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  1. More conservative on BBM? Really? I don't see pictures of your bare jublies on HERE. I haven't posted a pic of my boobs on the bbmsgr yet... FIFY I have. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. "I'm sorry. That was pretty quick. Can I see your ID again? I need to inspect it closely. Lots of guys pretending to be cops lately. No? Let me call 911 and get a unit out here. I wouldn't want anyone to pretend to be a cop when they aren't. There will have to be a police report and everything. You weren't in a hurry, were you? I'm sure they can have a supervisor out here within a reasonable amount of time. Of course, I would be gone by now if you hadn't decided to take this route." I had a guy park in my reserved parking spot one time. I parked behind him. He came and found me. He was mad. I was perfectly happy. He invited me outside. I enthusiastically accepted. I fight for fun. He realized I was far too eager and he couldn't backpedal fast enough. I told him I would be working late that night. He could leave then. His supervisor called me a few minutes later. He appologized for the guy and asked me nicely if I would let the guy out. I was happy to comply. I really didn't want to do anything but make a point until the guy got sideways. Then, I had a whole new point to make. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. Innocent of, but not above? I would like a definition of the word 'innocent' please. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. If this offends your political religion, feel free to substitute another name. dwj A good Catholic Joke The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope backhanded the wench and ... The Crowd Roared & Cheered Wildly!! Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. Ahem. What? Oh, nothing. Just clearing my throat. That's all. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. And for people who thought things would go crazy if Billy were a mod...guess who runs the BBM group? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. More conservative on BBM? Really? I don't see pictures of your bare jublies on HERE. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. Hard to believe he said this 100 years ago... "There is a class of colored people who make a business of keeping the troubles, the wrongs, and the hardships of the Negro race before the public. Some of these people do not want the Negro to lose his grievances, because they do not want to lose their jobs. There is a certain class of race-problem solvers who don't want the patient to get well." -- Booker T. Washington (1856-1915) African American political leader, educator and author 1911 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. Well, at least they got rid of the worst one. No they didn't +1 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. Bravo. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. She'll hate me for this. On the other hand, she doesn't like going to the dropzone so no one has a chance at hitting on her. Sorry for the thread drift, Cyndi! Please tell your daughter, "How you doin'?".
  12. An Englishman, American and Irishman are in a pub. They each order a pint. On arrival, each pint has a fly drop right into it. The Englishman pushes his aside in disgust. The American plucks the fly out of his and begins to drink. The Irishman plucks out the fly and begins to shake it yelling, "Spit it out, you bastard! Spit it out!". I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. You guys are missing the obvious. A transporter! Get to wrk instantly. Get to the DZ instantly. Guess what? Transport to altitude and be in freefall when you materialize! Couple that with the self-packing parachute from the latest Star Trek and you could get in a phenomenal number of jumps per day. Between that and the holodeck, you have to wonder why anyone has any hostility in Star Trek universe. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. Skymama has an adult daughter? Pictures, please? heh heh heh. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. I've wanted a DZ with a wind tunnel. Any time there is a weather hold, you jump in the tunnel. Seems simple to me. The problem is finding a location that will justify the expenditure to build. It has to be close to a major tourist draw, but away from large airports. That gets tricky. Then, if the hangar had an indoor climbing wall, was next to a body of water to jump into / SCUBA, with running water to kayak; an indoor range; archery range, motorcycle track; hang gliding; martial arts studio.... And then David realized he was in heaven. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. In the 60's / 70's, there was a symbol of a man's feet pointed down, between a woman's feet pointed up. Put a rig above and below. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. The brother was hysterical and doesn't realize it. Sadly, there are more people like that in the South than I care to admit. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. Many happy returns Blossom of Blue Skies. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Looks like great fun. Thanks for the link. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. We have a guy like you in my shop. I thought it was just signal shops that acted like that. Odd... Oh no...signal? He's gay. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. 207. High school classmates (graduating class of 120 and we all knew each other), family, hang glider buddies, sky diving buddies, a few friends of the family or friends of my kids. I know them all. Nobody gets added without a connection. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. I flirt with everyone at work. It's especially amusing when it's a guy. The older women seem to enjoy it tremendously. It means nothing. It's just for laughs. I don't date. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Someone recently told me they had seen video of a crew erecting a crane over an open air tunnel. They then jumped from the crane at increasingly higher elevations and into the airstream. I looked on youtube and failed to find video. Anyone ever heard of this? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. Alright, O. Give us another good picture of yours and I promise I will not post here anymore. On a related note, did you know if you cross your fingers really hard while typing, it hurts like all get out? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. I've often wondered about alcohol in general. These vegetables/fruits have gone bad. Some liquid has issued from them and putrified. Ed was determined to drink it. He acted like an idiot, then threw up violently and felt like crap in the morning. He talked me into trying it the next night... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.