Jasmin

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  1. From the (former) DZ owner's daughter: WHat happens on a DZ gets spread all over the DZ...What happens off a DZ with someone from the DZ never happened....tee hee hee xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  2. Well if I could be there I would be interested but I'm not going to be there Anyone want to sponser me to go back to Eloy? Love to Mike and Steve at Eloy (kisses for the latter!) xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  3. Sell it and buy new gear for yourself.... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  4. Future: Gattaca Amusing: try Van Wylder Party Liason Cinema: My Big Fat Greek Wedding (BEst movie ever seen, very cute and funny) intrigue: usual suspects action: the professional foreign: amelie shakespeare/period: 12th night with Ben Kinsly and Helena Bonham Carter (very very cool) Skydiving: all commercial ones suck....don't bother....or try DZ or terminal velocity From one who worked in a video store... ps ANything directed by Luc Besson (5th elelment, la femme nikita, les visiteurs, the professional/Leon etc) or Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown etc) can't be half bad! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  5. :: Not great way to spend the weekend and I didn't even get all my work done for ruddy uni again!!?!!! Anyone mind telling me why I thought I could actually do a Bachelor of Medical Radiation Physics (/BmedSci) was I on drugs or just plain deluded?????!!! I'm now going to go cry! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  6. Jasmin

    THANKYOU!!!!!

    Much big thankyou to Dan Brosnan, who flew me from my home to my DZ so that I could A) jump in and B)pick up my sneakers I'd left there!!! The trip was fun, the jump amazing (jumping had finished for the day, so I was happy to get another one in) and the beat-up was AWESOME!!!!! It just goes to show karma comes back to you! xj ps Wish me luck everyone, I've got my finals coming up and have had to organise to have my rig confiscated as I don't have near enought self control to stop jumping long enough to study!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  7. 100 points to anyone who can accurately guess how old I am. A snog for anyone who doesn't care. Age is a bad measure of most things. I've travelled, jumped, and run amuck more than most people twice my age!! It doesn't tell you how much that person has experienced, how mature they are or whther they're going to be good in bed or (more importantly) up in the air!! Age is irrelevant, I've kissed people many many years my senior and liked it! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  8. Jasmin

    Weekend Numbers

    OK I can't find 'em up so here goes 0:0:0 No jumps No sex No beer!!!!! Could've had all three but just wasn't up for it!!!! Apologies but weekend before was 0:7:0 Hmmmm I think I need a new bf/gf! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  9. I wish they'd take the less selfish option, save us some taxpayers dollers and put a bullet in their heads. "They should've strained you from the gene pool....." xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  10. I'm not sure what its like in the US but here in Australia the majority of Red Bull's market are under 18's. More importantly to this discussion, Red Bull only sponsers televised events. IE If it ain't going to benefit Red Bull they're not going to sponser it. They showed that ad here in Oz and I've boycotted them ever since. Appparently so did a lot of other people....... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  11. I've heard one report that it was an LPG tank that went up, but I can't confirm that. WHat is the world coming to?! I had to catch a flight on 4th July and truth be told I wasn't the happiest about it, I then later realised that I had gotten nail clippers, scissors and a nail file onboard! I'm just sorry that we live in a world based on rules for the minority: terrorists and murderers are the minority yet we're constrained by rules needed beacause of them xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  12. Yeah but I'm female, capable of thinking on more than one level.... (TRANSLATION: I think about sex constantly) The difference is that I'm able to think (and act) on other things at the same time.....D'oh!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  13. I thinkI know what he means! The vibrations when a person hums on your body parts eg neck (WHERE was your mind at?!!) are enough to make you literally weak at the knees........Phew!!!! I'm off to bed before I givesomeone a call and get myself into more trouble!!!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  14. I know another jumper that works for Sun Micro. (Vanges) We've canned our subscription to skydiving: too much BASE and advertising with not enough skydiving content! I've been there done that, but BASE ain't skydiving...What was he like? xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  15. BOOBIES!!!!! (There's been an apparent lack of that of late....or is it just that i haven't been online?!) xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  16. Ummmmm.....Teddy Bears don't make me think of sex....ummmmm...that's about it!!! Hmmmm...is this unusual in a female?! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  17. I dobelieve you've seen my boobies skydiving James dearest!! Apparently they were stilltalking about me when Ash went to Langer. Funnier still, some Swedish jumper baled him up over there and also asked if he knew me and where I could be found!!!!!! Mwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  18. Well I guess it is a change from sheep and boobies..... I prefer boobies too but this has to be one of the more unusual things my whuffo mates have sent me.... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  19. This may NOT be work friendly.... You've probably all seen this, but I'm clearing out my zip discs and thumb drives... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  20. Ooh Italian, a skydiver and a man in uniform...pity you're American or I'd shack up with you immediately!!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  21. "Inside me, there's a thin woman screaming to get out...... But I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate." -Anon "Anywoman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming too high..." -Dorothy Parker (Poet) "Of the two evils I try to pick the one I haven't tried before..." xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  22. I'm not sure who had who exactly..... Mwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa Ah these french boys, they keep trying to kiss me?!!!!! Soldiers, cyclists, chefs, skydivers, physicists, they all try!!!! The Italian boys didn't try.....they did!!!!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  23. Sounds like Bastille to me!! Anything goes there....hmmmm yuuuuuuummmmmm.......Melon Balls......(best cocktail EVER).... I don't think HH will mind if we misbehave just a little bit.... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  24. No, I hung out with the Aeroflot attendants under the arc du triomphe but yes the circus midgets were found congregating all along Champs Élysées....especially around about 9am.... That said..... I'll take an Aeroflot attendant anyday over a certain blonde-haired, blue-eyed member of the french 4-way team.....but that's another story entirely!! xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."
  25. As some of you may remember I went off to Europe and happened to be in France for Bastille Day.... Thankyou to my American Defence Personnel friends for reminding me that I should be after "a nice AmericanGI".... Y'anyways here's two pics to reassure you that I did behave myself, and only asociated myself with company befitting the lady that I am.... On another tangent: Congratulations to everyone who competed in the State Championships last Weekend. Special Mention must go to Nagambie X for driving all the way up (+14 hours?!) to compete, it was awesome to have you guys here.... xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both."