davjohns

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  1. I am an excellent user of the written word and very good with spelling. But I prefer to think of myself as a cunning linguist foremost. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Hope springs eternal, dear heart. lol I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. Separated means still married. I agree. However, separated and filed for divorce means they're just waiting for the legal waiting period to run out. Here in CA, it's six months, which is pretty short, but in some other states it can be two years. If someone's filed for divorce a year and a half previously, has been living apart the entire time, and is just waiting for it to be final, that's a different situation than someone who is on a "trial separation" and hasn't filed anything at all. It's a situation that requires careful evaluating, but I wouldn't rule it out completely. So at what point in the process do the lawyers get paid As a former practicing attorney, I'll tell you that many of them try to get paid up front, during, after and then try to bill long after if they think the client still has anything. It's one of the reasons I no longer practice. You are known by the company you keep. And yes, I've known of them trying to prey on their clients for sex as well. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. So you prefer women then?... Let's be honest.. Hot woman writhing around on a pole vs. scrawny boy doing the same.. Yeah.. Real tough one.. Um.. I think I'll pick "option A" please! BTW - fixed your spelling mistake Ahem...perhaps I wasn't clear. How YOU doin? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. How about a huge dildo sticking out of the soil? You can ask them what the heck kind of seed they gave you when they look at it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. OK. Agreed. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. How YOU doin? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. Who? What if we all just changed our signature lines to...You guessed it! Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. We refer to men who are separated physically from their spouses as 'geographical bachelors'. Hmmm? For the record, I have nothing to do with women who are in any kind of relationship. And separated means that you are still married in my book. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. Go somewhere in the building and find a potted tree or something. Something clearly not what you were growing, but outrageously tall. If you want, it can be fake. Tell them it isn't your fault, because you didn't provide the seed. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. How about one thread per forum? Then, the mods move them to BF because that's where they belong... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. +1 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. Um...I think my computer is broke. My "Happy Birthday Deedy!" key is stuck. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. How about a "Many Happy Returns to someone whose name resembles double consonants and a generous cup size" thread? Hmmm??? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. Happy Birthday Deedy! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.