davjohns

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  1. I tried dating two women at the same time once. I was a wreck for the entire week. There was no agreement or exclusivity. I just appear to be extremely monogamous. Not sure how people cheat and make it work in their minds. Whether it is just dating or engaged or married. It just doesn't click in my mind. Never have. Never will. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Check with the manufacturer. I suspect they will tell you it has a protectant when it leaves the factory and needs nothing else. I have run into this on several products (hang gliders, furniture, cars). Dealers want to squeeze a nice profit margin out of you for a useless add-on. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. I have a small backpack that I use as a gym bag and overnight bag. It has a compartment with all my personal items in it (toothbrush, paste, etc.). So, when I go to travel, I stuff it full of clothes and take off. This usually happens minutes before I depart for the airport. If I will be gone more than a few days, I'll take a check-on bag with more stuff, but the backpack stays with me so nothing can go too far wrong. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. I got banned for being overly enthusiastic about DD's birthday and not violating any rules. LouDiamond deleted a bunch of my posts and threatened to ban me because I questioned his cussing people out in the same sentence he told them to be more polite and respectful. I don't appear to get away with much. Ah well...count me in. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. Don't worry. It'll work. I saw this on a cartoon once... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. Para Ordnance .45 with silencer and TV remote. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. Perhaps it would help if you understood the Arab concept of victory better. I was an advisor to the Iraqi Army and trained for three months in their way of thinking / culture before my year with them. It's pretty simple. It's based on generations of survival in the desert. I'm alive. I win. Saddam Hussein claimed victory over us after DS. He was right by their standards. He was still there. He won. We failed to kill him or destroy Iraq. We must have lost. The terrorists killed us and went to heaven on 9-11. Their brothers can now build a monument near the site where this happened. They win. And they win while playing by our rules. I'm not saying I approve or disapprove of the building of the mosque. I'm just trying to shed a little light. When someone defines success as survival, the only way to best him is to destroy him. We (the western world) consider that prospect morally repugnant. That makes this battle against terrorists one that can not be won through conventional means. And our laws will generally ensure symbolic victories for those who oppose our way of life or at least sympathize with them. And sometimes; we will send convicted killers home to a hero's welcome based on our concept of mercy. We may have already lost. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. "in ireland if your dog or cat or cow is on the road and someone crashes into it at any speed it is the animal owners fault not the drivers and the owners have to pay damages to the driver " This varies from place to place. There are states in the US that are 'free range' by law. That means you are responsible for any cattle, sheep, etc. that you hit. You are on notice that they have right of way and you must drive accordingly. Not true everywhere. In the instant case, I am sure the counter-suit is pro se because no attorney would take it. Most states require that you enter a case with 'clean hands'. This guy has been convicted at the level of 'beyond a reasonable doubt'. He has unclean hands and is unable to recover in many states. It is likely that the family is or was desperate to get something more than a few years from this guy for the life of their child. Preying on that, some attorney talked them into a suit. It is also possible that the driver had insurance that refused to pay and this was the only way to make them pay. Not likely given the pro se counter, but possible. The presence of absence of a helmet would be of varying degrees of import in the case depending on state law. Was a helmet required? Is the state one that recognizes contributory negligence (you contributed to the injury, so you can't blame another) or comparative negligence (you contributed to the injury, so you can only sue for the part you aren't responsible for)? There are lost of legal, ethical and moral questions. However, the facts should be submitted to a jury to debate. We don't have all the facts or even the relevant laws. While I agree that we sue quite freely, the alternatives have been stripped from us. We can not take someone out back and whip his / her ass anymore. And people have so little shame that letting everyone know what a useless lout they are doesn't have much effect. Most states no longer recognize that some people just need to have their tail kicked or even need to be killed. Lawsuits and money are sometimes all our modern society will allow. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. Getting the catapault lined up with the squirrel and grill so that the squirrel lands in the grill is the real challenge. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. They're basically feathered rats and all over the place. We spay and neuter cats and dogs. Why not pigeons? Surely it would help reduce the population. They would still compete for resources without creating offspring. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. I can't believe the judge ignored three requests for clarification on the law. That's his job. If I were on the jury, I'd refuse to give a verdict. I think that case gets thrown out easily. Too bad the guy has to sit in prison while it is fought. That judge isn't going to let him out while it is heard. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. At the end, you announce loudly to everyone in line that this agent gives 'happy endings' with his frisks. One of my people pointed out that TSA is merely staying in line with the 'stimulus package'. We just misunderstood that the point was to stimulate the package. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. +1 +2 +3 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. I had that same thought. Even though I am quite straight, I would probably moan and carry on while being frisked just to mess with the person. If they want to inconvenience me... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. Can you request a particular agent to frisk you? Personally, I would be offended by a man touching my groin...not so much with a woman. Maybe if they hired attractive women to do the searches, it would go better. Not sure the same tactic would work for the women, though. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. So I take it you're OK with being strip searched when they make these mandatory for primary screening next year? Sure.. I think everyone should be flying nekkid anyway... so no one can be hiding explosives in their tightie whities. You just never know when you might have christo-fascists wanting to take out the islamo-fascists that might be flying on the same plane. Well, that would sure make the flight a bit more interesting. Don't know about the shrinkage though- it can get cold in those window seats. I'm suddenly reminded of the times I've had people in the seat next to me that needed another seat. They always insist on raising the arm so they have more room. I put it back down. Now, you want them naked? Pass. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. This appears to be the kind of Judge that twists things to his own liking at the expense of others. "Low-life" is the term that comes to mind. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. I love this idea. Wish I hadn't let my kilt go now. At one point, they were pulling people aside (random?) to pull everything out of their carry-on. I always got stopped. Young, caucasian male with military bearing and haircut carrying a camoflage bag, military ID and traveling on government orders. I finally told them that the next time they did that, my bag would be full of adult themed novelty items and I would turn each of them on and leave them running on the table for everyone to see just so it would be clear they weren't secretly explosive devices. Oddly, that's the same time they quit doing that. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. Hooah. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Hi Sky, The sexy lingerie is cool but when a woman sports a mans' dress shirt as you describe, she is claiming him as "her man!" 'Nuff said!! +1 I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. davjohns

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    Her brain ain't no good because he done ejaculated all up in her brain. She start callin his name, let him know when she cummin and this gets all programmed up in her brain. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. And nothing goes better with your dude's dress shirt than a few strings of pearls. Lucky!!! I can't believe you posted that. What's gotten into you? Now, Turtle's response was exactly what I expected of him... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Too bad you can't divorce the sister...I can't imagine being trapped at an event with my ex like that. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. My dress shirts are custom made and silk. Wearing one of those would be sexy and very personal...which makes it even more sexy. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. Makes sense. In Alabama, the display of the weapon would be called 'menacing'. The launch of the yogurt is an actual assault. The difference between cussing you and striking you, really. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.