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The three hammer technique is the same way they make swords. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I didn't know they could talk. I usually just hum to them. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

While we're at it - "death defying" gets used too much. I think if at least 51% who attempt something fail to die, it doesn't count. Walking out of your house is 'death defying' in someone's definition. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Hmmm...picking up other people's trash while walking somewhere is pretty much a daily thing. Gave a hitch-hiker a ride and some cash. Changed a tire for someone on the freeway. I don't think being my teen daughter's humble servant really counts.

Two old ladies were laying in the bed One rolled over to the other and said I wanna be an Airborne Ranger Live the life of sex and danger Sex and danger was later changed to guts and danger. Then the whole cadence was dropped. I also remember when the Ft. Benning Officer's Club had a bar and grill in the basement with topless waitresses. Commanding General's wife put a stop to it. We had hoped the new CG would bring it back. No joy. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Hope it is the best one yet! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I spent too much time dwelling on that issue yesterday. I was mildly depressed the rest of the day. Now, the dratted clouds will not let me go jump my blues away. Rats. Somebody post pictures of beautiful women to distract me. Quick!

I think street luge looks like great fun. If you want to get the 'extreme' back into it, just don't use closed roads. Have a plan to escape the cops. You might even find a road where you could fail to make the turn and run off a cliff for a BASE jump unexpectedly. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

SIR! Put your hands where we can see them and back away from the computer and sharp objects! Point to where you keep your medications! Don't make any sudden movements! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I've known, made up and forgotten plenty over the years. The one I never understood started out "two old ladies were laying in the bed. One rolled over to the other and said." Of course, if they were young ladies, I would have found it wildly erotic. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table." And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Proof that Men Have Better Friends... Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Or get laid so I don't spend so much time romancing my imagination. Thanks for the compliment, though. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I think you meant the male to female ratio makes the women inaccessible; right? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I somehow missed that thread. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

One year ago today, the most wonderful judge in the world signed my divorce paperwork. I was in Iraq at the time. I have to find some way to celebrate. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Turtle - I haven't been on a date in a long while. I was enjoying the imagery while I typed. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I would not assume to speak for 'most guys' since I am a bit of an odd duck. But I decided to answer this question for myself. I do not care to offend anyone. If you enjoy your paint, please don't let my opinion take that away from you. I have always found that the most beautiful thing in nature or the imagination is the soft, smooth skin of a woman wrapped around the distincly feminine curves of her body. Whether it is a shoulder revealed by a carelessly draped shirt; the line of the spine in a low back dress; the length of the neck glimpsed under cascading hair; the erotic pleasure of the line of the breast; or the gentle swell of the hips rising from the waist that invites the hands to touch - it is all perfect. I have never seen the work of the finest artist that was able to improve on nature in this respect. Indeed; when my eye roams over these amazing creations of nature, finding someone has scrawled their idea of art or humor over a previously perfect canvas almost appals me. Again, this is just me. If your ink brings you joy, it is good. But it should be for yourself that you do this. Guys who have told me that they like ink on a woman have also expressed that they thought it indicated a wild side. It was therefore not an aesthetic thing, but an indicator that sex would follow. As I heard one comedian say: "When I go clubbing, I look for a woman with a tattoo. I need a woman who can make a decision she will later regret." I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

I haven't been on a date in a long time. But I have half decided that when I find someone worth asking out, the first date will be a jump. It will be worth the money to find out if she can hang. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Hey Charity! So sorry. I didn't know it was your birthday until I saw this. I hope it was the best one yet. Miss your wit on the BB. dwj I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

June 14th! 235 years. For those of you who are quick on math; you are right. We had an Army in 1775. We would be English subjects for another year after that. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

/2/1 Not sure where the beer icon is. I finished my 'A' License. Finally! I started over two years ago before a 15 month deployment to Iraq. With the return, divorce, single father, PCS and such, I've been busy. I was very pleased to get this first milestone under my belt. Hope everyone had a great weekend. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Get ye to ye ol' bike shop! They should have a device to measure the distance between your bones (you just sit on it) and tell you what size saddle you need. And clearly the proper shorts are needed. In the interim, anything to reduce chaffing should help. I've known of people to use a small amount of vaseline. (Shut up, Turtle. I know you want to comment.) I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke.." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same.." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress.. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.." I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

Damn. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.