I could have fun with this But, alas, my lover is home cooking my dinner (he's a FABULOUS cook, but don't tell him I told you) and my dirty mind shall remain his Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  10. I smile ALL the time. I smile at EVERYONE all the time. They don't always smile back. But, I don't care. Tis better to smile than not at all
  11. "colorful metaphor" Bor-ing I will never forget a day out visiting with my mom. I was 9 years old. We were at Barnes and Noble. I saw Howard Stern's new book on the shelf. I had heard something on a morning talk show and repeated it VERY loudly to my mother's embarassment: "Hey mom! Is that Howard Stern's new book? He said he's hung like a horse in that one!" I had no idea what that meant Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  12. Good! I can't stand the "N" word. Ordinarily I'm not so PC...I love variety, love thy neighbor and all that shmack but I have no problem with making fun of our obvious differences in a light-hearted way. Laughter is a HUGE requirement for daily sustinance for me. But, I can't help it, I don't like the "N" word or the "other 'F'" word used for gays. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. OK, are we really all that bored to look into the origins of "Fuck". My philosphy on the issue: Just do it Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  14. Ooooooo, you're in so much trouble. I hope they're not Semoas (sp?) I would actually kill a girl scout for her Semoas Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  15. Mos def!!! And I certainly wouldn't mind it at all Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. Yes, but it's rare that I actually go . Usually I go for Simon. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  17. I absolutely LOVE rocker girl's voice. I have a raspy lower-toned voice like that (but don't sing like her. She's amazing), so I'm biased of course, but I think she rocks....get it? Rocks? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. No, and no thank you Christina actually has talent. Jessica's dumbassedness is fake and annoying. In response to Ashtanga: You're the best and hilarious!
  19. Fever, Freedom. Sheesh! Ayla was bad. Rocker chick good. Hopefully I simplied that enough so as not to confuse myself anymore Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. I can't stand "friggin" Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. What choo talkin' bout, Willis??? I thought Ayla was horrible last night singing Heart And rocker girl was amazing
  22. I can't remember ever getting anything in my mouth for bad language. My ass was permanately blue as a child, but no soap in mouth I did, however, develop really bad language later in life. I became a royal potty mouth in the high school years. I had an epiphany at one point that I sound very unclassy speaking that way and successfully weaned myself away from the colorful language. I still use the F word here and there. There's just no good substitute for that one But, you will catch me saying "flippin" a lot, as in "I flippin love that" Which just means I love it a lot Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  23. Oh yes, I'm an artist myself. I used to spend summers in the mountains with a great artist & family friend and paint, draw, design various things. I always took art & photography, etc. in school, though magazine journalism was my major (as well as two others). Anywho....my point, in case your were wondering...is that I KNOW just how funny the artsy-fartsys can be. It's their artwork, their creative design, their masterpiece. To hell with everything else. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  24. and I was worried I was the only one who loved that show. Yey! There is no question I couldn't I have a royal problem with authority. If I'm not the authority, that's a problem (Just kidding) But, I have too much love for myself to be treated that way. Having said that, I love watching him treat others that way And I'm sorry for that flaw in myself Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  25. Yes to all of you in regard to Kelly Pickler. She is my ultimate definition of sexy b/c she just is and is not trying to be. She's cute, funny, humble = hot!