millertime24
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Exactly. Bend over, Take it, And say "Thank you sir may I have another". I, for one, bike to work at least 3 days a week. Sometimes more. Muff #5048
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"Damnit I didnt get a Hurumph outta that guy!" Muff #5048
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Totally untrue. If you have a decent bike that can go through some shit then you can usually go places a cop car could never get to. And for cops who think they can outrun me on a bicycle.... Well I'd be willing to bet I can go faster through the woods on my bike then you can on foot. Now if you get caught by a bike cop then good luck. Those guys are pretty damn good riders with better bikes then mine (at least here anyway). Muff #5048
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I like the way you think. Muff #5048
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So opening doors = Chivalry? Chivalry: 1: mounted men-at-arms 2archaic a: martial valor b: knightly skill 3: gallant or distinguished gentlemen 4: the system, spirit, or customs of medieval knighthood 5: the qualities of the ideal knight : chivalrous conduct Where, exactly, does it say anything about opening a fucking door? Muff #5048
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AAFES Good luck getting gas there without a military id though. Muff #5048
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I actually prefere to call them "sex trophies". Kinna like "Wow you can procreate. Here's what you win!". But in all honesty when asked why I dont have kids I have a ton of excuses.......I mean reasons. -I'm not responsible enough to have children. -I'm a selfish vindictive bastard that hates children. -It would be very difficult if i got deployed. -I hate dealing with a crying kid for 5 minutes much less the 18 years one is required to keep their own. etc.....etc.....etc.... Muff #5048
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Well technically, according to the FAA, you only have to wait 8 hrs from your last drink before you can legally fly an aircraft. Muff #5048
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What did you expect? He IS an ASS after all!
millertime24 replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
It said ASS not FUCKASS. Muff #5048 -
3 Wendys spicy chicken sammiches and 7 beers. Muff #5048
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Whats wrong with "Fuck off"? Muff #5048
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Didnt know they had a website for this state too. I happen know for a God given fact that there isnt a skydiving center in Utah called "Utah Skydiving". Furtermore, I dont believe any DZ in utah takes their certificates. Muff #5048
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http://utahskydiving.com/index.html Muff #5048
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Define GOOD sex. And BTW, Texas isnt a country. It is a state. Might I also add it is Alaska's bitch. Muff #5048
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Well when 2 Cessna's love each other very much something magical happens...... Muff #5048
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Done. I like this one too. Muff #5048
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SKYJUMPING after work? Me Me Me!!! Muff #5048
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Name 3 things you're looking forward to in the near future
millertime24 replied to maestrabella67's topic in The Bonfire
4:30pm going to the bike store to get some goodies. 5:30pm drinking while installing said goodies. 6:15pm riding all over God knows what in Ogden. Muff #5048 -
Since purchasing my new bike I've only driven to work twice. On a positive note, i went from 185lbs to 178 in about a week and Im eating more than usual....Wait.....This means my WL is gonna go down DAMNIT!!! Muff #5048
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I dont come with a warning label, but I do come with a "Service Miller Soon" light. Muff #5048
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75% of statistics are made up on the spot. Muff #5048
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Damn straight. Gas just went up $0.10/gal yesterday. My car gets about 37mpg and its getting where I can only afford to DRIVE to work and back. Hell, I dont spend that much on food for myself. Muff #5048
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Cheese, green peppers, onions, sausage, and oregino(sp?) Muff #5048
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Chances are if he's racing (and he's serious about it) he would likely laugh at mine. Im willing to bet he probably has something thats full susp. Thanks for the compliment though. I do love my bike and it goes down stairs pretty good. Muff #5048
