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What would it take to liven up the bonfire today?
davjohns replied to d_squared431's topic in The Bonfire
Obviously, lascivious pictures always work. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
Scotland Releases Lockerbie Terrorist Bomber
davjohns replied to JohnRich's topic in Speakers Corner
Let's try again - Mr. Herrera was stopped in his girlfriend's car as he was speeding away from the murder of Officer Rucker. Mr. Herrera's Social Security Card was found lying beside Officer Rucker. Officer Rucker had been shot in the head. At the subsequent stop, Mr. Herrera shot Officer Carrisalez. Officer Carrisalez died of his wounds, but not before identifying a picture of Herrera. Officer Carisalez's partner also identified Herrera. Herrera had Rucker's blood on his pants and his vehicle. Herrera wrote a letter that implied he committed the murders. Herrera was convicted of murdering Carrisalez based on victim identification, eye witness identification and other evidence. Herrera plead guilty to the murder of Rucker. Two state appeals, one federal habeas corpus and ten years later, Herrera came up with an affidavit from his dead brother's cell mate and another from the dead brother's lawyer saying that the brother might have admitted to the murders before HE was murdered eight years previous. The SCOTUS ruled that the procedure used to seek relief was not available to the Defendant and recommended another one in the opinion. Innocent is not a word I would use to describe Mr. Herrera in this lifetime. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
I still enjoyed the mental picture! Flip her and turn her? I like the new mental picture myself. "Any way to make a soft bed more firm?" Viagra? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
davjohns replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
We have a winner. Anyone else wants to play in the greatest DZ.com game of all times, Please send me a pic. I will crop it and post. What did I win? There was a plane? I'm at work, so I can't go back and check. I really did not see a plane. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
John, I have a rule against lusting after women who are taken and I respect you both, but you are making this more difficult than it has to be. And you are my hero. :) I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
davjohns replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
cstaffa - She asked about the boobie thread and she has freckles. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
[Sniff.] [Wipe away a tear.] I love happy endings. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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And why would those "fascist heroes" be "well at blame", Lucky? It was a straight party vote in Congress - all Dems and "Indies". If you bothered beiong honest for once and posted teh entire thought, you would see that I illustrated the inaction from the RW maggotted politicians led to the Dems forcefeeding this SOB thru, reconcilliation style. Your heroes saying, "WOW, it's AFU" and yet doing nothing led to whatever comes of this HC Bill and all the subsequent adjustments. Bring total garbage like GWB forward as pres creates an extreme opposite reaction. FDR is a great example, 4 presidential wins, never gave up 100EV's. So quit crying about the mess you and yours engineered. Did President Bush just get blamed for the Health Care Reform Bill debacle? I wish people wouldn't drink and post. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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I wonder if that's a fortunate goat? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Awesome Russian Singer! A MUST See (if you like to LOL)
davjohns replied to sundevil777's topic in The Bonfire
Where was the ventriloquist? I swear that guy's jaw moved just like a ventriloquist's dummy. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
Now THAT was funny. Video and response. If only SC was that amusing, I'd participate. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Just the mark of the site I used to make it. No inference there. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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I don't think I could get myself to enter anywhere that sells that. :) Check out the attachment before Oly makes me take it down. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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I've been to the pet store recently. Didn't see anything like that. Where the heck are you shopping? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?" The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue .. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.' I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Smart girl. Good answer. Put that way, I retract my previously expressed opinion. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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The picture in Taco Bell was in uniform, but not of my rear. I seem to recall a picture of someone's rear in Calvin Kleins. Considering the previous pics posted here were bare bottoms, that was what I was referencing. Still, I do not have the pic of the Calvins anymore. I'll see what I can do. OK. Posted to BBM, Charity and Deedy. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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I don't think my employer would be amused. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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There are no pictures of my rear. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Never noticed. Thanks. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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uhh, yeah... sure, coupon-clipping... thats what i was talking about Better give her the kid safety scissors for your own safety. She cant cut thru the rope with those right? Well played. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Is this one of those Boards where you can't ask...
davjohns replied to skyrider's topic in The Bonfire
I quit the SC because it seemed to be the 'mindless bickering' forum. Polite debate seemed a lost cause. Never try to teach a pig to sing and all. I've never been warned or banned. I wonder if I need to change something? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. -
Haven't been yet. They aren't far away. Somebody post next time they have a big event planned. We'll get together there. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Nothing wrong with coupons. But you don't know the other person and they don't know you. Probably best to let them get to know that you are thrifty and not cheap before you whip out the coupon organizer. Just my suggestion. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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Adventures in dating - a chronicle of a first date
davjohns replied to k-dubjumps's topic in The Bonfire
You already are. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.